BEHOLD! Eva Boomer Braun puts on a masterclass in debate... #$TSLA

That must have been a crazy three minutes, CyberDoucheCanoe!!! #$TSLA

That certainly explains the child porn pictures created by Grok… #$TSLA

So sad when #$TSLA shills fight…

Oh, Baghdad Bob! Since when do shares rally on heavy selling? #$TSLA

Equals, but with a premium… #$TSLA

Translation: It is BS. #$TSLA

First time I read this, I thought it said, “The only way they could make these any better is if Elon gave you a hand job.” #$TSLA

Oh, no! Eva Boomer Braun is MAD! I hope she does not write a nasty letter to the manager!!!! #$TSLA

Here’s a cool idea though. Let’s have complete strangers randomly send me a bunch of money so I can buy stuff. Please give until it hurts. For the Mission… #$TSLA

Driving the price down while loading up on it? Just stop! My ribs hurt from laughing. #$TSLA

BREAKING: PANTIES TWISTED WITH NO PEARLS TO CLUTCH!!! #$TSLA

Please think twice before crossing Eva Boomer Braun. Otherwise, she might write you a nasty letter. Please. 😢 #$TSLA

Go Blue!

Impossible to none… #$TSLA

MY GUESS IS THAT JASON INTENDS TO BE IN THE HALF THAT DOES NOT COMMIT....

People don’t hate Tesla. They hate Elon Musk. Duh. #$TSLA

Centuries, Bro! #$TSLA

Here’s the truth: Jason is a little bitch who cried and moaned when he thought he was going lose money when SVB collapsed. He is also a Musk bootlicker. #$TSLA

Centuries, Bro! #$TSLA

Perhaps, Tesla should sponsor Alcohol Anonymous meetings? #$TSLA

Nice Pedotache, Bro! #$TSLA

I hate it when Mom and Dad fight… #$TSLA

MEOW! #$TSLA

BREAKING: New investment thesis: Pump it real good! #$TSLA

When the going gets gigatough, the #$TSLA simps get bitchy....

Q2 earnings gonna be lit! #$TSLA

*Tesla board of directors excluded... #$TSLA

*Tesla board of directors excluded... #$TSLA

After disrupting the market for serving popcorn, Optimus disrupts water fountains. #$TSLA

Glad that we got that cleared up… #$TSLA

BREAKING: Dillion will be going to a re-education camp…..ummm…I mean…rehab at an undisclosed location and for an undisclosed amount to time. #$TSLA

Do we need affirmative action for the CyberTruck? Really and truly… #$TSLA

His struggles are real… #$TSLA

Exhibit #420 for the prosecution…. #$TSLA

The Boss (wife) just decreed that I am not allowed to watch Andor without her, including if she dies before me. Furthermore, she is free to watch it whenever she likes regardless of my status. She is a very powerful Dark Lady of the Sith, but I fear that this might be a hard one to abide by.

The stonk has always been the true product…. #$TSLA

Y’all, what day will be the wildest party? #$TSLA

Does thinking like this require a lot of ketamine? #$TSLA

Can someone ask Eva Boomer Braun to remind us what night the wildest party will be on Pedo Island? Asking for an anonymous CEO friend… #$TSLA

Companies with collapsing fundamentals always command a premium.... #$TSLA

GigaMoon! #$TSLA

If only Ross Gerber had been elected to the #$TSLA board…

Hard to be aligned when so far up Musk's ass... #$TSLA

You don’t say… #$TSLA

This is worse than when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor! #$TSLA

Did Eva Boomer Braun check Tesla’s Yelp! rating? #$TSLA

I see no difference. #$TSLA

Eva Boomer Braun gearing up to write more letters? #$TSLA

More ketamine? #$TSLA