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The top 5 Google searches of 2025 have just been released! 5. set timer 10 minutes 4. set timer 15 minutes 3. set timer 8 minutes 2. set timer 10 minuets 1. set timer 5 hours and 7 minutes

Oh no, my favourite guitar band discovered synth! Oh no, my favourite synth band discovered guitars! Oh no, my favourite synth and guitar band discovered digital signal processing through Max for Live/MSP!

Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo!

Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo!

Thursday 30th April @ Boksen, Oslo (behind Hausmania) at 19.30, 150kr on the door Friday 1st May @ Blitz, Oslo, 20.00, 150kr cash only Saturday 2nd May @ Monument, Göteborg www.monument031.com/event/floral... 100kr tickets in URL Sunday 3rd May @ Plan B www.planbmalmo.com/event-detail... Free!

Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!

Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!

New album! Post-punk! Synth-pop! Electronic dance music! Polyamoury! Bizarre technomagic tales! It's called Polyvine and Other Songs About Love, Unlove, and Esoteria and it's on streaming and you can buy it here. Thank you x alisonselby.bandcamp.com/album/polyvi...

Happy new year I promise I will release music soon!

I am in the process of fixing my fringe

I could easily, deftly, and effortlessly make a film adaptation of House of Leaves despite having no filmmaking experience

*Nine Inch Nails voice* What have I become? My Swedish friend

My review of SIlent Hill 2 (2001) is that it was "psychological as hell", which turns out was the reviewers' consensus of the time too

"It's no use crying over spilled milk" ah but what if I wanted milk in that moment and I was upset at being denied that?

Both Dark Souls and Deadlock pose the same interesting metaphysical question: What does it mean for an enemy to contain 50+ souls?

Advent of Code? You mean logging in to do my job every day including weekends?

It's cool that many of you are aiming to be the finest minds of our generation; I'm aiming to be the silliest goose of mine, but that's just me.

you're already getting the trusted authentic @alisonselby.com experience

Thantsgiving

Cottagecore is the part of the cottage that contains the fissile fuel rods that decay and provide heat

revealing new pronouns through an ARG

I'd love to put something out this year even if it's just an EP, just to celebrate this was the year I got back into doing music after a 3 year slump!

I've seen the Shroud of Melbourne in person and people like this who deny the existence of King Gizzard clearly have not experienced the stench from that cloth

*looks at your newly decorated room* oh yeah, real nice asset flip you've got here. really not obvious you got all this shit from a shop.

Being poly, I do wonder if my neighbours think I'm one of the most blatent adulterers they've ever seen

A reassuring sign at my son's school

There are more things in my feed, Followeratio, than are dreamt of in your block list.

Kashi Bashi absolutely demolished both a keytar and a violin last night

i have drunk the cask of amontillado that was in your cellar and which you were probably saving for your friend that you hate forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so... hey what are you doing with those bricks?

Silent Hill captures the essence of how an American would handle being confronted with the existential horrors of the self made manifest: by shooting them with a gun

Hello this is who you are following when you follow @alisonselby.com

bread time let's have a bread

Of course your Bluesky feed is quiet... this is a library of posts (shh!)

I feel like the Internet has the power to change our lives

I am looking at the Discover tab but all these posts seem more like inventions

The best way to play the cult classic Silent Hill 2 (2001) is in the name: in silence! Turn off your system's sound and ignore Akira Yamaoka's renowned sound effects and music!

If they discovered penicillin today, they'd probably call it "penicillin" or something

In school I was always taught to Penn & Shower, not Penn & Teller

Please forgive me, I have run out of my own raisin stash and tapped into my partner's baking raisin stash

Introducing: Kasper

Chekov's gun refers to guns belonging to Chekov. Many of the so-called Chekov's guns in the present day are merely replicas.

Chekov's gun refers to guns belonging to Chekov. Many of the so-called Chekov's guns in the present day are merely replicas.

In modern city planning terms, a "15 minute city" refers to an amount of city that could be built in a typical game of SimCity, and a "walkable neighbourhood" is an amount of neighbourhood that could be built in a treadmill-powered game of SimCity