i hope all of you are enjoying the music i composed in metroid prime 4. my mother is very proud.

i'm sammy my mother is very proud.

forgot to set my name as sammy at the backgammon tournament my mother is very proud.

i have great news my mother is very proud

huge news about the amico coming soon my mother is very proud.

it's tommy time my mother is very proud.

look forward to tomorrow my mother is very proud

you're all gaming racist my mother is very proud.

i am banning the state of louisiana from selling the amiico. i will not tolerate the lawsuit of roblox and the famous oof sound i made specifically for that game being slandered. my mother is very proud.

i'm pooping on the edge of the toilet my mother is very proud.

i miss the waterfall that i used to sleep by at night but at least i no longer am wetting the bed at night. my mother is very proud.

also if you don't hit that bell you are a gaming racist my mother is very proud.

you can now hit the bell to get all of the top tier tommy tallarico post my mother is very proud.

i am undefeated in boxing matches. this guy is a liar and a gaming racist. my mother is very proud.

your mother is not proud of you my mother is very proud

heard scott the woz hates the intellivision. just another woke gaming racist. he will be banned from getting an amico. my mother is very proud.

petitioning president trump to make gaming racism illegal. i'm tired of these woke gaming racist protesting outside my house. my mother is very proud.

there are gaming racist protesting outside my house again. when will this end? i just wanted to get to japan to see miyamoto so we could discuss bringing switch 2 to amico. my mother is very proud.

i should state this for disclosure purposes. this is a parody account. i personally find tommy to be a very interesting character, i also want to state from the start i wanted people to know it was a parody. this is the only time i will break character. my mother is very proud.

this is in fact true. i am the first ever american to open a bluesky account. my first account was banned because some woke gamer racist are trying to take me down. my mother is very proud.

i'm the real tommy as i do not have the impersonation mark, unlike the other tommy that does have an impersonation mark. i would never disable comments or block anyone. the only people who do that are the woke. my mother is very proud.

my mother is very proud

flying to japan to meet shigeru miyamoto to discuss bringing the switch 2 to the amico. my mother is very proud.

i have a rash on my balls my mother is very proud

i just woke up from a coma after snorting 500 packs of what my friend called fundip my mother is very proud

i have a new contract for developers who work with me. i am to be the sole credit in every game i work on going forward. my mother is very proud.

i regret to inform all of you that my working relationship with miyamoto has sadly come to an end. he has become to woke and i want nothing to do with him anymore. my mother is very proud.

as announced in todays nintendo direct. metroid prime 4: beyond is coming to the amico. the amico version will include two player co-op where one of the players plays as the baby from super metroid. my mother is very proud.

looks forward to the switch 2 direct for more news. my mother is very proud.

look forward to todays nintendo direct. my mother is very proud.

shigeru miyamoto said he was going to meet me atop a building in japan. he asked me to take a pic of myself looking down. randomly some guy pushed me off the building. i just got out of the hospital and mr. miyamoto never even visited. my mother is very proud.

my mother is so proud.

i am actually the creator of the universe. i am god. kneel before me. my mother is very proud.

heading on a trip to japan to meet with shigeru miyamoto about a new metroid game. my mother is very proud.

i have killed the gaming racist who broke into my house. i went to his jail cell and used my tommy tallarico gun. my mother is very proud.

there was a gaming racist hiding in my house. thankfully the police found him before he could kill me. the police even let me tommy tallarico punch him. my mother is very proud.

is this the end for tommy tallarico? my mother is very proud.

been stuck on the toilet for the past 24 hours. i am constipated. i think the gaming racist did something to me. good news is i just invented the tommy tallarico choke. there will be hell to pay once i finally manage to poop. my mother is very proud.

trying to think of another signature move right now for when the gaming racist cheat at backgammon. i would be undefeated if not for the gaming racist cheating. my mother is very proud.

i have now formed a second signature move. the tommy tallarico kick. my mother is very proud.

i'm actually the creator of all video games. this is my greatest life accomplishment. everyone is just jealous of me. my mother is very proud.

it has been brought to my attention that there is another tommy going around. i am tommy, the other is a gaming racist. my mother is very proud.

i can win all fights with my tommy tallarico punch. my mother is very proud.

since daniel huckmann refused to talk things out like men i declare him the biggest gaming racist of all time. my mother is very proud.

i am a proud member of the air pollution community my mother is very proud.

saw a gaming racist spraying graffiti onto the front of my house this morning my mother is very proud.

my mom is acting cold towards me right now and i wonder why. my mother is very proud.

i'm back from my vacation everyone. my mother is very proud.

this is tommy's mother. i've decided to throw him into a mental hospital because he keeps claiming the gaming racist are after us. i am very displeased with my son for behaving this way. i'm is mother and i'm not proud at all.

gaming racism is starting to ramp up even more. i don't think i can fight them off much longer. but i have to try using my tommy tallarico punch to subdue them. this may be the end. my mother is very proud.