Woke up to about six inches of snow today. I love how quiet and still the morning is.

Forget dystopia. THIS is the true future of A.I. - a picture of a dog reading a newspaper hanging above the toilet at a Chinese buffet near my house.

No kids at the front door yet in Canada. They must all be watching the Jays game.

This book I’m reading has an abundance of hyphens and periods in it. It’s very Morse coded.

It’s Saw Marathon season

Haha what if the rapture keeps happening but everyone fucking sucks and that is why nobody ever ascends to heaven

“What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today!”

There are soooo many people on this flight who have no idea how to put their luggage in the overhead. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Ranking Charlies: Charlie Brown Charlie Bucket Charlie Chaplin Charlie Cox Charlie Benante Charlie Murphy Charlie Puth Charli XCX Charlie Townsend Charlie Parker Charlie Bit My Finger Charlie Sheen Every other Charlie Charlie Kirk

I’m so good at SkyCards

Last night I had some leftover minestrone and pierogis from the deep freezer. I have no idea when they were made and the leftovers cryogenically preserved. It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”

If you don’t understand it, it’s not “bad writing.” If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.” If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.” This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.

Wow, Weapons was really fantastic. I hope that they don’t try to make a prequel or sequel and destroy the mystery and metaphor. Hollywood being Hollywood, I have low expectations.

My puppy pooped outside for the first time while on her leash. #BrandNewSentence

Can’t they just cut the houseguests’ mics after they vote? So annoyed with the shoutouts #BB27

A woman in my town of Kamloops BC is 4 days into a planned 14 day stint of continuous cooking, to break the Guinness World Record of 300 hours. She plans to make 15,000 dishes from 195 countries. Proceeds will help underprivileged families in the community. So cool. www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...

Attended a “coffee chat” at work today where the beverages provided were soda/pop, iced tea and fruit juices. Thanks Obama

Welcome to the family little Gracie! Day one of our rescue pup adoption.

Holy shit Ironheart stuck the landing better than almost any other Marvel show so far

Whimsical Orcas in Victoria, BC

I found my stripper stage name

How much you wanna bet that fat asshole fakes his own death during the parade just to pretend he gets resurrected

Never more relevant than today: "The system we learn says we're equal under law But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...

If you like my posts you’re gonna love my rambling, tangent-rich, barely coherent long-form stories

This is the best way to cover up impending cost cutting of quality control measures

Listen AI developers - the one thing I want you to work on is having the computer be smart enough to vary each person’s suggested birthday message so it’s not an endless parade of “Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎉 🎈” identical clones all the way down the page.

Soooooooo we’re all clear that this Trump/Musk “feud” is performance art designed to distract from the big stupid spending bill, yes?

Why do I love these Spotify playlist jokes so much

Haven’t been on in a few days. He dead yet?

This made me laugh out loud while waiting for my Chinese take out.

By choosing an American pope perhaps the Catholic Church feels it can regain influence and wrest control of the nation’s faithful back from the overtly and comically evil southern Protestant congregations. Or maybe it’s just less mileage to fight the Antichrist in the Oval Office.

First order of business for any elected officials from here on out - education, education, education. The oligarchs’ misinformation and propaganda machines thrive on an uneducated population.

Well, whatever happens today in the election, at least all the PoliSci experts on my Facebook feed will go back into hibernation for the next four years. 🇨🇦

I’m on my like 201st deal

Get out and vote Canada! 🇨🇦 🦋

It’s like watching a new Reddit mod unmod the old mods and promoting their friends to be mods and the old mods have to appeal to Reddit admins but the admins are traitors and anyway fuck u/Spez

After losing two peach trees to tough winters, we switched to an apricot. Happy to see it survived - may you grow and thrive next to your sibling the plum!

Oh please please please MAGA morons www.reuters.com/business/hea...

“The rich control the government, the media, the law To make some kind of difference Then everyone must know Eradicate the fascists, revolution will grow” open.spotify.com/track/18BdRr...

Today in Freudian slips… Sorry, PP - we should be standing up AGAINST the United States, not FOR them. Talk about misreading the room. 🇨🇦

There really is an ELO song for any occasion.

I like my women like I like my coffee - with basic human rights

These two posts one after the other really made me laugh. Poor thing.

Temu, STOP IT right now

Every Republican accusation is a confession. Every single time. Do NOT fall for it, and don’t let your friends and family get sucked in either. Fight like hell.

And guys STILL won’t be able to find the ball