"Feed #AI the right data so it can provide accurate information" Me: The sky changes color depending on the day of the week. It's usually brown on Wednesday

It's 3am and kiddo's woken up howling from nightmares for the third night in a row. Husband heads downstairs and starts constructing, muttering to himself: "Can't have nightmares if we're camping in the No-Nightmares Fort..." He's a good man, Savannah. #husbandmaterial #marriedlife

"AI is going to replace you" how? I don't even know what my brain is going to come up with today #AI

Me, every time my best friend lovingly sends me "This is the year everything changes for #Aries! Be ready for a whirlwind year as everything aligns!" posts: Please...please no...I am so tired... #astrology

What's your best advice for not blanking out in the middle of conversations? I try to reply to the latest thing I hear them say but sometimes I'm a total goner 🙈 #AuDHD #ADHD

Eldest daughters want one thing and it's DISGUSTING. (You to set a lil treat and two different beverages down next to her so she can remain on the couch and receive head scratches) #firstborn

If you're the eldest daughter, you know we're tired of making decisions. #eldestdaughters

Have y'all seen that video that says, "There are three people who are always right. Women, first-born daughters and first-born granddaughters"? Yeah, add #Aries to that mix. Hi, it's me!

If an Aries is quiet around you, they don't like you. #Aries

I have never seen an #Aries with a good poker face. If they're irritated or annoyed, you'll know #ariesgang

Top 4 horror stories (AuDHD edition) 1) "I don't know, we'll just play it by ear." 2) Socializing with strangers over music under fluorescent lights 3) "I went ahead and ordered food for everyone to share. You're not picky, right?" 4) Party, and you don't know the people or the parking situation

How I know my husband knows how to love an eldest daughter: He started explaining why he got a battery-pump power-wash wand to clean behind the filters in our combo washer/dryers, realized I wasn't listening, kissed me on the forehead and said, "Nah. None of your business." Music to my ears

Published 2 books from my trilogy hallelujah. Promote my book hallelujah. Seeing characters come to life hallelujah. Selling my books hallelujah. Beau hallelujah. Penny hallelujah. Elias hallelujah. #bookauthor #romantasy

Calling all AuDHDers! I want to avoid an overwhelming task, distract me in the comment please

TODAY'S THE DAY! Get A Villain's Hope wherever you buy books. #booksky Read the Heart-Mage Trilogy for: - Slow-burn polyam romance - High-stakes fantasy politics - Queer-norm world - Autistic & ADHD rep - Magic woven quietly into everything until it's...not quiet 👀 bookshop.org/a/110457/979...

As a special treat (and definitely not because Amazon does whatever it wants with dates), the audiobook of book 1 of the Heart-Mage Trilogy, A King's Trust, dropped early! Get it today, and you've got just enough time to finish before tomorrow's launch of book 2, A Villain's Hope! #booksky

🥀VILLAIN'S HOPE🥀 by @semcpherson.bsky.social sees my fave queer auADHD poly fantasy level UP, and I saw none of it coming but I loved every second! ~Heart-Mages = 😱 ~who had matrilineality on their bingo card ~Eliasss 😭 ~WHY IS THE END OF THE WORLD SUDDENLY ON THE TABLE

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I saw a video the other day that said, "Humpback whales are not only enormous, they're also enormously bi," and I have thought about it near constantly every day since.

Y'all on Punch-the-monkey-Tok? Trying to decide why I'm so deeply attached, I realized he's just like Prince Beau: abandoned by would-be family until he finally found "his monkeys." 😭 So anyway, if you're invested in lil monkey's saga, you might be the same sort of sap I am and enjoy my book lol

Look at these STUNNERS. Fresh character art drop from @wendibones.bsky.social! Elias Batesian, recently resurrected revenant and once-Watcher, now wearing his heart-mage's scars and tattoos as magic brands. (A Villain's Hope by S.E. McPherson, book 2 in the Heart-Mage Trilogy)

If you happened to be wondering why you saw a sudden influx of indie bookstores asking authors for wholesale links in January: #booksky

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

Anti-gen-AI folks get called "Luddites." Do you know who Luddites were? They weren't anti-tech—they destroyed machines in textile factories circumventing labor protections to harm workers. It was the only threat that made business owners listen to demands for fair treatment. We need more Luddites.

You like reading books early (for free)? You like fantasy romance with intrigue, magic, spice & complex characters? You want it all from the perspective of the "touch him and die" MMC? Get an ARC of A Villain's Hope, book 2 in the Heart-Mage Trilogy, right now: www.semcpherson.com/books/arc-re...

