NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🔓🤯❤️🔥!! Honestly, I thought I would need to train this a little bit longer - I started yesterday, and today #muscleup is done 🥳! It's rough and ugly, but I'm proud anyway. Now I can work on improving the technique and aim for more reps 💪. #fitness

When you have to work on Sunday, and when reading the company's policies documentation you read "skateboarders" instead of "stakeholders", then you know it's not exactly what you're willing to do today... 😂

It should also keep some tools for renovations, but let's stick to priorities 😂 #NewProfilePic

Yellow Sack Spider (cheiracanthium punctorium) visited us today 😵‍💫. It's one of the 3 most poisonous spiders in Poland, its bite can cause serious problems up to two weeks after! He was sitting at our sink tap and I caught it in the jar... Creepy one 😳!

Yesterday I installed GPGSuite on my Mac and today it turned out my keys were removed somehow 😩. I had a backup for my main key (for private and OSS), but lost the key I configured for Printify, and had to generate a new one. Remember to backup your SSH/GPG keys!

I wrote an article about #ASDF - multiple runtime version manager, and how you can use it for developing #PHP apps that require different versions of the language. It serves me well as a fallback when #Docker runtime is not available 😊. blog.codito.dev/2025/07/asdf...

I am excited to announce that I joined #uSoftware as a Senior Software Engineer and will provide services for #Printify in a Developer Enablement team 🤩! Looking forward for this new, great adventure - wish me luck 🤞☺️. blog.codito.dev/2025/07/prin...

I am looking for new role 😁! Contact me if you are interested in services from highly qualified software engineer around #PHP, #Docker, #QA and CI/CD, that is dedicated and cares about delivering value ❤️. DMs are open + greg [at] codito [dot] dev. blog.codito.dev/2025/05/open...

I am looking for new role 😁! Contact me if you are interested in services from highly qualified software engineer around #PHP, #Docker, #QA and CI/CD, that is dedicated and cares about delivering value ❤️. DMs are open + greg [at] codito [dot] dev. blog.codito.dev/2025/05/open...

I need to confess I always giggle a little when I work with tests that use abbreviated System Under Test notation, because SUT in Polish is a giant nipple 🤭. Yeah, I am a simple man 🙈. Anyway, remember to test your code!

Everything indicates that next #PHP version will ship pipe operator 😍! RFC is now in voting phase, with majority of Yes votes. In my opinion this is really nice addition to the language and something different than features added in previous versions. wiki.php.net/rfc/pipe-ope...

There IS a way: use at least #ParaTest 7.5.2 (requires #PHPUnit v11 though, that's why we did not have it in our app) 😊.

Is there a way to make #ParaTest respect #PHPUnit's baseline? Running tests with the same config and the same baselines gives different results depending on whether raw PHPUnit or ParaTest is used for execution.

I've upgraded to #MacOS 15.4 & what a pain in the ass this upgrade is 😫. Every command (e.g. Composer vendor scripts) or IDE hook is reported by the system, and in order to allow it you need to do THREE steps FOR EACH command 😤🤯! Just display "Open Anyway" on first modal, FFS.

Hey #PHPStan enthusiasts! Is there a DI service that can be used in custom rule to resolve value of an argument passed to static method call? I did a simple implementation and it works, BUT it causes "Undefined constant" errors during analysis. Maybe there's something OOTB ☺️?

It's the 6th week of the process of us moving out to the new house, and Hevy's chart shows it clearly - there's not much time for working out 😭. Paradoxically I probably lifted more weights than before, because I move stuff with my own hands 💪😃. hevy.com/user/wirone

#PHP "clone with" RFC was abandoned by its author recently, but according to his comment in the PR his work can be picked up by anyone interested in delivering this feature into the language. wiki.php.net/rfc/clone_with

Today my work #M1 #MacBook started to restart randomly, it happened several times already (around 10 at this point), once I even got the recovery screen with information that OS requires reinstalling (but it booted after restart). I have latest #Sequoia. Any suggestions?

It looks like I found the root cause and provided a fix (hopefully!) 😊. It took me a while to find why `lint:container` fails and prepare test with reproducer, because our DI setup is pretty complex. Luckily I was able to narrow it. github.com/symfony/symf...

We have really weird problem with #Symfony's `lint:container` command, which started to fail in one of our MRs because DI tries to call some factory with unresolved param that should be an int, but it's passed as a reference string, which causes TypeError.

Some time ago in our main app, I've introduced process for dumping #PHPStan baseline stats (total errors, sums by error identifier per area). It is automatically re-generated in our CI during production deployment. Thanks to this file and a few utils, we can now observe trends 😊.

In case you were wondering what's the versioning strategy for #PHPStan and whether it follows SemVer or not, its author provided great explanation that sums it up ☺️. github.com/phpstan/phps...

#PHPStan 2.1.7 brings very cool new feature: extension point for conditional error ignoring 😍. Using `phpstan.ignoreErrorExtension`-tagged services you can have more atomic approach to handling static analysis errors. phpstan.org/developing-e...

Am I hallucinating or there was `config:cache` command in #Symfony which's intent was to dump the config into PHP-format file to not parse `.env*` files every time 🤔? I am currently working on #Deployer recipe for some PHP project in our company and it seems like it's not there.

Our recent time is so crazy, that our bathroom's misplaced decoration I discovered yesterday sums it up perfectly 😂. #TakeItEasy #EvenThoughWeAreBusy

Today I executed `brew upgrade awscli`, and you know what it means... Of course it touched `icu4c` installation and made local (asdf's) #PHP unusable 🙄.

