I’m checking in on this sweet little girl, Minnie, for the next few days while my friends are on vacation. She’s so grumpy but she really likes me! Look at that little tooth sticking out! 🥺 #Cats

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Also as soon as the show ended, HBO decided to just start playing It Chapter One at the spot I had stopped at months ago. And (spoiler free) the show ended with a certain house and the movie picked up right as the kids said the name of the house. WTF HBO? #WelcometoDerry

No context spoilers for #WelcometoDerry FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

I’m rewatching True Blood and I feel so bad for Eddie 🧛‍♂️☹️

Not cool bro #TheLastDriveIn

Giorgio, is that you?? #TheLastDriveIn

Where have I heard music like this recently? 🤔 #TheLastDroveIn

Ah, I see what you did there 🤣 Like committing a crime in a Santa suit during SantaCon! #TheLastDriveIn

A bright yellow jacket is the BEST attire for murdering someone #TheLastDriveIn

Are they purchasing this art from Delia Deetz? (Someone is getting squished or impaled on that thing) #TheLastDriveIn

Staying in bed under sedation sounds LOVELY #TheLastDriveIn

Awwww that’s so cute they printed out a little man! Look at those boots! #TheLastDriveIn

My mans is reminding me of another actor and it’s making me NUTS! #TheLastDriveIn

That giant talon sculpture is delightful! #TheLastDriveIn

I just watched Honey Don’t and while it was a weird ass movie with a very weird ass ending, I very much appreciate how fucking hot that one sex scene was 🥵 I think my brain melted 😂

Getting pegged at Cracker Barrel (I might have to buy the glass, it’s so cute)

“But in fact, today voters resoundingly rejected Trump and Trumpism, and tomorrow, politics will be a whole different game.” 🥹❤️‍🔥🥳

The possibility that a certain character doesn’t experience fear makes me hope that they become BEST FRIENDS with Pennywise! Must be lonely being a fearing eating interplanetary spider monster. She just needs a friend! 🥰 #WelcometoDerry

Kids these days, look at this pathetic attempt at teepeeing my house last night! Embarrassing 😆 not to mention, you missed cabbage night, dummies! (For the record, I was handing out awesome candy by the handful last night so these kids are also ingrates 😂)

Is it me or does every Tree House of Horror episode feature a “hot Marge” moment?

It’s giving Jonah from Veep

Fog machine is a go, my spider is inflated, spooky lights on, Treehouse of Horror is playing, got my Halloween Buc-ee’s shirt on and a shit ton of candy! Bring on the trick or treaters!

My office is having a Halloween party today and I’m wearing my mom’s fav Halloween pin. She wore it every single Halloween since I was a child. I miss my mom everyday, but especially around Halloween. She’s the reason I’m a horror movie freak! 🎃❤️🥲

Damn, Welcome to Derry really leaned into the fuck them kids narrative 🤣

What in the actual FUCK?! 😡😡😡 when I think I’ve reached my limit of being pissed off it just keeps going higher

Today has sucked so far, I’m not feeling great and just face planted while walking my dog. Skinned knee and palm. And a heavy glass bottle just fell of a top shelf in my kitchen and hit me in the head. What is happening today? Is there a Lauren voodoo doll out there? 😂

I’m smoking flower with matches out of a glass pipe bc my penjamin has died. Also watching the og Night of the Living Dead. This movie feels like an anarchism, way too modern for 1968!

This lady has serious restraint, I’d be looking for bedrooms i that farm house if I was hold up with Tony Todd 🥵 #NightoftheLivingDead1990

At the town protest I attended there was a young woman in the passenger seat of a car stopped in front of us and thanked us for protesting bc she is immunocompromised and couldn’t do it herself safely. The car had “F*** Trump” written on the windows which made me smile! #NoKings

Very happy with my sign for the #NoKings protest today! ✊ stand up, we will not be moved!

Final Destination Bloodlines is so very stupid but entertaining! It’s like horror movie kill edging. The kills made me cackle! And Tony Todd made me sad and happy at the same time ☹️🖤

Omg 😱

Just had my tattoo consult with a very popular artist and I’m so excited! She’s the PERFECT tattoo artist to create this tattoo. She loves Bobs Burgers, she knows so much about Frida Kahlo and she’s talented AF! She’s so busy I don’t have my appt until December! Happy bday to me!

I love this man, he’s from my home state and he’s had the right idea for a long time! I saw him at the first No Kings protest in Boston and he was hilarious, such a badass! Sue their asses, Robby! ✊ www.thedailybeast.com/comedian-vow...

Just watched the Dark Crystal on the big screen! It was magical and Fizzgig 4 life

I sacrificed a man to my Halloween spider goddess this year. She’s a happy girl! 🕷️🕸️

The Monkey was equal parts fun and absurd! I very much enjoyed it and the deaths were so silly! The Benihana one was my fav 😆

I really slept on Brightburn, damn that movie went WAY harder than I expected! I was thinking as it ended, ima be so proud of you if you do what I think you’re going to do! And they did 😆🙌

My husband finally got back to work! 🥳 and today was his first full day, so of fucking course, I got robbed. Someone stole my info and took my money. Why is that when things start to look up, that something shitty happens? Ima have a bourbon and get high 😣

I LOVED it! It even made me tear up a bit. My husband absolutely HATED it! So experience may vary 🤣

Damn girl, you really are ride or die! #TheLastDriveIn

Don’t read notes and drive!!! #TheLastDriveIn

Clarke! Thank god your GF has SOME survival instincts 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TheLastDriveIn

This boy has been broken since birth! 🤣 Also passing out during #TheLastDriveIn, some dogs can’t hang.

Silly girl, don’t sit on the glass! This mans is oddly appealing, maybe bc he’s the only one who knows what he’s doing

Get it Donald Duck!!!!! #TheLastDriveIn

Girl, Clarke is the WORST, DUMP HIM #TheLastDriveIn

Love the murder to roast beef transition! YUM! #TheLastDriveIn

Damn that hallway scene 😍 #TheLastDriveIn