I see no difference. #$TSLA

Eva Boomer Braun gearing up to write more letters? #$TSLA

More ketamine? #$TSLA

The empty space between Farzad's ears is so damn vast. #$TSLA

Super #$TSLA simps are kooky like Amy…

BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that SpaceX will build a Death Star by 2030, pending regulatory approval. That will keep the local #$TSLA shills in line...

HOA President of the #$TSLA shills, Eva Boomer Braun, can neither defend objectivity nor understand honesty...

BREAKING: Baghdad Bob starts new career as spokesman for space tourism industry... #$TSLA

Space....X....the final grift....umm....frontier..... #$TSLA

I am surprised that Eva Boomer Braun and Grok did not suggest 8 / 8... #$TSLA

Bro, I see other people do it and I follow them. That’s intuition! #$TSLA

Bro, I see other people do it and I follow them. That’s intuition! #$TSLA

Eva Boomer Braun has gone gone gigadelusional by an order of magnitude. I highly recommend a full read for a good laugh. #$TSLA

Impossible to analyze.... #$TSLA

It might be worth it just for the call…. #$TSLA

I would pay 69x, Bro! #$TSLA

I wonder if it has anything to do with what Musk said… #$TSLA

So sad that there were no high fives. #$TSLA

Sounds groovy! #$TSLA

Just spit balling here from Mom's basement, but if Musk is the greatest genius possibly ever and he knows more about manufacturing than anyone...couldn't he manage the EV business to growth while simultaneously transitioning to...whatever excites the #$TSLA shills the most?

The irony of being told to use your brain by Farzad… #$TSLA

Nice chase vehicle! #$TSLA

It works like this, Dave. #$TSLA

Everyone get a grift….I mean grip! #$TSLA (Picture credit to @C_S_Skeptic)

That's a bingo, Alex! #$TSLA

BREAKING: Tesla solves FSD by removing safety drivers from inside the vehicle. #$TSLA

Wasn’t #$BTC supposed to democratize finance….whatever that means…

Musk with his GigaGimp? #$TSLA

JASON SAYS… $tsla

Farzad with a headstart to being dumb and dumber... $tsla

All Eva Boomer Braun needs is a shopping cart to complete the homeless chic look. $tsla

Cry harder, Bitch! $tsla

This is like saying Al Capone audited his personal tax returns..... $tsla

Brad is supposedly an investment professional, but I missed this day of Cult Investing 101... $tsla

Same person? $tsla

Can we get a “hallelujah?” $tsla

All-in $tsla investors….

Popcorn for everyone!! $tsla

Silly me for thinking autonomous vehicles did not require drivers like every other car…. $tsla

And, I was worried that the potential was only $69T. Silly me! $tsla

Bro, this was done with Colonel Steve Austin in the 1970’s and it only cost $6 million! $tsla

Three dumbass $tsla simps… See how they shill…

Elon, My 2026 goal is to raise my grift to the next gigalevel. I will continue to SEC and would even offer TeslaPapaSmurf as a human sacrifice, if you can please help me make this happen. Love, Eva Boomer Braun (but you can call me Mommy) $tsla

Tesla PTA President, Eva Boomer Braun, launches another letter-writing campaign… $tsla

BREAKING: Visagoths approaching Twitter office! $tsla

Plaintiff counsels rejoice! Christmas came gigaearly! $tsla

Because FSD already works perfectly in the US with safety drivers? $tsla

Why would Waymo want to hire drivers? $tsla

So solved! $tsla

It's an accord, Bro! $pltr