I took a look at the new #Laravel page and in my opinion it has really great visual effects that are awesome for presentation purposes, but horrible for daily usage. The fact you need to scroll to progress the animation, and see most important parts after it ends is mind-blowing.

I have a dream 🤩! I want to make small #gym at my new home, so it's easier to continue my #fitness adventure 😃💪. However, this dream is hard to achieve, that's why I'm looking for assistance. Can you help? Find full story & donate here: 4fund.com/z/home-gym 😊. Thanks ❤️!

If you use #Deptrac in your #PHP projects, then migrate your Composer requirements from `qossmic/deptrac` to `deptrac/deptrac` 😊. Autoloading namespace is the same for 2.x so it does not require additional work. More info: github.com/deptrac/dept...

As an YAML engineer I often use yaml-multiline.info to remember myself how handling of multiline scripts works 😆. With Bash's heredoc syntax (for string interpolation) it's different when it comes to end marker's placement. Important to avoid "unexpected end of file" errors.

In 2007 I've recorded "Wysyp na wyspach" EP (~"The mob on the islands"), after my working holidays in Ireland. One of the songs was about dreads (made with that money): "Nie pleć głupot" means "Don't talk nonsense", but it also refers to braiding. soundcloud.com/wirone/nie-p... My verse is 2nd 😊.

New times ahead, so many changes! I've finally decided to cut off my #dreadlocks after more than 20 years. These were older than my kids, my marriage, and basically been with me half of my life 🥹. One love to the dreadlocks, #rasta forever ❤️💛💚! #newme #newlook #lifechanges

My CI job with Hadolint is failing because Docker Registry gone away. I guess it's time to go to bed 😉.

I am exploring the possibility of upgrading our app to #PHP 8.4 and found out that one of our internal libs has Composer constraint for `ext-redis` that enforces 5.x version. I allowed 6.x and also prepared fair matrix of tests (PHP, #Redis extension, Redis server) 😃.

💡 If you need to install #PECL extension during your #Docker build, and it has interactive questions that determine how it's built, you have at least to ways of handling it: automatically answer all the questions with the same value, or pass the configure options to the command.

The fact that iPad Pro doesn't have hotspot feature and can't be used as internet source using its mobile connection is just 🤯. Device for gazillions $$$ and missing basic functionality. This is (along with other reasons) why I won't be an Apple fan, ever.

I really like @sentry.io, it helps so much with observability from developers' PoV. But its approach to releases is mind-boggling 😩. Not only `prefix@name` convention & sharing releases between projects is weird, but also displaying adoption for web apps does not make sense 🤷‍♂️.

Did you know you can use #️⃣ as #PHP inline comment opening char? This feels.... awkward 🫠 3v4l.org/eBFhD

Am I blind, or there really isn't a way to run Laravel Pint in a _real_ dry run mode that will exit with non-zero code? --test and --bail does not work, and --repair is the only one that exits with proper code, but it applies changes, and I only want to check files.

I lost significant amount of time on debugging why my Slack message from CI job does not contain everything it should. It turned out that I was modifying Bash variable in a loop, which in fact was a local variable & original one remained untouched 😩. www.codeproject.com/Tips/5356411...

Following already accepted and implemented "Support Closures in constant expressions" RFC, the new "First Class Callables in constant expressions" #PHP RFC extends the initial proposal with FCC usage. Hot or not? wiki.php.net/rfc/fcc_in_c...

Do yourself a favour and stop using Laravel's magic aliases. Always explicitly import symbols from their respective FQNs and avoid this implicit fallback. Tools like #ComposerRequireChecker can report such symbols for you, fix is super easy, and the value is great.

I am ALL IN for #PHP RFC about changing behaviour of sort/map/walk functions 😍! It always drives me mad when I need to put sorting in separate line, instead of inlining it in further expression. Just had it in my PHPStan's PR recently, urgh 🥴. wiki.php.net/rfc/array-so...

There are another 2 #PHP RFCs with similar concept 😵‍💫! - Records: wiki.php.net/rfc/records - Structs: wiki.php.net/rfc/structs-v2 How on Earth voters can process all of that? Each of these RFCs require a lot of attention, I feel sorry for them 😅.

Aaaand it's now live 😃. Tomorrow I will update #PHPStan and #Symfony extension in GetResponse, which should prevent any other issues with static analysis not catching bugs related to DI container ☺️. github.com/phpstan/phps...

Been a while since my last contribution to #PHPStan, but here it is ☺️. Very first implementation of result cache meta extension is almost done for #Symfony plugin 👍. github.com/phpstan/phps...

I can't fully grasp the value of #PHP RFC for optional interfaces 😅. I mean... what's the point of implementing the interface conditionally? If it does not exist, then it can't be used to type against it in the code. People smarter than me: help 😃! wiki.php.net/rfc/optional...

Interesting #PHP RFC: data classes 🤔. With `data` modifier, such classes would have been compared by values they carry, rather than memory allocation (object ID). No more big conditions with multiple expressions, single === would be enough! wiki.php.net/rfc/dataclass

My daughter, who's 3 years and 4 months old, starts to write 😳🤯. She knows the letters (well, some/most) and can write some words with some help. She's so fantastic 😍!

Nintendo Switch v2 is going to be released this year. I have 2 Switches v1 already, OLED version was about to replace the old one but I did not even finish migration. Most importantly, I don't have time for gaming... But I still consider buying v2 😂. www.nintendo.com/successor/en...