The Unbearable Lightness of Binging a Bag of Chex Mix at Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport

The rapture just happened but it only took the bots

You know they hate to see me coming

Claude when it realizes my SMTP server is intercepting all emails to @ fbi . gov

late nights

Choose your fighter

𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℝ𝔼ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕊𝕋 𝕍𝕀𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕋𝔼𝕊 𝕄𝕐 𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕄𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕍𝕀ℂ𝔼

the engineering team when product asks for a "self-serve analytics platform"

A rainy day in Providence, Rhode Island

"OMG did you see the AI Ghiblis on X? There is relationship alpha in-" You bolt awake in the mountains of Sekigahara. You are not online. It is the year Keichō 5. You are Tokugawa Ieyasu, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Kyoto must burn.

all my homies rate limited

me n who

To experiment with multi-agent systems you either need a clear business case and big budget, or you need to be a jabroni with a high credit limit. I'm just the jabroni for the job, so I taught Claude to play chess, and learned a ton along the way: jfkirk.github.io/posts/claude...

relieved that there is an exemption for my boutique Swedish nicotine

I'll believe AGI is imminent when Python coding utilities stop writing `//` where `/` is obviously desired

Boston is a long-running experiment on the effects of taking the world's best-and-brightest young adults and giving them all Seasonal Affective Disorder

How can my job be called “an email job” if I haven’t opened my email in six months

look at my auditor dawg I am going bankrupt

Every single time

plane expert here: its not supposed to do that

Both this ad and the thing being advertised must have been made by someone devoid of human experience or inner monologue.

Keep in mind that this was their whole plan, insofar as they had one, and they’re not executing it particularly well

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a lizard cat rat bat combo thing.

John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave

Thoughts and prayers to my friend who had his $NVDA RSU package priced last month

Too many summaries of the deepseek situation. Can someone summarize the summaries for me?

no, I would not

"yeah, we're data driven" the data:

here's the post vickiboykis.com/2025/01/14/h...

I’m enjoying my time in the up-and-coming city of Chicago. Great energy, some say it is the next Detroit.

Home is where the heart is (Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport)

Absolutely floored by the state of LinkedIn

why are you, a grown man, on a “zoom call?”

Wake up, time to do your computer work.

2025 will be the year of Rust on the Desktop

“has anyone else been getting followed by lots of bots?” wow okay humblebrag much?

My greatest fear is that, when the heart attack inevitably takes me, I will only have 225 on the bar and the paramedics will notice

👀 You Can Just Do Things (tm) Jetstream edition: consuming the jetstream, returning the most recent 10 links people have posted about and linking to the github repo

My New Year’s Resolution is that I will have More, Worse Ideas

2025 plans

"But Doctor," exclaimed the Clown, "I DO hold a deep and abiding love for the genre!"

Happy “Eating All The Fried Onions Before They Can Go In The Casserole” Day to those who celebrate

Post a game you got for Christmas When I was 7 my parents bought me a Hewlett Packard 233mhz computer that came with Mechwarrior 2 because they knew even then there is no such thing as “too much screen time” when your kid is a huge nerd

while we're airing grievances: it is frustrating and surprising how these days RAG is often assumed to be the only use case for vector-based retrieval

“It is hard to trust a system which gives you back arid numbers and nothing else. … It is hard to distrust a system that gives you back nicely packaged natural-language explanations for its choices.”

coffee stains on my albuterol inhaler

asking my wife to carry me around in one of these because I have a runny nose