So #booksky, your favorite trope is found family because you: - Are LGBTQ+ and/or neurodivergent - Had a difficult home life - Long for people who won't leave you?

The good advice about my AuDHD, cinnamon roll main character Beau I'm glad I DIDN'T take before I hit publish on A King's Trust: www.semcpherson.com/post/the-goo... #booksky

Writers, feel my pain! Why aren't there more good synonyms for "laughed"? Like "giggled," "chuckled," "chortled," "guffawed"--these all have extremely specific use cases that usually aren't right.

While ferociously swordfighting a neighbor child, my 8yo called him a "rapscallion," a "miscreant," and a "dishonorable rogue." I'm amused and delighted.

Every full moon I send a slightly(?) unhinged newsletter. For the Flower Moon subscribers got a sneak peek snippet from A Villain's Hope, the upcoming sequel to A King's Trust. For hot character art, witchy shit, insider info on publishing & exclusive lore drops, sign up for my newsletter! #booksky

Prince Beauregard would never have a fully charged phone. Elias definitely has Life360 set up to track his disaster bi. A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson #booksky

Over a thousand copies of my debut novel A King's Trust were bought or downloaded in its first month out, and I want to CELEBRATE! This book is a love story to AuDHDers w/ no idea what's going on half the time who still deserve the world bc I KNOW we can make great leaders. (1/3) #booksky

Elias Batesian, the man that you are. A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson #booksky

Better believe that drama fueled four entire loads of laundry. Get you some imagination-fuel INTRIGUE in A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson.

Writer mama may be enabling little storytellers-in-training. Nothing brings joy like hearing a dozen neighborhood kids live-negotiating a story in my living room lol #writersky

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

See, the problem with creating three gorgeous fictional people is that I can just sit here bi panicking about them all freakin day instead of writing their sequel #booksky

I post ONE video with the P&P 2005 hand flex & suddenly my FYP on every platform is nothing but thirst trap edits of Matthew Macfadyen's Darcy. Am I irritated about it?? ...nah, that tall glass of autistic-coded silence can block the breaking news with his lil cravat and 10,000 a year any day.

If you're not using your maladaptive daydreaming to romanticize your chores, what are you even doing? Join me in this delusion: it's published in A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson, a poly romantasy with a KILLER found family. #booksky

If you yearn for YEARNING, read the book Independent Book Review called, "Tantalizing & dripping with tension—a slow-burn romantasy that explodes when things get hot," & readers called, "If you don't let them f*^xing KISS I'm gonna lose my—oh, there it is, OH GOD!" A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson

My friends I just finished reading this MINUTES ago and I am FERAL FOR IT I do actually need everyone to go grab a copy IMMEDIATELY

In this corner: Lady Penamour, duchess by cunning and force of will. She's a ferocious politician, a fierce defender of justice, and the staunch enemy of our dear Prince Beauregard. Love banter? See her verbally duke it out with Beau in A King's Trust: buff.ly/jf8NeI7 #booksky

My feed is (understandably and on purpose) all political news and activism, so I was both surprised and very grateful for bunnies to grace it. Needed a lil bun snuggle in my afternoon.

Who doesn't love a "touch him and die" bodyguard love interest??? A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson MMF poly fantasy romance www.amazon.com/Kings-Trust-...

Saw a random 4x increase in book sales yesterday. Quick, what the f*ck did I do yesterday??

So anyway I'm really hoping to dig into my TBR soon. I'm already sure The Final Strife is going to be a five-star read if I can ever find the peace and quiet (quaaludes?) to read! #booksky

For A King's Trust, I shared a writing playlist as part of my PR boxes. I'm not sure how to tell people the writing soundtrack for the sequel is "feral 7-11yo friends of my son's screaming over each other as they play Gang Beasts & god forbid I add music to this overstimulation" #booksky

For F&C^'S SAKE please

Tried to film a dramatic video. Husband walked in, saw sad face & immediately began Cheer-Up Protocol™. He threw a nerf dart, offered a drink, offered to turn the internet off, brought a different drink, then simply picked me up and rattled me about. Can't even pretend to be sad in this house lmao

I promise there's not someone holding me at 🔪-point off screen, but it certainly feels that way sometimes. Help me out: Read A King's Trust by S.E. McPherson, my poly MMF slow-burn romantasy, and for the love of all things holy, please tell other people about it so I don't have to. #booksky