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I opened up a mail store. I sit by the mailbox, take mail, and then when you come to get it I say give me a dollar, and then you do because it’s easier than having to deal with me.

Hey how do you submit for mog Monday?? A friend asked and I realized I didn’t know and I cannot find any direct information lmao

I love my earthen he is a rad dude

“I don’t know who did this to me. They shattered me. They took my memory. And they thought that would be enough to save them. I’m rebuilding myself stronger than before. I’ll find you. I’ll get my answers. And you’ll regret not grinding my pieces to dust.”

There was a talent show today to end our half day and a kid did a standup act and honestly I was impressed that 1. He even got up there at all and 2. A lot of his stuff was just reciting jokes, yeah, but the ending he did actually write sort of like his own bit, which at that age is awesome

Not to be difficult but like idk if we’re bringing him back in current content just “Wodin” is probably okay lol yeah?

I have a show tonight, I’m pretty excited! I wish the internet wasn’t a hellscape so I could share more with you guys lmao

EARTHEN HEADCANON TIME Earthen aren’t designed to require any form of nourishment, and even though they’re able to consume minerals, similar to cinderbrew it’s essentially recreational. The “taste” they experience is their core utilizing the mineral as a fuel source temporarily.

In case you meatbags were wondering what they taste like Amber: apricots Emerald: Pepperoni but slightly sour Onyx: black licorice but without the gross aftertaste Ruby: pickles Sapphire: Baja blast

Idk what you guys think middle school teachers talk about but today my coworker and I had a 35 minute discussion on what we’d do if quiet place monsters attacked while we were at work

Not looking to yuck anyones yum, but I just watched the end cinematic and man. I’m getting a little tired of waiting for something to happen in TWW. Setup is a narrative requirement of any plot but eventually you do need to do the plot part. How many shots of the Dark Heart do we need?

Nessa Maldy deserves to get some closure! Come on, Blizz

That guy claiming to be a Blizzard dev is still tweaking tf out about me not believing him apparently. Deeply, deeply bizarre behavior.

The worst part of pug tanking M+ by FAR is that everyone knows the best way to go and it’s four different ways. And if you don’t choose their way, it’s very personal to them and 7/10 times they would rather brick the key than swallow a molecule of their pride and just cooperate.

I have to posts my Gazlowes on here too Jazzlowe

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Idk minty that well personally but I’m ngl seeing someone put their heart into something that really beautifully blended something real and important with the game we all love, and then get a bunch of hate pissed me tf off. Don’t argue in the comments per her request, but please watch and like!!!

Well, that was it. A kid at work ate chewed gum she found on the floor. I’ve seen so many things at this job, but I’ve never puked from any of them. That one broke me. Dear god.

I couldn’t get through it all. For once I don’t have a lot to say. Hell would not be enough.

Sometimes it’s okay to recognize there’s a difference between someone being bad a game, at a specific game or a specific thing they’re doing in it, and just refusing to think. I don’t think it’s cool at all to shit on people for varying skill levels, but sometimes it really is just refusal.

My ex used to moral high road me for using Twitter when he only used Facebook and completely dismissed me when I said there is no difference levels of evil between the owners lol What do you know

Yeah so I can handle Twitter In bursts lol like I hit a point where it’s like okay this site is NOTHING but vitriol and that can only be entertaining for so long before it just tanks your mood

Also regarding the last post, I guess I’d like to clarify- yeah the dude in those screenshots is a dick obviously but to be clear my point isn’t really about him lol I have no interest in any kind of beef with that dude, he’s just an example, there’s a thousand of them

This is a common thing in WoW. Someone does something inarguably cruel (this was over someone laughing at someone for having a dead dad) and weirdly some people are more concerned with “being the bigger person” than the actual bullying. All I had to do was being vaguely annoying for a bit.

Imagine being a good person your whole life and then weak people with no convictions use that protect the tyranny you opppsed from “rudeness” lol I won’t speak for the dead but I’d be sick if my entire life of altruism was reduced to a way to excuse nazis from mild social discomfort. Puke inducing

I’ll argue about plenty, I won’t about the R slur. You use it around me and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and ask you not to, that’s about it. If you choose to keep using it I don’t fuck with you. Pretty simple.

nero looks like Butterbean Blundersnatch and I’m tired of everyone pretending they don’t see it

I physically pains me to type this but I’m not a coward and have actual convictions. Don’t dunk on Musk over the “r*tard” thing around me. Dunk on him for literally every other thing about his wretched existence. But ableism doesn’t become cool just cuz it’s directed at the worlds stinkiest cunt.

Guys I really do care a lot about sociopolitical issues but I cannot get all upset and hysterical every time Trump says something insane for 4 years. “Did you hear Trump wants to ban water? All water, illegal” Like idk I don’t have the energy to react seriously to that shit 3 times a day lol

I took this bad picture while high and it kind of looks like I’m riding on the back of a giant cat… okay nini

In FFXIV the NPCs who train you in other jobs have to fucking hate their lives. Like learning archer post-Dawntrail, and this lady is sparring with me and she’s gotta be like “he went to the moon and fought satan, why is he making me teach him to shoot a fucking bow? Why is he doing this to me”

We spreadin’ like herpes bby

Me calling upon the glory of Satan to force Blizzard to add earthen druids

WoW is in such a weird spot right now. There’s ostensibly a ton of content and stuff to do rn, but it feels like the community happened to hit the start of its breaking point recently and just kind of imploded. I log in, I do group content, I remember why I wasn’t logged in, I play FFXIV.

New year new me(ntal health issues)

Interesting, France has had the exact same issue. How did they solve theirs? We should do that.

It truly was the final fantasy Rip 🫡

Update two days later: Viper plays great, it’s very fun once you understand that there’s 50 ability names and icons but like 4 abilities in practice. I do however maintain this is an absolutely silly class and is a good concept executed like doody.

Leap of Faith in FFXIV has literally never made me feel an emotion other than hate and I mean that so sincerely

Trying Viper in FFXIV. I’m gonna be real man, so far this is one of the worst designed classes I’ve seen in an mmo. Like this is just stupid to me lol there’s absolutely no reason a job this functionally simple needs to be this over designed.

As a karaoke host a musical movie coming out is always the worst thing to happen to me man

Who tf drawing creepypasta faces on the walls I’m stoned going to 7/11 this made me poo

Disney plus sending push notifications feels so rude, like you’re way out of your lane dude you are not a notification kind of app who do you think you are

Every 0.60.6 sec??? Up to EIGHT additional sec??? A bit worried this is overtuned, that’s a lot of seconds of . I mean maybe like 3 additional sec of but eight? That’s too much .

When a DPS dies to the same mechanic a fourth time and you no longer care enough to help them

New players trying to do literally anything in the game with only Exile’s Reach as a tutorial

So I keep losing this cat impossibly, like I look in a spot and she’s not there and then literally 3 seconds later I look again and she’s there. And I was just going “how do you do that, Lily?!” And then was like oh. Because you’re Lilian Voss. I did this.

“I’m tanking this dungeon one handed 😏 my other one is in use 🥵” (I’m eating a sandwich)