this is my hottest Bluesky take but I'm sorry, the people who liked unassigned seats on an airplane are psychopaths, the one time I ever flew Southwest I felt like I was in line for a $50 TV on Black Friday, it was a nightmare, never again

i feel like by definition, "the world is closer than ever to the end" would be undeniably true

folks we've once again got a NEW TONE ALERT

can you imagine launching a Senate bid in *Minnesota* **today** with part of your platform being "actually this is fine"

any person who was actually worthy of winning the prize would immediately turn it down but it's Trump so he'll put it front and center on his desk and everyone will act like he actually won it and he'll be called "the Nobel Peace Prize award winning president"

It's just incredibly sad that we're never going to get out of this cycle. If Dems win, they'll either take action against all of the GOP crimes of this run, or they won't, and it'll be a green light to do it again next time GOP is in power. And if Republicans keep winning, this will keep on going.

i'm sorry to say this but the Sixers broadcast has become irredeemably bad and it's only getting worse

these guys really do just call everything they don't like "diversity" don't they

people will say that the Sixers halftime Ambien punch bowl that everyone is required to drink from is having negative effects on their performance but I just don't see it

hello fellow mccainiacs

very unlike a Josh Harris-owned organization to prematurely accelerate its process after the slightest bit of success and instead kneecap themselves

The Kyle Lowry experience is way more fun as Team Manager Getting To Play On Senior Night compared to 30 minute a night rotation player

obviously you can't be the future of the Democratic party if you a) have ideas and b) win elections

your takeaway from a Dodgers world series win should not be "that could've been the Phillies if only for (insert here)," it should be that the gods simply would not permit any other event to occur and there was simply no scenario where any Phillies success would not have been immediately invalidated

this game is officially a retaliatory tariff

if you guys think tonight was good featuring powerhouse teams playing at the highest level, just wait until tomorrow when the Eastern Conference rockfights start and you're googling starters to see what second division Turkish team they played for last year

Sheppard looks insanely out of place in this game and he's going to be on another team in February.

you had to be encouraged by an offensive set that Reed Sheppard didn't even know he was in and had to be instructed last second to check into the game

as a society we've become too numb to phrases like "The American Express Tip-Off presented by Kia"

our first troubling Joel fall and grab at his knee of the year, basketball season is back in Philadelphia

my response would be that if you don't air Kimmel you don't air any ABC programming and that includes SEC games and Monday Night Football, affiliates do wield a certain amount of power but if these stations could survive without a network affiliation they'd already be doing it

this man is the sketchy character with a flimsy alibi they introduce on SVU to misdirect you before they reveal the real killer

finally, I've been waiting for someone to tackle the high crime gang violence at the Washington Monument

castellanos homer

fortunately Trump didn't spend the last six months needlessly pissing off American allies before launching an unprovoked military attack

mostly I'm relieved because my Ace position was weakening by the day and now I get to change my mind before the draft for reasons that have nothing to do with his game instead of having to roll with it

when did the script flip at college sporting events where the allegedly fully formed adults became the children

heartbreak feels good in a place like this, and heartburn feels good when you use Prilosec OTC

i would like basketball internet to stop lumping in the Sixers with the Mavericks, the Sixers chased a championship, took big swings, and whiffed, the Mavericks gave away a 26-year old generational talent because they didn't want to pay him, these are not the same things

I just cannot fathom what life must be like for Mavs fans right now. I'd legitimately have to quit the sport.

the funny thing about the Morey AI own goal is that the Sixers in no way act like an organization on the cutting edge, their pro personnel department is a copy of NBA 2K21, they constantly waste marginal edges, and their sports medicine is one step removed from Dr. Nick

look, sometimes we're going to make mistakes, like "accidentally putting the entire federal government real estate inventory on Zillow"

to be clear all this chaos has resulted in the "savings" of about .01% of the federal budget and that's assuming the new fake number won't drop by another 50 percent once they realize how decimal points work. On an average US salary, it's less impactful than cancelling Netflix.

congratulations to Darren Rovell on his purchase

this is like the tenth one of these "whoops we didn't mean to fire people that matter" stories this week and people are still going to pretend that this is a well thought out plan

it's important to see the spiritual side of the secretary of health and human services

20 bucks says Trump has already asked someone what he has to do to appoint the new pope

Poland as a part of Germany? Here are the pros and cons!

hey look at that another plane crashed

The Eagles fan Kelce takes are weird. If my brother played in the NFL and was in the Super Bowl, I'd be rooting for him to succeed over anything else regardless of how much he'd won before. The fact that he even pretends to be conflicted is acknowledgement enough.

lol

skies can't get any bluer than this

The last year has felt like that six month stretch where the metaverse was all anyone could talk about like America was clamoring to run their stock portfolio on Roblox. AI is taking jobs because it's so good, and meanwhile ChatGPT tells you that the Denver Nuggets won the last NBA title.

you don't truly realize how many people have just the worst dick joke/pun fake names on Twitter until you insult the sanctity of the Philadelphia sports complex

haven’t seen tanking this funny since “we just wanted to get Sudfeld some work”

we're at the point where if I was friends with Nick Nurse I'd tell him that this kind of unconditional love for a partner, the kind of love where you'll let a partner (let's call him Kyle) shoot 20 percent for two months and start him anyway, is toxic and you need to move on

personally I think more people should respond to questions that they clearly don't have an answer to by just yelling "THANK YOU JESUS" followed by nonsense

in a surprising turn of events the Sixers are a normal functioning basketball team when their three best players are healthy and their MVP is playing at his standard level