It's an accord, Bro! $pltr

Diamond hands required!

Extension cord sold seperately. $tsla

Different opinions not welcomed. $tsla

Meanwhile, on planet reality, Tesla cannot get windshield wipers to work or design safe doors… $tsla

No costume required. $tsla

Perhaps, Grok is laughing too hard to answer. $btc

The moment has come. We are at war. Remember your training and I will see you on the other side. $tsla

Oh, yes you can. $tsla

When your illicit transaction cannot wait until the next business day…. $btc

BREAKING: John Conner to be new Tesla CEO. $tsla

CyberSadness… $tsla

He is just not that into you, Eva Boomer Braun. $tsla

Wax on. Wax off! $tsla

RED ALERT: Eva Boomer Braun is pissed! $tsla

Good thing Mars has a different sun. $tsla

Text exchange with my 19 yo daughter…..(I am the blue.)

In reality, Musk did everything he could to back out of buying Twitter and whined like a little bitch when he was forced to close the deal…. $tsla

For DeadBolt's sake and those like him, better hope Musk does not suggest cutting off one's wiener. $tsla

I did not have Constitutional crisis on my $tsla shill bingo card.

Sounds like a great way to generate capital losses. $tsla

How to invest like a Tate Bro… $tsla

We live in the Musk unserious of times… $tsla

No serious and honest person makes fun of Gerber’s hair. $tsla

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Hatbor? $tsla

I am going long extension cords. $tsla

Really hit a nerve with Eva Boomer Braun…. I cannot stop laughing. $tsla

Uber saves the day! $tsla

You know Jason wants a sexbot. $tsla

Ross “Broken Clock” Gerber is correct three times on this. $tsla

Matt only wishes he had Gerber’s hair. $tsla

Eva Boomer Braun gazes into a mirror. $tsla

A direct connection….$tsla

I pray that these two never reproduce. $tsla

Eva still hoping for a pony.... $tsla

Trippy… $tsla

Taylor Swift is engaged and the markets not ripping higher is all the proof I need that it's rigged. 😎😇🙃

What could go wrong? $tsla

Umm...yes, they can. $tsla

Next stop...Mars! $tsla

According to my 19 yo daughter, relationships are done differently today. First, you talk. Then, you go exclusive, which is followed by dating. Only then, can you be considered in a relationship. I must be getting old.

If this happens, I might have to go all-in. The frauding will be exponentially gigaepic. $tsla

Disgusting and disgraceful. $tsla

A drug addict, a conspiracy theorist and Eva Boomer Braun walk into a gigabar….. $tsla

Eva Boomer de Vil! $tsla

The biggest risk an investor can take today is listening to Baghdad Bob. $tsla

Sadly, Gali’s current Neuralink implant is spooling…

Does this include time spent sleeping on the factory floor? $tsla

Disagree with both. Shouldn't we just add the two estimates together for a $50T market cap? $tsla

Did the remote operator eat too Musk popcorn and get sick? $tsla