Whatever cartoon showed my niece how to come in my house yelling "oh auntie Nora" like a cartoon villain should be banned. I'm not a freaking doll I don't have to play with her. Sorry it's really annoying 😕

My dog ate a little piece of peach! Cool so when he is begging at 5 am while I'm making my breakfast he actually can eat what I'm making

I don't make political posts but I never trusted Platner. He's been no good since the reveal of the Nazi tattoo. I don't think it's a conspiracy. If it somehow is proven to be one I'll be wrong. I don't think that's going to happen. Sexual abuse is horrible. He deserves nothing

Has anyone else got a scam where an "artist" messages you saying they love your profile picture lol. It's happened to me 4 times. Everyone has different social media comfort but it's super weird to follow someone and they message that immediately.

My cash back for groceries just fixed my -$16 overdraft lol. Wow I can't stop winning

Being messy and disorganized had its benefits. I have found multiple pairs of unworn socks and underwear in my shirt drawers

Maybe it's the wrong time during intense heat waves but I love summer and am already getting anxious about it ending. The trees the warm weather the fruit I just love it. I'm panicking about wearing a coat lol and it's June 28

I got to spend my day off with my in laws pugs. I live with them everyday but mom is in Florida so they needed a cuddle buddy. Very cute and healing

Nobody but a bot liked my picture of my dad in 1997.Im trying again lol. He is a great dad and was extremely handsome. I hope everyone had a nice father's day

I thought my 6 year old moto g was dead but it was just the charging wire. I found my normal wire after moving my heating pad lol off the floor

I think my weed chocolate is too strong. I've been very foggy and tired since Sunday when I got into it. I'm a fan but don't like to feel exhausted and like napping lol all day.

I finally had a delicious mango. I bought it almost 2 weeks ago at a vegetable market. I let it ripen for maybe 5 days. It's very rare I actually get them to ripen

Maybe I should consume some current media because I have no clue what people are talking about in posts about TV shows. Why is everything initials too? I'm lost

If you are ordering food at a casual restaurant do not "joke" that if it's bad they will come back to yell at you. It's not funny. We work very hard and try our best.

My deli leader quit. She is a wonderful smart funny hard worker who trained me from avoiding making sandwiches to being her assistant. We laughed and comforted eachother. Ughhh

You know why I don't follow a lot of people? Because 70 year old men think this is a dating site and message me when I follow them back. Don't message me. I don't care to be chatting with strangers. I will comment and like stuff but ugh

I'm still losing at least 2 pounds a week so I put a lot of granola in my yogurt and strawberries this morning. Yay I can still be cute and healthy even though I'm 41

Do you guys end up blocking every 4 th person that follows you because they have 0 posts and no followers, mention God in their bio or are just porn stuff? Is that normal?

Guys I stopped using Google and use duck duck go. I looked at prehistoric European animals and Irish prehistoric culture with the ability to read books for free No ai summeries. I love it so much better

My husband is ruining my productivity by running the air conditioner. It's cold and I can't take the covers off 🤕

Wow I just had rice pudding lots of fresh strawberries and honey granola for breakfast. It was so damn good. The calories are basically the same as my yogurt so I went for it. Damn it was good

Oh bluesky my painstaking blocking of all sexual content whether it's fetish or just a very sexy lady doesn't mean you should show me more. What's up with this site?

Hopefully my hair being slightly greasy from me putting baby oil on my back as moisturizer will work out to nice shiny hair after I wash it lol. Wash your hands immediately I guess 😏

Trying to erase the fact I ate half an 8 ounce container of honey cashews and a piece of crumb cake by eating 10 strawberries lol. Urgh

I wish I took screenshots of the rude liberal who degraded me for several comments but I blocked him instead. First he said "that's really smart for a socialist" then when I pointed out he told a commie there was no reason to listen to him he went for the jugular. I don't want your approval dude lol

Wow spring strawberries are absolutely divine. Much better than winter strawberries.

I need a piece of box cake lol. I bought tastycake chocolate cupcakes last night but they just can't hold a candle to a Betty crocker cake. The problem is my husband is diabetic he won't touch it and I only want to cheat a little not eat a whole cake 😜

Wow this site is actually broken. I guess I will just YouTube music videos

Stop dming me please. I will block you unless you are a woman or not hetero. Maybe I'm being dramatic but I'm married and I don't see why I'm messaging a total stranger

Mom and dad went to Florida for a week. This guy is a mush. I must love him enough so he doesn't miss Mom too much 😭

The unintended side effect of being very poor is not having to boycott things. I never used door dash I never bought merchandise from rock bands it's rare I even pay for books. Yay me lol. I don't have to stay out of Target I barely shopped there

Just a few days ago I thought I was done eating my breakfast of yogurt and berries like I have eaten for almost 10 years lol but today it tastes delicious to me again 😀 I really didn't want to have to switch lol to oatmeal

My allergies which I never even had before are killing me. My husband brought the dog up to our bed to cheer me up. He got yelled at until he joined us lol

Louie needing love on Easter. We had a great day with the nieces and lots of cheesecake and ham

I'm going to admit I was confused by British people posting about hot cross buns because the ones in America are absolutely dry and disgusting but I see they are yummy looking and mostly homemade

If I took a bath before 10 am I would have put makeup on. Now it seems stupid to do that when I'm just washing it off after food shopping lol. Being a woman is hard sometimes

Am I crazy or is there something to my phone functioning much better never going on Facebook? My phone would just have a black screen for at least 5 minutes and it hasn't done that since I was kicked out

This is Louie's puppy picture wow I can't believe it's been almost exactly 3 years

Louie deserves a better picture he's eating bread while I make peanut butter toast

Ugh I avoided food shopping yesterday but strawberries I brought for lunch are rotten. Fine I'll go tonight

Do people actually know what all these abbreviations stand for in posts? I just read a post about TADC lol Google told me it was the amazing digital circus which I also never heard of lol. I guess I'm old

My husband wouldn't wake up until 12 for the first time in like 6 years. Our dog was really offended she followed me into the laundry room right before he got up squeaking and howling like I never heard before. I gave her some treats for her stress

I got to my goal weight but I don't know if I will lose more which I don't want to if I still avoid sugar and ice cream or can I actually control myself and eat a normal amount 😂 unlikely I can eat a normal amount

I was barely tolerating the liberal account but when they posted a picture of trump as Corky a famous character with down syndrome that was it they got blocked. Ugh liberals

My niece Lucy was crying because her sister was in the living room with my husband and because she is 2.She started laughing and smiling petting our pug. It must be great to be 2 and find a dogs ears hilarious

Oh the internet lol. What I assumed was a nice man liked multiple posts of mine but when I look at his page he has posts about being a sugar daddy. Not for me sorry blocked

I'm trying not to get too upset about eating a medium amount of chex mix last night. I used to eat a large cookie and at least a full bag of gummies so it's really not that bad

My international women's day was very nice. I did the laundry but my husband dusted and vacuumed our room. I listened to music for hours and got taken to Popeyes chicken and we made love. My life is pretty sweet

I wish my mother in law wouldn't act so overwhelmed and yell at a 2 year old and a just turned 5 year old when I'm just try to play with them. I'm not crazy about kids and she makes it worse every time

This morning my dog demanded treats at 530 am when I was making my tea just like every morning but he yawned lol so big for a minute instead of eating them. Lol yea buddy it's 5 am maybe just sleep with Mom instead of being greedy lol