“I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM DECLARING THE MAR-A-LAGO AIRSPACE PERMANENTLY CLOSED. I'M ALSO CLOSING GOLF GAMES, CANCELLING NAPS, OUTLAWING UGLY GOLD AND UGLY PRESIDENTS, RETURNING FREE JETS TO QATAR, AND DISALLOWING PIGS IN THE OVAL OFFICE, IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE NOT A GODDAMN FARM!”
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