‘no more beardos’ in a speech about war… yeah ok hegseth, just say u hate sikhs & muslims and go

why he acting like states are contestants on drag race. “congrats new york, u are safe. unless u vote wrong, then sashay away… FEMA said bye.”

324 mass shootings in 272 days. y’all don’t need more ‘good guys with guns,’ you need less guys with guns. periodt.

this man got called a fascist by the governor and said “but why would they say that 🥺” like babe… the receipts got their own box set dvds with director’s commentary.

the right’s whole propaganda model depends on americans not knowing how to read a bar chart. judging by the deputy press sec’s tweet, they might actually be right.

nah trump tweeting ‘make crime illegal again’ while never seeing a prison bunk is like a vape saying ‘ban nicotine’.

not trump’s admin blasting flight of the valkyries while sending troops into ‘war torn’ portland bc ice agents couldn’t handle the patchouli and vape clouds

imagine being ice, crying to daddy trump for backup bc u couldn’t survive a dozen protestors and one girl in doc martens holding a mason jar of kombucha #Portland

musk, prince andrew, bannon, thiel in yesterday’s epstein doc drop… jaw locked, unbothered. like yeah babes, the sky is blue, water is wet, creeps flock together

today’s epstein drop grouped musk, prince andrew, bannon, thiel… aka the avengers of “don’t leave us alone with ur kids”

trump today: “bad things will happen to the left.” notice he never says he’ll stop it, only narrate it. that’s not leadership, that’s instigation with a podium.

so the ‘anti-ICE sniper’ only hit detainees and not a single officer… yeah ok. nah this smells like when ur ex ‘accidentally’ likes ur 2013 selfie at 3am. scripted.

“17T commitments” at the UN when the GDP is 28T is insane. bro’s not president, he’s just the group chat liar who swears he met drake. #UnitedNations #Trump

bro went to The UN and dropped 56 minutes of freestyle beef. the chart shows 38% of his speech was just bullying other players like it was xbox live chat. #UnitedNations #Trump

idk which mom needs this today (probably a lot): u already know this but just to reiterate—ur kid does not have autism bc u took tylenol while pregnant. it’s not ur fault.

y’all traded kamala harris for mr “nothing bad can happen it can only good happen” like that’s the dumbest patch note in history.

the only safe way to reference kirk now is interpretive dance.

it’s official… antifa is shutting down. comrades pls clock out, clear ur desk, and remember to water the communal molotov plant before u leave.

nah cause stephen miller turned a eulogy into nazi karaoke. bro dropped hitler’s greatest hits like nobody would clock it. the side-by-sides are insane—scroll.

this photo not only rhymes with history, it plagiarized the whole damn stanza

not erika saying “forgive your enemies” and trump getting up like “counterpoint: rot in hell losers” with the same crowd cheering both. the cognitive dissonance is olympic level.

the pie chart of trump’s eulogy is crazy: 38% “rip king,” 62% “i’m the main character.” bro really used a man’s death as promo material.

if i ever get assassinated pls don’t hit me with a charlie kirk ass white nationalist funeral. when i die, bury me inside the booty club.

trump out here treating national crises like incognito tabs, close it and it never happened.

this is how atrocity gets normalized. 17 corpses in 3 weeks, packaged as banter. humour as anesthetic: laugh at the crime, forget the crime, accept the crime.

trump hit send on a “pam why u ain’t arresting my ops” text… ON TRUTH SOCIAL. deleted it, yeeted the guy who said no, then 2 hrs later gave his lawyer the doj keys. this isn’t watergate it’s real housewives of rikers island.

ever wonder if the us military would follow blatantly illegal orders? 3 strikes in 3 weeks. 17 executions in intl waters. now u have ur answer.

this flyer go so hard i almost forgot it’s advertising the downfall of western democracy

asked chatgpt, “objectively, was charlie kirk a good person?” and it read him like a savage ex: “bffr. campus racism bingo, covid copypasta, coupchella bus driver. peaked in 2012, restraining order vibes ever since.”

asked chatgpt to keep it 100, who objectively fits the definition of terrorism better? antifa or maga? it dropped a table so brutal maga might try to storm it too.

maga rappers forgiato blow & jj lawhorn just dropped a pro-lynching song called ‘good vs evil’ and it’s an immaculate self-report. racist, violent, and convinced they’re the heroes of their own hate crime mixtape. america, the ‘radical lunatic’ call is coming from inside the red hat.

they really said ‘weekend at bernie’s: bible edition’ and pressed play on an ai ghost sermon #CharlieKirk

trump calling antifa a terrorist org was legally void. domestic terror designations don’t exist in U.S. law. he basically said “ok but being anti-fascist is illegal now sooo… checkmate losers”

maga logic: antifa = fascist. now imagine dropping ‘groypers’ in the convo. instant blue screen of death.

culture war is the trailer, class war is the actual movie. and surprise bitch, u already bought the tickets

14 members of the un security council: ceasefire now. 1 member (the USA, today): genocide go brrrr #FreeGaza #FreePalestine

the most dystopian part isn’t the glasses failing, it’s the idea anyone would let mark zuckerberg become their eyelids’ landlord.

Trump looked at Laurence W. Britt’s fascism checklist and said “lol not enough tracks, imma drop the deluxe.”

funny how “hating free speech makes u a fascist” aged into their mission statement. #facism #stevenmiller

the new yorker september cover ate… america run by roku remote from hell.

instead of fixing anything trump’s crew is pulling the playground move: if i can’t win i’m taking the ball home. except the ball is free speech and the scoreboard is every headline ratioing them to dust.

the quiet part: brian kilmeade said “just kill them” the loud part: 13 unhoused shot days later the real question: why’s he still sipping coffee on tv instead of freezing in a tent like the ppl he dehumanized

melania hiding under that hat like if she can’t see trump maybe the king can’t either

there’s infinite universes and not one where maga — a group that can’t tell communism, socialism, or marxism apart — understands wtf a groyper is.

trump getting jimmy kimmel pulled is less “alpha male” and more “discord mod banning someone for posting funnier memes.”

“yes or no is trump in the epstein files” kash: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ nah we’re literally watching him speedrun brain damage live #KashPatel #EpsteinFiles

bro was so down bad for trump he self-published medieval fanfic where he roleplays as his loyal wizard. nah this is grinder lore in crayon. #kashpatel

chronically online enough to etch uwu memes into bullets, but supposedly texting like steve buscemi w/ a skateboard. miss me. #TylerRobinson

kash patel should be on youtube yelling “top 5 passive income streams nobody talks about” pulling like 32 views. max.

the UN: Israel is committing genocide. 250 U.S. lawmakers: let’s go there, stand in front of the flags and smile real big. #FreePalestine