Every fucking day at this god damn job with these fucking people

I just know Gordon Ramsey would hate me the way I be fucking raw

My boss: hey you made a mistake on this and I just want to gently remind you to be more careful Me, a perfectionist: I ALREADY KNOW THAT

Another celebrity that was supposed to be my soul mate that has no idea who I am engaged to their longtime loving partner 💔

I love sending a little “remember me when i rage quit” text to my coworkers.

It took a few years of therapy, but I’ve finally stopped replying “gay” and “omg ur so obsessed with me” when people do nice things for me.

When my mom doesn’t answer my phone call

The only thing I’m judging from your wrapped is your listening minutes. Under 20K??? Those are rookie numbers. What are you just sitting alone with your thoughts???

I asked my long term long distance low commitment casual boyfriend to leave me alone if it wasn’t going anywhere and here he is, in town again, leaving me alone. 😠

Social anxiety so bad i worried about ruining a friend by eating food in their house (They expressly told me to eat whatever I wanted)

Keep your head up! Being soft isn’t the same as being weak.

Reminder!! Mercury retrograde is over but you should still honor your boundaries in the post shadow period

The second you send me a dick pic I stop taking you seriously

I just want to be appreciated

Cheers to Zerrissenheit. One’s torn-to-pieceshood. To feel divided, fractured, pulled in a dozen directions.

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