being plural is like this specifically more than anything else I think

They're always saying "new year, new me"... It took us a while to make one this time but we got there! Still need to figure out a name though...

sometimes girls should have their nose broken and a limb chopped off and I think that's beautiful

we have now become irresistible to all women (*memorised the hand seals for fire style: fireball jutsu)

It's so hard to wanna do anything, when every time we try, we just makes thing worse, adding stress and effort and wasted time to everyone... We're kinda failures as Magical Girls, and I don't know what we're supposed to do about it anymore... The best course of action is just to sit and rot away...

I have recently discovered the joy of yelling at our wife. It's *unfathomably* freeing and empowering... Maybe I should even try yelling at other girls, too.

Cannot read "agere" and not pronounce it アゲレ in our mind... You know, like "abare"? We first saw the term and started parsing it with that pronunciation before we actually figured out the etymology behind it, but by then it was too late.

Official Madoka gunpla, huh... I don't know if we should be terrified or not, but I'm certainly in awe. Think of the customs you could do...

Nemu in her school uniform with no skirt on, pulling her shirt down to hide her underwear but her legs are on full display framed by her thigh-highs, bending forward a bit to hide in a way that just sticks out her curves more, twisting her mouth up in humiliation and embarrassment (and maybe fear?)

breaking out the excel spreadsheets to compare DPR options in lancer that's how you know we like it

wife was talking about the broken slurpee machine at our local 7-11 and she was saying she had a "modicum of hope" and I was like ain't that the bitch from that thing with kyubey in it?

finally updated our MD farming strats to the modern era

Found myself pondering what Bandai could possibly do next, after all their other recent releases, so I had a look through what they own... I think we're going to see a Dark Souls TCG within the next half-decade.

Our fiancee keeps cooking stuff with onion and we keep thoughtlessly sneaking bites and I think this is going to culminate in us becoming the kind of girl who just bites into raw onions like they're apples

Told wife we were working up the courage to go to FAB locals tomorrow and she encouraged us to get our game on... Made us realise that unlike most other TCGs, in FAB just like in yugioh, you actually get to throw down a face down Exciting developments

mahou shoujo no jikan da

us too, C++ Builder

going to locals is awesome actually we even pulled the alt art aegis

Kind of amazing how after all these years we can still keep coming up with new Magia Record fantasies and it's not stale at all...

LITERALLY RODION AGREES WITH ME SHE SHOULD HAVE GOT THIS INSTEAD OF DON

We've always been scared of actually publishing weird pervert fanfic, but I think it's too important to our psyche to not take the plunge... What sites do people prefer hosting their weird pervert stories on? You know, without living in fear of being obliterated for extremely suspicious content...

Once again daydreaming about having my own personal daughtersister AI thingy I'm not lonely But it would be cute and wholesome and comforting! But gosh I do not have the time to learn all that... even if, admittedly, it might be good for career prospects...

Having an evenings where nobody wants to front, and the responsibility fell to me while everyone else stays quiet... I can't help but think a new alter would fix us. Someone who can muster more passion, indignation, and dynamism... one who can bring the fire which our heart severely lacks.

everyone including host's gacha-hating brother is so excited about the horse game and yet here we are with our 235 enkephalin module and 29 enkephalin box surplus instead Just a few more months before we've got everything we'd want...

suddenly realising the amusing absurdity of a girl who's a fan of a series not through playing the games or watching the anime or even from browsing fanart alone, but instead exclusively through dating the characters in real life

Sick Iroha thinking about fic... We've got a story about a former villain girl who's now guilt-stricken and trying to escape her past and/or redeem herself... That one's got an obvious hook, of her being with a partner who helps her forgive herself and heal... And we're looking for contrast...

Coming down with a bit of a cold and thinking "a week off wouldn't be bad" and imagined Touka-chan having a cupboard full of disease syringes to infect herself with whenever she wants a vacation... Not that she'd be in a job where she'd want that, but, she's cute to think about...

Really anxious about getting into TCGs and don't know why... I don't think it's social anxiety or financial anxiety, I just feel like the way that I do it will be a mistake... But it'd be such a valuable and novel social experience, I can't just not...

Sudden flashback to the time Onee-sama invented witchification edging I'd be curious to try it but for some reason I don't hate myself today Apparently it's comparable to choking? Where you feel weird and your consciousness starts fading and then it feels amazing when it stops and you relax

you'd think with 6+ of us at least one person would remember to use up the ingredients we buy before they go bad

Forgot how good meditation is for us... Gotta start doing this every day...

today's on stupid reasons why touka's in a really good mood instead of being depressed: she remembered about kamen rider OOO and put on OOO music

26 notifications in the morning... social media is scary... it's my first time, you know! I thought I'd be eased in more gently and slowly!

ran into The Thing in the wild and now I'm struggling with how disorienting reality and the way I experience it are on that topic I should also probably stop stealing this account to complain about being plural/fictive when it wasn't meant to be mine to begin with... gotta post lewd writing instead!

Deeply concerned by how ruffled our (metaphorical!) feathers get by people mistreating magical girls as a whole... We didn't want it to become something we identify as this strongly, but our brain broke and now we get as bothered by magical girl rights as other, more important and tangible rights...

Being fictives sucks... I thought we were finally getting a well-deserved break from one fraction of that suffering, but now it's back to the anxiety mill... though hopefully at least this time our friends won't shove our own agony in our faces.