interesting choice for the Monstars to take Chet Holmgren's talent of all people in this game but hey I guess Shawn Bradley was the choice in the original and you want to stay faithful to the source material

being a Sixers fan during this run is going to be like rooting for a spunky mid-major, we spend our days arguing about like how much Kelly Oubre plays like any of it truly matters

everyone who wins the East for the next decade should just have a parade because that's as far as it goes

when Wemby learns the Embiid ripthrough it's all over

Caruso hitting seven threes and putting Wemby in a blender in crunch time, this is a different sport than Eastern Conference basketball

this is like one of those reunion episodes of a different sitcom where you get the cast back together of a more popular show, but you play the hits like "Paul Reed should play more" and "has Tobias hit a shot tonight" and in the end the gang loses Game 7 by 30 just like old times

I was hoping that the arrogance of the Sixers was going to be Bob Myers saying "I can just run this team and forego the other stuff" but instead it's going to be Bob Myers saying "I'll get someone to do the boring stuff and then parachute in to make the important decisions"

can i put it on record now that by far the funniest and most Sixers outcome here is Bob Myers conducting a nationwide search that takes three months and deciding that the best possible candidate to take over is Bob Myers

why does every Sixers regime change have to be as messy and awkward as possible

Joel Embiid, Tobias Harris, and James Harden all winning game 7's in the same weekend, hopefully Ben Simmons caught a nice-sized bass this weekend too

when I was at Game 4, there were Celtics fans dad and his kids sitting in front of us. They left before us, and as they did, one of the kids, maybe 10 or 11 years old, turned to me smirking and said "good season" before bolting out. i hope that kid cried himself to sleep

when an MVP center suffers a humiliating playoff defeat but it's not mine tonight

that was not Paul George that was the adult in the gym that was Playoff P

where am i what happened i fainted

down 18 isn’t terrible when you consider that Maxey is out tonight

keeping this one cued up every time the Sixers do something I don't like, prepare to see it every day for the rest of my life

there's nothing I love more in March than a mid-major who just spends the entire game jacking threes and letting the gods sort it out

make them stand out there with their silver medals and give them stuffed animals like the Olympics, I beg you

can't believe these deliriously happy Venezeulan players aren't saying a single word about The Troops who they were playing for That Put It All In Perspective

Derosa about to misspeak a few more times before this is over

the whole "this is bigger than the World Series" thing is gonna end ten minutes after the game when they ask Derosa why he didn't use Miller and he goes "ah, he's had a lot of work lately, I didn't want to use him tonight unless I had to"

they put the Pete Crow-Armstrong graphic over the pitcher and honestly I wouldn't put it past Derosa based on what I've seen in this tournament

the troops would've swung at a 3-1 challenge fastball

what I've learned from the WBC is that the only thing airing on Fox between now and the World Cup will be bible miniseries

legitimately one of the most fraudulent game ending calls you’ll ever see

god I am so tired of these guys playing GI Joe

why don't they just buy a house that's already painted

WELCOME TO THE SPACE OLYMPICS

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

the game winning goal will air in Sun Valley at 10:23 PM MST

one of the things I do enjoy more about this variation of the NBA tanking debate is that even the dumb ideas have a recognition that it's not enough to address the symptom, you have to address the root of the problem that tanking is the only way for most of the teams to improve

our nations greatest Cory’s and Koreys have not forsaken us

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

this is my hottest Bluesky take but I'm sorry, the people who liked unassigned seats on an airplane are psychopaths, the one time I ever flew Southwest I felt like I was in line for a $50 TV on Black Friday, it was a nightmare, never again

i feel like by definition, "the world is closer than ever to the end" would be undeniably true

folks we've once again got a NEW TONE ALERT

can you imagine launching a Senate bid in *Minnesota* **today** with part of your platform being "actually this is fine"

any person who was actually worthy of winning the prize would immediately turn it down but it's Trump so he'll put it front and center on his desk and everyone will act like he actually won it and he'll be called "the Nobel Peace Prize award winning president"

It's just incredibly sad that we're never going to get out of this cycle. If Dems win, they'll either take action against all of the GOP crimes of this run, or they won't, and it'll be a green light to do it again next time GOP is in power. And if Republicans keep winning, this will keep on going.

i'm sorry to say this but the Sixers broadcast has become irredeemably bad and it's only getting worse

these guys really do just call everything they don't like "diversity" don't they

people will say that the Sixers halftime Ambien punch bowl that everyone is required to drink from is having negative effects on their performance but I just don't see it

hello fellow mccainiacs

very unlike a Josh Harris-owned organization to prematurely accelerate its process after the slightest bit of success and instead kneecap themselves

The Kyle Lowry experience is way more fun as Team Manager Getting To Play On Senior Night compared to 30 minute a night rotation player

obviously you can't be the future of the Democratic party if you a) have ideas and b) win elections

your takeaway from a Dodgers world series win should not be "that could've been the Phillies if only for (insert here)," it should be that the gods simply would not permit any other event to occur and there was simply no scenario where any Phillies success would not have been immediately invalidated

this game is officially a retaliatory tariff