Bowie's nickname is "Boo" 👻👻👻

Watch out, we got a tough guy over here

Bowie was practicing for the rapture. Oh well better luck next time.

The "B" is for Bad

Cyberpup 2077

www.instagram.com/miron_john_i... on Instagram drew this picture of Bowie. It's always so cool when someone makes fav art of Bowie. So cool. Always so much fun. Original photo in comments

Bowie keeps seeing people "this dog looks so much better than I do" Bowie responds: "Yes. Correct."

New issue of Dogue just dropped! We're really looking forward to the article about raccoons, we're from Toronto, and they're a menace, eh? How about you?

The cutest barista

Refined urbanite

It's not about your camera. It's about how good you look while posing with your camera.

Today Bowie went on an extra long walk because he had the foresight to wake up his photographer at 5am! He chased 2 squirrels, found (and ate!) some pizza crust, and he met his Whippet friend Gabby in the park.

Hey… you wanna score some treats?

Bowie went on a 2 hour walk. It was really hot but he had so much fun!

Pants are overrated

Bowie is on to you and your pretending to throw the ball BS

Photographer

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Bowie can't believe you threw out that perfectly good chicken carcass. He'll never forgive you, all those delicious tiny bones. A crime really. Unforgivable.

Bowie is a dog, so he's not so good with colour, but he's decided orange is his favourite

Afternoon Bluesky. Bowie is a dog reporter. Which cats will bolt under pressure? Who’s got the best-smelling butt in the park? Hard-hitting journalism. Zero bias.

Happy long weekend Canada! (I know this one is weird, just deal with it)

Attn: Bowie has a new hoodie

Bowie knows his neighborhood really well. He knows where the mean orange cat lives, he knows which crossing guards would like a high five, he knows the best hydrants to pee on, but most importantly he knows that one place that leaves out dog biscuits for inquiring snoots.

Bowie confirms: It's summer

Bowie has considered entering the Soft Dog Olympics. He’s trained hard. He rolls in filth. He moisturizes. But deep down, he knows it wouldn’t be fair to the other dogs.

Bowie has been patiently waiting for the French bakery up the street to open. Sometimes, if he’s good, they give him treats. One time, when he was being especially charming, they “accidentally” dropped an entire croissant. He thinks about that day often.

You can't say "no" to this face, because if you do he'll cry for hours.

Bowie has the next big startup idea. It’s called Pmailz! An app where dogs log their pee spots, so other dogs can leave replies. He says it’s like social media, but smellier!

Bowie is just a wandering Whippet

Found the video game system for dogs @play.date #playdate

Bowie understands that other dogs are good boys too. He really does. He would simply like to propose that he is the good-er boy.

Shot on our Rolleiflex camera (we missed focus a tiny bit, but it's really hard with this camera!) Behind the scenes in the comments. #photographersunited

Don't forget the hater blockers

He barked at a cat today. Absolute rebel.

Bowie is deep undercover. He’s been on the couch for hours. The humans suspect nothing. He’s farted at least 15 times and they’re still blaming each other.

Bowie hopes you'll forgive the square crop — this was taken on a 70-year-old Rolleiflex, and that's just how they did it back then.

Caught mid roll

Doggo intellectual right here

Bowie's hobby: Finding dogs who don't know how fast he is, and then showing them how fast he is.

Add it to the Nintendo pile

Switch 2! Bowie is already feeling resentful

Bowie’s latest exhibit explores the tension between napping and being a little bastard

G'nite Bluesky, too tired to come up with a caption. Feel free to provide your own.

Bowie was told to "touch grass." He’s eating it instead. Hope you're happy.

Bowie discovered he can eat the tiny dead fish on the beach. This is thrilling news for him. Deeply upsetting for his humans. Bowie, of course, remains completely unbothered.

Bowie sees you’ve brought him kibble. From a sack. A generic sack. Seriously? You know who he is, right? He’s not some park-dwelling pigeon. Bowie has standards.

Bow wow wow I look just like Buddy Holly

Bowie watched dock diving on TV last night. It was all Whippets. Every. Single. Dog. We’d like to propose the Real Whippet Games, featuring elite events such as: The Fart and Leave, Couch Spot Theft, Treat Extraction, and Squirrel Pursuit. What do you think? Did we miss any medal-worthy events?

Bowie is aware that humans are obsessed with boops. After careful consideration, he would like to confirm: they’re great.