Still on a mission from god

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

Another species no longer on the global Endangered list: Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae). A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.

Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

Bold of Zohran to murder Dick Cheney as his final campaign stunt

rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start

Woke up today to the news

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

This is incredible. www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

I am describing my politics as “arachno-communism” from now on

according to certain interpretations of the Talmud, it was just one giant kaiju baseball game

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

open book test can't help you if you can't read

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Follow @design-law.bsky.social's analysis of the Smucker's vs. Trader Joe's Uncrustables trademark infringement lawsuit! 🧵

“Copyright growing pains” is one hell of a euphemism for the biggest IP theft in history

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

this is just a reasonable reaction, the last time a group of people defending slavery defied a giant frog everybody lost their firstborn sons

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

More transgender for everybody ! As much as you want ! All you can gender buffet !

Bonfire of the Bathroom Vanities

"I will go hunt for orphans" is legit sentence I just entered in a JIRA ticket.

Hey there, Delilah Can you hear me through the floorboards Below which my dismembered corpse Provides the only records Of your crime? A long way back from hell I've had to climb Now I speak in rhyme

Since Charlie Kirk was fatally shot, people on the left have been censored, punished, and targeted with more violence for telling the truth about Kirk's legacy. The cycle continues: mainstream whitewashing of violence begets more violence and the victims are blamed. spitfirenews.com/p/the-nation...

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”

BBC News - Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters www.bbc.com/news/article...

Time for one of my favorite FFXIV posts ever for the Monster Hunter fans:

This is a pretty good bit

She finally answered #Silksong

Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available September 4 on all platforms and day one on Xbox Game Pass! Watch the release trailer: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c

Tough assignment for the process server

Top Shelf - Gator Days

BRO

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.