UK Garage music is next level pog, don't think I've been this addicted to a music genre in a long time.

[lewd] Rock hard caffe ​:akkoblush:​

I'm sorry, but AeroGlass was peak UI design, idec RE: https://void.lgbt/objects/473cf306-703d-40aa-b680-1ee8d3318bd6

Is this enough delay? ​:thonk:​

People are so fucking gullible...

[:longer_wrench:] cog sucker

Honestly this new team lead we got is so good, like he has no fucking idea what he's doing mostly, but he openly admits it, seeks help, handles a lot of shit from the client for us, and always gives us super good feedback. Can't really ask for more... Also mf will openly discuss finantials with […]

Cattoy (dot) baby

Not how any of this works. The last 7 times it did not pass because we contacted our MEPs. The EC is a great and necessary organism in Europe, but we need to keep it accountable, because they can also make mistakes (influenced by corporate lobbyists most of the time), like this one. So no, the […]

May upgrade Sharkey to 2025.10.2...

Fucking European Commission at it again. This time a new legislation called Digital Omnibus aims to amend GDPR and AI Act in a way which would basically fucking gut it... They're trying to fast track a simplification of GDPR that would basically allow AI companies to datamine you without much […]

[lewd cat folk question] if genetically engineered cat folk were made, should they have natural tails, besides cat ears on their head, or should they simply be given a genetic predisposition to having to wear permanent buttplug tails they only take off when they have to poop? ​:thonk:​ ​:nkoBlush:​

Car boy (dot) baby

Friendly reminder tha the Gävle Goat is already up and it's cold, it would really appreciate it if you made it hot with a little bit of your gasoline and a lighter uwu

Yeah well I did not get the memo RE: https://f.619.hu/notes/9xpgaa8qzk1fkfxm

I like fedi, fedi is nice :3

[Lewd request] I like boobs, send pics of your boobs ​:pleadingCat:​

Thanks for the suggestions btw <3

[Code refactoring request for probably braindead implementation I just made] Can anybody here help me with refactoring this shit? This seems incredibly clunky... I mean this feels like a lot of ifs... Can you help me figure out a different way to do this that is cleaner? if (this […]

*Types full URL into address bar* *hears noise behind* > Oh shit there is someone behind me.png them: "Wait did you just type all that from memory??" me: "uhm yes?" them: "How do you remember full URLs like that, god damn, that's some memory" mfs truly be using Google for everything these days...

Bill Ackman No like seriously, bill him.

Wtf this got more attention than I expected ​:kekw:​

Tummy or something

I am fog machine

Quantum Gender

Cute, I'd add "I'd only stop loving you if you stopped trying". I don't care how much you fail, or if you get worse, if you're still trying, I'm happy and I'm so here for it. RE: https://social.neonpaws.digital/users/FoxesInLove/statuses/115605032529950768

Signal is okay but the phone number requirement de-anonymizes you, which kind of is a huge problem. For example, vulnerabilities have been found in the delivery receipts that allowed LEOs to track device activity of any device connected to an account, as well as brand of the device, weather […]

I literally respond in Internet Explorer time...

​:catboy_banner:​

[Food] I cooked here

One of the few interfaces I am only nostalgic for nostalgia reasons and not because they enshitified to the point where the current versions are completely fucking unusable and the companies running them have gone to utter shit.

Glombal Timeline ​:waving:​

Year of the L00nix deckstop

I'm late, but men, ​:goodBoy:​

Honestly the concept of toll roads (at least in Spain) not having a "turn the fuck around here and go find a public road" escape route is still like super fucking shocking to me... Like if I didn't see the toll road sign I MUST pay a private company a fee to use a fucking road I DON'T want to […]

This. And men should also hate this, because they are bad for literally everyone, including (and maybe especially) men themselves. RE: https://void.lgbt/objects/00bcb1f6-f344-4296-8a43-8fca930faccf

Do people actually not follow me for my thirst traps? ​:thonk:​

My nem jeff

[No alt text cody pics] Old pics rescued from twitter

[No alt text cody pics] Old pics rescued from twitter

I need more femboys in my TL

Free catnip for everyone today ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

Happy 2 year aniversary to carboy.baby!! It is an absolute honour to have been allowed to steer this smol but hopefully very comfy ship, looking forward to many more years by your side ​:neocat_cute:​

Autonomous cars don't really make much sense when you have viable mass transport alternatives like train, subway, tram, bus... Because if you have those, the only reason to drive is for fun, and then what's the fun in your car driving itself?

Wtf why's this so good tho?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SerTJpflwMM Why's this dealer Taking the piss? I've been standing here For 30 mins Why's this dealer Taking the piss? I've been standing here I need my things ​:rainbowDance:​ ​:seikin_furuchara_dance_gaming:​ ​:blobcatDance:​

o.o cute creature followed me, interesting

They are at it again... Chat Control 2.0 is being fast tracked last minute with an EVEN WORSE proposal if you can believe it... Due date TOMORROW. Please please please if you live anywhere in the European Union, email, call or get in contact however you want, but let your countries members of […]

They are at it again... Chat Control 2.0 is being fast tracked last minute with an EVEN WORSE proposal if you can believe it... Due date TOMORROW. Please please please if you live anywhere in the European Union, email, call or get in contact however you want, but let your countries members of […]

Ego is never a good thing...