Everton 3-3 Manchester City Typical City.

Mama I love you.

All I’m saying is that I know kayfabe when I see it.

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Why not leave now?

Eat a fresh-squeezed dick.

Dire.

Makes me sick motherfucker how FAR we done fell.

Welp, that's high enough to get U.S. oil companies looking at investing in Venezuela. Which was probably the plan all along.

If you know how the names Mohammad Mosaddegh, the Shah of Iran, and Ruhollah Khomeini relate, then you ain't even surprised at what the United States is doing to Iran right now. "Those who do not remember their history..." Of course, you have to actually have KNOWN it in order to not remember it.

Society will never have to worry about my offspring asking any potential suitor what they bring to the table. My advice: You build your own table. And YOU seek what will complement it. If you don't know what someone bring to it or how they complement it, you ain't been dating them long enough!

Serious question: What did folks expect to happen when the Epstein files were/are released? A reckoning? Arrests? Embarrassment? Shaming public officials? Do you not realize who occupies the White House and the Cabinet? Really? Color me lost, because aside from a few CEO resignations...what now?

Send the titties in the text!

I've always said my biggest issue with law enforcement was the laws they are allegedly tasked to enforce. If the law and the application of it sucks, there aren't enough (and won't ever be enough) "good cops" to charm a bad law good. Because most of their loyalty is to the occuation, not the people.

For those who feel we need "immigration reform" in the U.S... You know the easiest way to do that is to enforce labor law, right? Instead of arresting the day laborers at Home Depot, how about trying to arrest the folks who are also there to pick them up? Because, you know...'Murica First and shit.

12/4: 🤡: The U.S. has "taken in literally trillions of dollars" and that the government would be "giving a nice dividend to people" in 2026. 2/20: 🤡: (in response to businesses wanting their tariffs refunded): "It would be a complete mess, and almost impossible for our Country to pay." TACO.

I feeeeeeeeeeeeel like a biiiiiiiii-iiiiird!

Depends on context. In general, B. But when around my peoples, I default to A.

Rest easy, Lt Col Kilgore. 🌹

But...but them furriners are taking all the jobs! And yet, Bubba nem are nowhere to be found. Must be starching their Gadsden flags again.

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena..." My bad. Had a flashback there...

One of my life's mantras (forgot who said it): "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there will still be somebody who does not like peaches."

Post a banger that isn't in English. The line dance that had a couple summers in a CHOKEHOLD.

Go get #7!

Wooooooooooo, we're halfway the-ere....

Or at least stop bitching about being against AI while you're steady supporting it!

All your pink-labeled ramen are belong to us! 😂

More for me. 😂

I'm so sick of ESPN making everything and everybody Black's story into fucking trauma porn for consumption by Dwights. Gabby Douglas deserved a helluva lot better than that "mention" for Black History Month. They do the same shit with the draft. Why can "we" just be good and high-achieving?! FUCK!

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand by Primitive Radio Gods

"Hello, Heisman!" Stunt. On. Dem. Hoes. Happy Black History Month!

Mustard on the beat, hoe! MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Kalunda!

I drank enough 20 Grand that one time that I now have an aversion to it.

I'm mean. No sense in trying to clean it up. Because in the story where I'm the villain, the reason why won't even matter enough to be a part of the story.

I'm not more antisocial, but I'm damn sure pickier with who gets my time, especially with folks who were never more than parasocial with me anyway.

Sing it, Peter and Quags...

Apparently a local business is upset they have been included on a list of businesses that support MAGA. They have threatened to sue the creator of the list. For what, exactly, I don't know, since the most common defense to slander and libel is whether or not the statement in question is true. 1/2

"Now sure how." Legacy admissions and athletic scholarships.

NOW the strategy? Pfft. *goes back to corner*

We do not do that here. I just smooth cut you off. If there's a grudge, it's with yourself.

The boots were booting today.

And they can all jointly eat a dick.

2, 3, 1. Unless it's snowing or you're driving in the DMV, in which case who's got the most guts to even move.

Because the minute I don't, everybody and their mama will call requesting some task requiring physical exertion or extended mental application. And a Snickers won't cut it.

Only reason he ain't still in Minnesota is that J.J. McCarthy is cheaper. They knew a QB that got you to 14-3 was going to be looking for that coin to match.

Facts! Respectability politics really grind my gears.

You mean like they do now? Counterpoint? Wack. Difference is...how many vegans got shot in the face for...nevermind. You know what you're doing here. I'll just bid you adieu and a wish for you to go play in traffic and go on about my business.

I once stood in a ballroom full of 6F folks and said with my whole chest: "If you are colorblind, stay the fuck away from me." Because if you've been colorblind, you've missed every cue that may have cost me my life. And I can't afford that kind of tonedeafness around me and mine, especially now!

So is Greenland. But good. Find something else to do that day.