hello fellow mccainiacs

very unlike a Josh Harris-owned organization to prematurely accelerate its process after the slightest bit of success and instead kneecap themselves

The Kyle Lowry experience is way more fun as Team Manager Getting To Play On Senior Night compared to 30 minute a night rotation player

obviously you can't be the future of the Democratic party if you a) have ideas and b) win elections

your takeaway from a Dodgers world series win should not be "that could've been the Phillies if only for (insert here)," it should be that the gods simply would not permit any other event to occur and there was simply no scenario where any Phillies success would not have been immediately invalidated

this game is officially a retaliatory tariff

if you guys think tonight was good featuring powerhouse teams playing at the highest level, just wait until tomorrow when the Eastern Conference rockfights start and you're googling starters to see what second division Turkish team they played for last year

Sheppard looks insanely out of place in this game and he's going to be on another team in February.

you had to be encouraged by an offensive set that Reed Sheppard didn't even know he was in and had to be instructed last second to check into the game

as a society we've become too numb to phrases like "The American Express Tip-Off presented by Kia"

our first troubling Joel fall and grab at his knee of the year, basketball season is back in Philadelphia

my response would be that if you don't air Kimmel you don't air any ABC programming and that includes SEC games and Monday Night Football, affiliates do wield a certain amount of power but if these stations could survive without a network affiliation they'd already be doing it

this man is the sketchy character with a flimsy alibi they introduce on SVU to misdirect you before they reveal the real killer

finally, I've been waiting for someone to tackle the high crime gang violence at the Washington Monument

castellanos homer

fortunately Trump didn't spend the last six months needlessly pissing off American allies before launching an unprovoked military attack

mostly I'm relieved because my Ace position was weakening by the day and now I get to change my mind before the draft for reasons that have nothing to do with his game instead of having to roll with it

when did the script flip at college sporting events where the allegedly fully formed adults became the children

heartbreak feels good in a place like this, and heartburn feels good when you use Prilosec OTC

i would like basketball internet to stop lumping in the Sixers with the Mavericks, the Sixers chased a championship, took big swings, and whiffed, the Mavericks gave away a 26-year old generational talent because they didn't want to pay him, these are not the same things

I just cannot fathom what life must be like for Mavs fans right now. I'd legitimately have to quit the sport.

the funny thing about the Morey AI own goal is that the Sixers in no way act like an organization on the cutting edge, their pro personnel department is a copy of NBA 2K21, they constantly waste marginal edges, and their sports medicine is one step removed from Dr. Nick

look, sometimes we're going to make mistakes, like "accidentally putting the entire federal government real estate inventory on Zillow"

to be clear all this chaos has resulted in the "savings" of about .01% of the federal budget and that's assuming the new fake number won't drop by another 50 percent once they realize how decimal points work. On an average US salary, it's less impactful than cancelling Netflix.

congratulations to Darren Rovell on his purchase

this is like the tenth one of these "whoops we didn't mean to fire people that matter" stories this week and people are still going to pretend that this is a well thought out plan

it's important to see the spiritual side of the secretary of health and human services

20 bucks says Trump has already asked someone what he has to do to appoint the new pope

Poland as a part of Germany? Here are the pros and cons!

hey look at that another plane crashed

The Eagles fan Kelce takes are weird. If my brother played in the NFL and was in the Super Bowl, I'd be rooting for him to succeed over anything else regardless of how much he'd won before. The fact that he even pretends to be conflicted is acknowledgement enough.

lol

skies can't get any bluer than this

The last year has felt like that six month stretch where the metaverse was all anyone could talk about like America was clamoring to run their stock portfolio on Roblox. AI is taking jobs because it's so good, and meanwhile ChatGPT tells you that the Denver Nuggets won the last NBA title.

you don't truly realize how many people have just the worst dick joke/pun fake names on Twitter until you insult the sanctity of the Philadelphia sports complex

haven’t seen tanking this funny since “we just wanted to get Sudfeld some work”

we're at the point where if I was friends with Nick Nurse I'd tell him that this kind of unconditional love for a partner, the kind of love where you'll let a partner (let's call him Kyle) shoot 20 percent for two months and start him anyway, is toxic and you need to move on

personally I think more people should respond to questions that they clearly don't have an answer to by just yelling "THANK YOU JESUS" followed by nonsense

in a surprising turn of events the Sixers are a normal functioning basketball team when their three best players are healthy and their MVP is playing at his standard level

according to the Elias Sports Bureau that is the first successful high-leverage challenge by the Sixers since NBA games were first televised in 1965

there is a real majesty to the idea that Miami was this close to playing for a national championship and now they're instead playing for the right to eat a giant Pop-Tart and a trophy that is also a functional toaster

saying this now in case I'm cursing his name on Sunday but as an Eagles fan I'm happy for Pickett that he'll get to run out at the Linc introduced as the starting QB for his hometown team against the Cowboys

The Eagles starting QB has been taken out of the game with a concussion, their star WR just took a helmet to helmet defenseless that went uncalled, and their starting safety has been ejected for words.

tis the season to celebrate the big JC in my life who makes it all possible

still time for Indiana to punt at least once more, maybe even twice if they really hurry

obviously Alabama would have done better than this, unless you allow for the possibility that the Alabama that lost by 21 points to 6-6 Oklahoma in the second to last week of the season might have struggled with the #5 team in the country

there is a lot of stuff in the Jets story that is Actually Bad but I maintain my position that if I owned an NFL team I would meddle harder than any owner has ever meddled before, and if my dad owned a NFL team when I was a teenager, I would have been insufferable

honestly if we're going to gimmick up the All-Star Game I'd prefer going further than this, I just don't know who this format is for or what problem it solves

only a true Sixer could hit his head and come away with a torn meniscus, this is like pulling the sword out of the stone, he's the chosen one