My dog really, really, really wants a new friend. Who says a squirrel and a Belgian Malinois can't peacefully co-exist and be BFFs?

I have seen this a lot but never stopped to listen. Drop what you are doing and listen to this while you remind yourself what an amazing time it is to be alive.

Has anyone used a smartwatch to help monitor a heart condition? Obviously you can't *rely* on a smartwatch, but there are a lot of claims by some that they can detect if your heart goes into a-fib. I am wondering if anyone has personal experience with that??? Trying to find one for my dad.

I threw my back out yesterday doing squats. I love that life at 40+ is a neverending cycle of doing something for your health that ultimately injures you, just so you can hurt yourself all over again while rehabbing said injury. Stay young, kids. Stay young.

I am normally very nice and give people the benefit of the doubt, but FYI for the last few days I am stressed out and looking for a fight. Just smile and nod while backing away slowly...🤣🤣🤣

As a life-long fan for the last 4 days, I am pumped!!!! This is officially a Mavs stan account. Now for the love of everything holy SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOCKEY TO ME.

Is Aldis like a Walmart and I can go in there wearing yoga pants and no makeup? Or is it more of a Target where I have to choose between yoga pants or not wearing makeup?

My photo of Patrick Mahomes’ helmet breaking was awarded second place in the #BOP sports action category for @nppa.org. @kansascity.com. #nfl #sports #photojournalism #photography

Just left the doctor's office with my mom. She has breast cancer, but she has a great prognosis (🤞🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏) thanks to early detection from a routine mammogram. We have no family history and she had no symptoms (to my knowledge). Ladies - get yourself checked annually!!! It's so important.

The Facebook algorithm is getting WILD because this describes me exactly. Every part of it. Except that I, of course, would never be sent by the devil. I am an unmitigated delight, just like I tell my husband every day.

I hid 15 Easter eggs for my 16 and 14 yo, indoors only, and it still took them 25 minutes to find them all because there are no easy wins given in this house. You earn that chocolate or you go without!

AS A 24-HOUR-LONG KC MAVERICKS FAN I AM PUMPED!!!!!

Easter tradition #1 in the books!

Does anyone go to a lot KC Mavericks games? There is a superfan here and I NEED to know his backstory.

As a fan of Rory and The Masters for at least the last 6 hours, I now am glad I have only devoted 6 hours to this.

If this was an actual LSAT question, I am not sure i would have made it into law school.

Just found out the name of the playlist my 16yo uses when either my husband or I are in her car. 'Playlist for Opps'. 🤔🤔🤔

This is the truest thing i have seen in a long time. Y'all need to pull it together.

MY PARALEGAL FOUND OUT TODAY SHE PASSED THE BAR!!! No she does not have a Blue Sky account so I can't tag her and you (probably) don't know her, but I am still PUMPED and I would love you to share in my excitement!

1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media. 2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media. 3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media. 4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.

My 3 year old Facebook memories from today include a lot of fun posts about #kubball winning the National Championship. Can someone tell Self I would love to experience that again? No pressure, but like...maybe at least make the Sweet 16 again?

This is how I feel about any and all April Fools Day shenanigans. #GetOffMyLawn

Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!

We're at my in-laws for a very early Easter celebration, and we still love doing Easter egg hunts even though the kids are all teenagers. I just hid some eggs for my 16yo and made one of them diabolically hard. The sheer joy it will bring me when she cannot find that final egg...

Royals bullpen smells similar to last year.

The #Chiefs have re-signed DT Mike Pennel.

Dan Hurley is going home.

Hubby and I are watching Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time. If you have recommendations for any other TV shows we might have missed out on over the last 25 years, LMK.

Yesterday I went prom dress shopping with my baby girl (16yo) and today we are on her 4th college visit. I am not ready for this.

Cue me singing 'Is the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiime of the year'... #selectionsunday

I am sitting in the airplane, taking a ridiculous selfie like my 16yo does (so I could mock her), when a stranger sat down next to me and looked at me like I am a lunatic for taking a ridiculous selfie. Joke's on me. Joke is always on me.

The fact that people who eat food with onions on a plane aren't sucked out the window proves karma isn't real. Seriously. Stop doing this.

Shorter version of "I haven't been online in the last 48 hours".

Never a doubt. ##kubball

I was going to climb a ladder and throat punch Hunt if he didn't slam that offensive rebound. I am sure we are both glad that was unnecessary. ##kubball

I still want to reflexively punch air when I see/hear Mariota's name or the phrase 'forward progress'. Just me?

I just found out I lost a friend over the weekend. In case anyone out there needs this gentle reminder - it's never too late to ask for help.

Happy International Women's Day!

I spent about 5 minutes frantically looking for my earbuds so I could go for a jog, only to discover they had been in my ears the entire time. So things are going well, thanks for asking.

Thuney to Chicago for a 2026 4th round pick and a $16M cap savings. 😳😳😳

Greinke will always be 👑.

Let's start a list of ways Josh Allen needs to lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs in order to improve the NFL moving forward. Fumbling the ball out of the end zone Personal foul offset by a false start Taunting DPI spot foul (should be 15 yards max) What am I missing?

I ate at Free State while watching the game, and while I don't want to say that's why KU won I think it's too risky for me not to eat there during all of the remaining games... #rockchalk

There are 3 or 4 cop cars with flashing lights on outside of Orange Theory Fitness and the only thing I can think about is Legally Blonde.

Nothing is as devastating as waking up and looking like the crypt keeper but your facial ID still being confirmed by your phone. Can we please at least pretend I don't normally look like this???

After 4 months of physical therapy & hard work, I got a compliment on my butt from a stranger the other day. I have been riding that high for a few days, but I just realized I have to do this forever - if I stop burning out my glutes, my butt goes away. Working out feels like a ponzi scheme.

Happy Valentine's Day!

My Belgian Malinois has figured out that if she grabs the knot of the balloon she can carry it wherever she wants without popping it. Why does she not apply this attention to detail when I give her instructions?