Will be worth every penny

In a shocking Traitors twist, Rachel doesn't have a mother with dementia... She has a father with IBS.

Tron Ares is the worst film I've ever seen with the best soundtrack I've ever heard

Republicunt🤔

Andy Robertson you beautiful human being

That McTominay goal was so good it gave me a stoaner and then another stoaner came out the end like a Zenomorph

Nearly launched my dug into the ceiling when that goal went in

Was not ready for the emotional breakdown my 6 year old had at the end of Lego Voyagers @annapurna.com

Alien Earth is fucking lightyears better than anything released related to that "universe" in the last 30 odd years

That new Blessthefall album is deeeeelicious

My wife's at Chapel Roan tonight and I cannot tell you how much joy I've given myself singing "Pink Boabby Club" at her the last fortnight

My bairn (aged 6) proudly told me on Friday after school that his class have a laptop that they get to use and then asked if I had laptop when I was at school. A fucking laptop?! In a Fife primary school?! In 1990?! We had this beast and if we were lucky you got a wee game of Chuckie Egg

Very confident of landing the Hearts content creator gig

I'm not saying that Oasis won't have been a great gig, or the best gig you might have been to but I've seen a lot of "it was biblical" chat floating about and I can't for the life of me remember the passage in the bible where some cunt was in a bucket hat

I wonder if that lassie has put out her annual Fringe tweet of her greeting because no one came to her show

I've had to put Shed Seven on as a palate cleanser from that arse flavoured sorbet that was seeing 3 minutes of Rod Stewart

Rod Stewart dressed like the captain of a cruise ship where everyone has an STD #glastonbury

My dog barked and farted at the same time this morning. He "barted"

Dad's up and down the country watching Gladiator's

Hangovers in your 40s

Boy in front of me at the Co-Op bought 40 cigarettes and a packet of grapes. What a night he's going to have.

The worst part of this Hearts game has been my mate telling me he's drinking BrewDog in his house.

Finally got round to watching The Substance & it was brilliant. Completely fucking bonkers but brilliant.

I watched Love Lies Bleeding last night, and while it's a very good movie you could have easily trimmed 10 minutes off the run time if you took out the frankly insane amount of fanny blasting going on in the opening act.

Going to need to revisit this on a bi-weekly basis at this rate. A real concern to have not seen that out with about 3 minutes to go. I can't get on board with the "give him a window" patter because I'm not seeing the signs that he'll turn it around with a few exotic names in the squad.

VAR doing me a solid there

I love Liam Boyce

Can't wait for 90 minutes of Liam Boyce to be the thing that tips this hangover into suicide territory

Me heading out on the drink / me getting home from the drink

The festive period has defeated Frank

Think it's fair to now add Critchley into the equation. He's not the root cause of the situation we're in but there is no way he is the solution to getting us out of it.

I don't plan on touching the socials tomorrow so have a lovely Christmas & make sure to eat hunners of wee sausages wrapped in bacon & get arsed nice and early. It's what Jesus would want.

My missus has just appeared from upstairs with a "Christmas Eve Box" for the bairn and it looks like we'll be getting a divorce. The fuck is this rubbish 😅

A great bit of writing by @sked21.bsky.social Only missing a turtles pic to be a true 10/10

Take Critchley/Budge/McKinlay etc out of the equation for a second; The imbalance in the squad is unreal. 🔘No legitimate competition for Shankland 🔘No midfielder able to play as a 10/play a penetrating ball 🔘About 60 central midfielders of the exact same ilk

This Hearts team is like watching 11 Derek Holmes.

What an ugly, trendy boy.

Remember when Hearts released a strip so bad that the player modelling it looked like he'd just witnessed a war crime?

Hearts finding new and interesting ways to make me want to perform a lobotomy on myself with a tea spoon

I think 28 Days Later is one of the best British movies in the last 20 odd years, especially given the genre it's in but GOOD FUCKING LORD THE GIRL PLAYING FRANKS DAUGHTER IS WOODEN

Smile : over hyped garbage that jumped the shark Smile 2 : hold my beer

Watching my 5 year old try to play football must be what it's like for my missus watching me try to cook a meal. Dangerously out our depth with fuck all idea about what we're doing.

Another old man milestone ticked off today. Nearly had a stroke seeing the price of butter.

Hear me out. Shankland hasn't scored now in something like 1,600 minutes, looks like he'll never score again, has effectively said he's off once his contract runs out. Punt him in January for pennies.

Hope he enjoys his Christmas gift of a trip to the therapist.

That new Poppy album is very, very good.

The 2024/2025 season was where I decided it was an appropriate time to begin brainwashing my 5 year old into being a Hearts supporter. The crippling psychological damage I have done to him in 6 months would make Josef Fritzl blush.