Prune Tracy
@nathanpthousand.bsky.social
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Protector. Romancer. Dynamite dancer.
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almost 2 years ago
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People think it’s a real hoot to make fun of Trump painting everything gold but then you see another rich guy like DJ Khaled and his house just looks like some Tybee Island Airbnb your family rented back in 2018
10 days ago
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Man being thoughtful sucks
29 days ago
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Y’all ever use a ratatouille rat to control your arm so it feels like someone else is jerking you off?
about 1 month ago
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Am I the only one who assumed the crazy looking blonde lady was the trump DOD official
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4 months ago
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I tried to simply erase the random kid in the periphery of this photo and Adobe was like “stand back and let us show you the mighty power of the AI”. Great product you clowns I hope my $70 a month gets spent on some kind of paint for your offices that turns out to give you cancer
6 months ago
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7 months ago
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Fun fact Monopoly was originally called “The Landlord’s Game” although the rules were slightly different it was a race to see who could get the most layers of old paint on an electrical outlet
7 months ago
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“That’s it, I’m gonna do World War I!” - Kaiser Wilhelm II
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Gambling websites should let me bet against myself
7 months ago
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Happy Mother’s Day to my mother-in-law who showed me a picture of her next to the Hamburglar and I said “oh you’re associating with a known criminal” and she got so confused… turns out she didn’t know who he was or what he was known for, just kept calling him “The Hamblerger”.
7 months ago
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yessir there is nothing quite like brushing your teeth before bed and noticing the shirt you’ve been wearing all day at work and to the store has a huge hole in the armpit
7 months ago
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I’d go to a restaurant that’s like Korean barbecue but just American grilling, just Dad flipping burgers at the table and taking orders
8 months ago
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James Earl Jones’s voice is deep but it’s not gravely, you know? He’s booming but he’s got a mellow tone like Big Kermit
8 months ago
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I am by no means advocating for child soldiers but I do think it would be fun to haul their little asses around in an armored Toyota Sienna
8 months ago
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Trying to conceal a mouthful of milk during sex to try and blow it into a lady’s boobs to inflate them
8 months ago
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Backyard furnaces but it’s every American gets a weber grill to start producing their own burger
8 months ago
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What do you think this funny little fella was doing running around in some kinda seal team six getup this morning?
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9 months ago
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All these people becoming religious as adults just looking for a bigger manager to complain to
9 months ago
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Were you there when they gooseified my board
9 months ago
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Took a bunch of portraits for a corporate website and one dude turned his shoulders the wrong way and I didn’t catch it so now I’m attempting to secretly fix it by uploading his goofy ass to the TikTok microwave filter
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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No it’s not
9 months ago
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“America has truly lost its way” - me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies
9 months ago
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The peak of Everest is covered in garbage but I’m standing here alone on top of Mount Finished-a-whole-chapstick
10 months ago
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The funniest aspect of this is that it will probably end up being woke and fascist
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10 months ago
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10 months ago
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Got to grab a few things from Kroger today but because of the boycott I have to drive to Cincinnati so it’ll technically be a local business
10 months ago
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Rockin Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Blues are two wildly different diagnoses. You rocked so hard your primary care physician had to refer you to a boogie woogie specialist.
10 months ago
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Eagles Greatest Hits (Taylor’s Version)
10 months ago
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Incredibly psyched to finally own a hardcover copy of this.
10 months ago
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The funniest aspect of Mandela effect people is that the basis of their worldview is that they are from a dimension where people don’t misremember things, but they’ve also been teleported to an alternate dimension where people don’t misremember things. We’re all absolutely correctly remembering.
10 months ago
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There needs to be a law that you can’t say something “kills fascists” unless you’ve already killed a fascist with it. Talk is cheap, get bonking you bozos.
10 months ago
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I have been completely immobilized folks I knew I had too much but there was one more meatball on my plate and I swear to god it hit my lips like I was Papa Manzano in Cats Cradle I’m fucked
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10 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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I made a life-altering amount of spaghetti and meatballs yesterday. This is just the leftovers.
10 months ago
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HBO should have let the Cryptkeeper do color commentary at the puppy bowl these mfers love puns so much
10 months ago
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If the Stargate from Stargate was real I’d like to have a little one I could sit on in the bath so I could stay nice and cozy while my turds tunnel through space to the pyramid planet
10 months ago
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lol “poorly timed” photo dawg they caught him looking like he’s actively pooping his pants so hard they fall down
10 months ago
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For sale: baby shoes, stretched out by man feet.
10 months ago
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Everybody at the zoo getting excited about the new baby animals and ignoring the fact they got a big fat seal that breathes through his nose real loud like Tony Soprano
11 months ago
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I have a Michigan J Frog type situation going on where I keep catching the dog sucking his own dick in a sexual way and my wife won’t believe me
11 months ago
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They should make unsweetened Coca Cola
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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The next Fast & The Furious movie they fight Jesus Christ
11 months ago
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“Loonie Bin” is a kinda rude phrase if you’re talking about mental health but it’s actually the most appropriate phrase if you’re describing the Canadian version of Scrooge McDuck
11 months ago
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my stylish guy
11 months ago
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It’s really neat how we’ve reached a point as a society where we’re constantly encountering problems so large everything grinds to a halt and then nothing gets solved but our bosses say “alright that’s enough grabassin” and we all have to go back to work anyway
11 months ago
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Nosferatu talks like Boss Nass
11 months ago
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