keeping this one cued up every time the Sixers do something I don't like, prepare to see it every day for the rest of my life

there's nothing I love more in March than a mid-major who just spends the entire game jacking threes and letting the gods sort it out

make them stand out there with their silver medals and give them stuffed animals like the Olympics, I beg you

can't believe these deliriously happy Venezeulan players aren't saying a single word about The Troops who they were playing for That Put It All In Perspective

Derosa about to misspeak a few more times before this is over

the whole "this is bigger than the World Series" thing is gonna end ten minutes after the game when they ask Derosa why he didn't use Miller and he goes "ah, he's had a lot of work lately, I didn't want to use him tonight unless I had to"

they put the Pete Crow-Armstrong graphic over the pitcher and honestly I wouldn't put it past Derosa based on what I've seen in this tournament

the troops would've swung at a 3-1 challenge fastball

what I've learned from the WBC is that the only thing airing on Fox between now and the World Cup will be bible miniseries

legitimately one of the most fraudulent game ending calls you’ll ever see

god I am so tired of these guys playing GI Joe

why don't they just buy a house that's already painted

WELCOME TO THE SPACE OLYMPICS

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

the game winning goal will air in Sun Valley at 10:23 PM MST

one of the things I do enjoy more about this variation of the NBA tanking debate is that even the dumb ideas have a recognition that it's not enough to address the symptom, you have to address the root of the problem that tanking is the only way for most of the teams to improve

our nations greatest Cory’s and Koreys have not forsaken us

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

this is my hottest Bluesky take but I'm sorry, the people who liked unassigned seats on an airplane are psychopaths, the one time I ever flew Southwest I felt like I was in line for a $50 TV on Black Friday, it was a nightmare, never again

i feel like by definition, "the world is closer than ever to the end" would be undeniably true

folks we've once again got a NEW TONE ALERT

can you imagine launching a Senate bid in *Minnesota* **today** with part of your platform being "actually this is fine"

any person who was actually worthy of winning the prize would immediately turn it down but it's Trump so he'll put it front and center on his desk and everyone will act like he actually won it and he'll be called "the Nobel Peace Prize award winning president"

It's just incredibly sad that we're never going to get out of this cycle. If Dems win, they'll either take action against all of the GOP crimes of this run, or they won't, and it'll be a green light to do it again next time GOP is in power. And if Republicans keep winning, this will keep on going.

i'm sorry to say this but the Sixers broadcast has become irredeemably bad and it's only getting worse

these guys really do just call everything they don't like "diversity" don't they

people will say that the Sixers halftime Ambien punch bowl that everyone is required to drink from is having negative effects on their performance but I just don't see it

hello fellow mccainiacs

very unlike a Josh Harris-owned organization to prematurely accelerate its process after the slightest bit of success and instead kneecap themselves

The Kyle Lowry experience is way more fun as Team Manager Getting To Play On Senior Night compared to 30 minute a night rotation player

obviously you can't be the future of the Democratic party if you a) have ideas and b) win elections

your takeaway from a Dodgers world series win should not be "that could've been the Phillies if only for (insert here)," it should be that the gods simply would not permit any other event to occur and there was simply no scenario where any Phillies success would not have been immediately invalidated

this game is officially a retaliatory tariff

if you guys think tonight was good featuring powerhouse teams playing at the highest level, just wait until tomorrow when the Eastern Conference rockfights start and you're googling starters to see what second division Turkish team they played for last year

Sheppard looks insanely out of place in this game and he's going to be on another team in February.

you had to be encouraged by an offensive set that Reed Sheppard didn't even know he was in and had to be instructed last second to check into the game

as a society we've become too numb to phrases like "The American Express Tip-Off presented by Kia"

our first troubling Joel fall and grab at his knee of the year, basketball season is back in Philadelphia

my response would be that if you don't air Kimmel you don't air any ABC programming and that includes SEC games and Monday Night Football, affiliates do wield a certain amount of power but if these stations could survive without a network affiliation they'd already be doing it

this man is the sketchy character with a flimsy alibi they introduce on SVU to misdirect you before they reveal the real killer

finally, I've been waiting for someone to tackle the high crime gang violence at the Washington Monument

castellanos homer

fortunately Trump didn't spend the last six months needlessly pissing off American allies before launching an unprovoked military attack

mostly I'm relieved because my Ace position was weakening by the day and now I get to change my mind before the draft for reasons that have nothing to do with his game instead of having to roll with it

when did the script flip at college sporting events where the allegedly fully formed adults became the children

heartbreak feels good in a place like this, and heartburn feels good when you use Prilosec OTC

i would like basketball internet to stop lumping in the Sixers with the Mavericks, the Sixers chased a championship, took big swings, and whiffed, the Mavericks gave away a 26-year old generational talent because they didn't want to pay him, these are not the same things

I just cannot fathom what life must be like for Mavs fans right now. I'd legitimately have to quit the sport.