I'm at the "Get off my lawn" stage in life.

There isn't enough caffeine for this shit lmao.

I'm all for self-deprecating humor but there's a point where it just becomes needy and sad. Stop looking for validation from strangers.

I love mute buttons.

Don't you love when they overstep and blame you?

I made more coffee than I could take in yesterday and put the rest in the fridge for iced coffee today. Result - best decision ever.

Good Morning.

80s music is the only era of music that should be allowed to be played in the workplace.

The only Patrick who matters.

Looking in my cupboard for coffee, I see caramel, chocolate, hazelnut, pumpkin spice... Where's the coffee flavored coffee?

Chicken nuggets. Ooooh or grilled cheese maybe.

I wish I could work in a library. That may sound boring to some, but that kind of peace and quiet every day, surrounded by hundreds of books is a dream.

I'm done giving af.

I see someone on here, not a mutual, commenting on other people's posts telling them to put warnings on posts due to what they deem as "spoilers", meanwhile their entire page is movie clip after movie clip. What the fuck Lol.

Scrolling through all of the terrible movies on Amazon Prime is entertainment in and of itself.

Being a brand must be so stifling. Incidentally, being a brand does not make you an authority.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Lamb of Godsmack

New Year's Eve plans

Netflix definitely could've dropped Stranger Things way earlier in the day.

I dragged out the 4ft pre-lit tree because it was going to be easier and less work than a big tree. Instead, I get 1 light out somewhere on the tree and I have to go one-by-one to find it, branches are falling off, the stand is cracked, tree falling over...LOL Merry Ho-Ho.

When you've done all you can do, that's all you can do.

Don't let anyone make you feel bad for being happy and showing happiness. It's too rare these days. Celebrate it loud and every single time you can.

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."

I'm insanely hard on myself. I think I'm doing okay-ish at work and my boss tells me I'm ahead and kicking butt. I wish I could carry that into everyday life.