I still get checks where I work and it's so infrequent that no one knows what to do when we get them.

Working on a deck for Eluge but rather than using him for free big spells I'm using him to voltron. I use colorless creatures and artifacts to search lands, bring out eluge. Give my opponent's lands flood counters and give him islandwalk, flying, and doublestrike. Attack. 1/2

My wife is giving birth to our first child. I pick up my son for the first and last time as I murmur "The first one always goes to Blathers..."

First time closing the store down today. Had to count all the money alone for the first time and log it. I feel like I did everything right but I'm worried I didn't. If I didn't I might get fired. I love that I said yes to the extra responsibility before asking if it paid more.

I think Mood Swings is the only Secret Lair to not sell out the same day it was launched.

I was wished "Happy Father's Day" 5 times today at work. I'm ready to quit.

I haven't had time to work on anything for my channels because of this. I need to get a laptop or something so I can at least script write when I get home.

Boss has had me working everyday this week despite telling me at my interview it'd only be 4 days a week. Turns out I joined during inventory week and 2 coworkers called out for vacations this week. 🙃 I'm now an assistant manager though and I've only been there 2 weeks.

Been slower on making stuff. Work is kicking my ass. I have two weeks learn closing and deposits. If I mess it up I can lose the job. I've been here less than two weeks and don't even fully know how to use the register.

He tucked himself in, turns out he double tucked himself in. #cat #cats #kitten

Maybe playdate should make a cheaper model so software sales can go up.

He tucked himself in, turns out he double tucked himself in. #cat #cats #kitten

After going to the doctor he said "You have weirdly good legs for someone who has this much bursitis." He got scans and said "Surprise, you have childhood illness you never grew out of!" Turns out the pain in my knees as a kid wasn't growing pains, I have a bump on my tibia causing knee problems.

Forcing people to use their legal name is bad. It's forcing trans people to give out their legal name to everyone on the net. It'll also make it easier for transphobes to doxx trans users and ruin their lives. Any benefit forcing people to use their real names would come with just as many negatives.

My job is as an entertainer and it's been normal for entertainers to use fake names longer than either I or Duncan have been alive for. I've never said anything racist or phobic while using a pseudonym. It's not the anonymity, it's the people.

Waiting for this Gummi to kick in. 🤪🤘 So that I can sleep.

Arguments like these like to neglect the fact that water that is used on your lawn enters into ground water. Only 30% evaporates where 80% of data center water evaporates. Also that this is just amazon and not all data centers. But let's roll with it, let's do away with lawns and ai data centers.

The best part of the deck is saying "I'm playing mono blue" and then I get to listen everyone groan and then ask me for permission before playing cards.

Yes but I won't tell you which one it was.

I'm taking credit for my state switching over to electric. You're welcome, planet.

Making another deck for this loser because the last time I made it I didn't have as many blue cards. Hermes creates a 1 Blue Bird with flying for every non-returnable spell cast. There are a couple ways to go about building him. The first is super annoying Blue Behavior which is counterspells and 1/

Went in for a bursitis flare up and surprise new disease unlocked. I have Osgood schlatter disease from childhood and I never grew out of it.

In the hospital for my knee. I was given a 6 hour shift despite asking for no more than 4.

I think the idea of what constitutes as "hoarding" is a little warped nowadays. Most hobbies can be done digitally now like gaming, music, movies, and even magic. So when most hobbies are digital any amount of a physical collection can seem like a lot. I'd say it's hoarding when you stop playing.

I finally got around to playing Paper Mario Origami King. Played for 2 hours, realized it wasn't a rpg and quit. It's going back to the library tomorrow.

Found a pride pin at the store with no clasp so I brought it home and was going to replace it. At night my cat must have knocked it down because I woke up and stepped on it. It went right into the bottom of my foot.

They should make ai bosses that gives you a raise and only says nice stuff to you. "You've never been late and you actually clean when it's time to restock. Raise? You should be the boss now!"

Got accused of being a Retro Gaming LARPer (new term for poser the kids are using) the other day. I'm going to have to start carrying around pics of my old consoles like they're pictures of my kids. "Yes, I'm a real gamer, here's a picture of my PS2 and PSP and my ID to prove I'm 35."

Thinking about getting a cheapo laptop to write scripts from my couch with. Once I get home from work I don't feel like sitting at my desk.

I like how every old person thinks they can do my job better but they had to get their grand kid to teach them how to use their phone.

Good time for me to update my ragost deck. Red is full of damage doublers but the funniest has to be that according to card rules/marvel crossover, Ragost the lobster chef is worthy to wield mjolnir. This adds a 5th permanent dam doubler, I think. It's the only card I want from this crossover. 1/2

Did not get to play games today Angery

That leaked sega handheld sounds a lot like that thing I suggested 2 years ago. "Somebody should make a 100 buck 2d only handheld console, it'd go crazy with how expensive handhelds are right now."

Have an early shift and I need to sleep before my usual bed so I took a melatonin and now we S L U M B E R.

Busy day today, have to make a video for my channel, then a video for Nimzy's channel. Then I have to work on a commander deck for Pride Commander Night, then I need to go through all of my cards to find the valuable ones to add to my trade binder that I just got.

Commander night at my store is a pride themed event, any two legendary creatures can be commanders as if they had partner. I'm making Hermes date the jellyfish Mm'menon. Mm'menon let's me play artifacts from the top of my deck, hermes let's me make birds when I play those artifacts. 1/2

Finally feel like drawing but now I have a job and no free time.

Drawing of a raccoon with a tipped over trashcan going through the garbage like they're doing a gacha unboxing.

Really infantilizing and shows how out of touch with modernity the creator is. This screams elderly man shouting "Get off my lawn" at the neighbor kids. I bet the designer dyes their grays.

Really infantilizing and shows how out of touch with modernity the creator is. This screams elderly man shouting "Get off my lawn" at the neighbor kids. I bet the designer dyes their grays.

This image called me a slur.

When setting up the recovery questions for my work account they had "What kind of animal was your first pet?" Then the response box said it needed to be a 4 character response or longer. So if your first pet was a dog or cat you can go die, I guess.

People who say your favorite final fantasy is always the first one you've have never finished Final Fantasy 1 or 2. No one would ever say those two are their favorites.

So I made it to the Water 7/ Enies lobby arc and now @paindorasbutts.bsky.social is bullying me!

Another day of work where I still can't log in to become an official employee. First day couldn't get my employee account made, second day I can't clock in because of maintenance. So I can't log in to finish my training. This whole first week might be me just standing watching others work.

Watching the minecraft movie, wish I wasn't.

First day at my new job tomorrow. Hoping it's a short training shift bc my boss won't be around for long. Looking forward to having something to do. Got some inserts for my shoes so I hopefully don't die day one. It's just retail but still a lot of standing. Only 4 hour shifts though.

Watching wife play ff13. They should re-release the whole series. The war between two rogue ai (falcie) waging war over deciding what's best for the creatures they decided to become Gods of and waging wars with their populace of pawns was a little ahead of it's time and is now very topical.

Store started stocking riftbound and the cards are pretty crazy. They're a thicker card stock than mtg, they're glossy, and some of the foils are even textured. I dont like that legends aren't guaranteed to come with their champ in a booster, feels like a cheap grab at some cash.

Humbleness is for people who don't know how awesome and great they are at everything.