Even after the last kid no longer believes in Santa and understands the magic behind Elf on the Shelf is just mom and dad trying to remember to move it… I’ll keep hiding the lil guy every day REAL GOOD and rubber band cash to him.

Are mimics just pop-up books? #dnd #dndmemes

Follow my new account on TikTok. Papa.Lycan (so original)

It finally happened! Tiktok banned my account which was in perfect standing. No warnings. No alerts. Just making D&D meme content and calling out bullies and fascists. But it’s okay, the ap has over 4 million right wing grifters creating new Nazi accounts daily! Do I even appeal? What’s the point?

That a per month total? #dnd #dndmemes #dndminiatures

Just leaving mimics out wherever ya please I see! 😤 #dnd #dndmemes #mimic

The duality of a DM. #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonmaster

Elf: “The dragon looks like he’s a deep sleeper.” Dwarf: “Oy, I got somethin’ that’ll wake er’ up.” #dnd #dndmemes

You want to download some of my homebrews! Some are FREE! ko-fi.com/papalycan/shop

Session 5 of my homebrew “Fallen Gods” campaign is almost underway! Rate my DM setup! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #dungeonmaster

What if snails had legs? What if snails behaved like puppies?!? *every Druid ever* “TAKE MY MONEY!” #dnd #dndmemes #dndmonsters

If just getting out of bed and existing is enough to drive the fascists crazy with rage then continue doing so just out of spite.

That’s a f**king mimic. #dnd #dndmemes #mimic #dndmimic

Quick reminder that the lady who snitched on Luigi never saw a dime. But she did get fired, and forever lives in infamy… So there’s that.

Sharing is caring. #dnd #dndmemes #tabaxi #dndtabaxi

Some truly sage wisdom, #startrek #startrekmemes

I’m not trying to copy the post, but Nightcrawler has ALWAYS been my boy. It’s the only power I’d want to have IRL as well.

They did the meme. 🤣 #sajaboys #kpop #kpopdemonhunters

That tickles! #dndmemes #catmemes

One red dot to rule them all. #lotrmemes #lotr #catmemes

New rule: If you ever want a book banned, you must first read it and present a 1 hour speech ACCURATELY illustrating its contents. And at that point, we still shouldn’t ban it from others. 👍🏻 Hope this helps.

Pride month is over, but guess what imma do in my store? Leave the small pride flag up in a visible corner to let customers know it isn’t just a “June thing” but a “forever thing.”

That is THE WORD which can hurt you. 🤣 #dnd #dndmemes #ttrpg #powerwordkill

That’s like asking me to never shoot a red barrel. Ain’t gonna happen. #gamermemes #videogames #gamerstuff

Google “extinction burst.” These clowns will take themselves out of the breeding pool forever.

Oh bother. #nerd #starward #starwarsmemes

D20 is goat of all goats. #d20 #dnd #ttrpg

For Pride month, you can’t say, “let me get this straight.” You have to say, “just so we’re queer…” I didn’t make the rules, I just follow them. 🏳️‍🌈🤷🏻‍♂️

Stay nerdy and have a Happy Pride! 🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈 #nerd #pride #lgbtq #straightally

The Paladin gets desperate. #dnd #dndmemes

I simply must have outward expressions of my nerdiness. #starwars #reyskywalker #lightsaber

What it feels like when wifey says you can buy booze. #memes #masterhasgivendobbyasock

When you stub your toe so hard you just blergehhereeerrgh out of your skin.

Bro why you dodgin me? Pay up! #dnd #dndmemes

They know your moves before you do! 🤯 #naruto #narutomemes #anime #animememes

In a world full of men pretending to be wolves, I have no choice but to be a sheep dog. My soul compels me so.

Do you want to summon Zuggtmoy? Because this is how you summon Zuggtmoy! #dnd #dndmemes #ttrpg #dnd5e

Today’s the day! 🥳🎉 Happy 40th to me and of course on the nerdiest day of the year! #happybirthday

G-Rogue is a problem child… #starwars #starwarsmemes #grogue

Not all who wander are lost… oh shit… OOOHHH FAAAWWWK!

I don’t mean to brag, but I report every single FOX account as “dangerous organizations” on each platform before I block them.

When you’re so Christian and so pro-life you (checks notes) siphon the soul of the Pope… #dnd #dndmemes

BROTHA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU BROTHA! #wathammer40k #warhammer40kmemes #spacemarines

Axolotl of wisdom has one simple tenet. #dndmemes #dnd #axototl

Okay, I would TOTALLY watch a 2 hour movie featuring just these three animals. No lines. No speaking. Just animal companion shenanigans. #disney #nerdlife

Trying to get the fit for this armor. Might delete later idk. #dnd #dndmemes #gamermemes

“I don’t need a college degree, because that’s librul indoctrination,” is a similar excuse as, “I could be a in military, but I would punch out the drill seregeant!” U dismiss them as a scam you avoided, or not good enough for you, because your ego can’t handle your failure to obtain either status.

Units of measurement in “bard” #dnd #dndmemes

*sees 30 second ad timer and sets phone down to do a chore* Phone: “We didn’t track enough eye movement to determine you were viewing the advertisement. Ad timer is paused.” This is the future of unchecked capitalism.

Best way to overcome your fears. #mariomemes #luigi