People should say "thank you for asking" more often. To encourage people asking nicely instead of doing something without asking or not doing or learning anything at all and be sad about it.

historically accurate werewolf movie where there is no werewolf and the person just has insomnia and a dog that figured out how to operate door handles.

the ideal TTRPG campagin: "A deer, a fox, a turtoise and an escaped pet macaw overthrow the local government because the humans just can't do it themselves and somehow it works out"

When working with acceleration, the term "G-Force" refers to the likelihood and/or volume of which a person yells out "GEEZ!!" when they are suddenly and forcefully accelerated. #joke

THIS JUST IN: “Boobytrap” spelled backwards is “partyboob.” That information is now in your head forever.

[ID verification rant] Age/ID verification online feels like ID verification for going outside except less safe. I can't get murdered online, I can't get assaulted online, I can't get kidnapped online, I CAN get robbed online but it is comparatively safe and easy to avoid, why the fuck are […]

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthweek! Happy Birthmonth! Happy Birthyear!

*clips into the backrooms* Oh wow, I found a new mystery dungeon

I wonder if I've been posting too much as of late. *He said, making another post*

[theism, atheism] I'm neither religious nor an atheist but a secret third thing to which the existence or nonexistence of a all-powerful deity is irrelevant. I believe that it is more useful to learn from studying the world we live in than it is from studying the entity who made it. On our […]

I have low key been considering making an alternative account somewhere on fedi where I post things completely unfiltered. Way too many times have I started writing a post only to end up overthinking the wording too much and deleting everything, or worrying too much about how that post might be […]

slice of life anime that's entirely just ordinary people doing ordinary things in ordinary ways but it's presented so extremely over the top animation that something as simple as opening a door has the visual impact of an underdog protagonist fighting off gods.

[sexuality, personal, probably the only post I'm ever gonna make about this topic here] for pretty much all of my life I would have confidently considered myself to be aroace, but over the past 2 or so years I've been slowly feeling things changing away from that and I don't really know what to […]

Palantir is slowly stealing Santa's job of spying on everyone to put on the Naughty or Nice list.

[therian thought] often forgotten downside of turning into an animal: Significantly reduced lifespan Humans live ridiculously long compared to most other animals. #therian

Seeing a bunch of anime/vtuber character designs and noticing a a bunch of them have a little fang. I wonder what's the deal with that, but also it kinda reminded me that I literally have one of those irl

Why do the new Star Fox designs look like they're 40 year old suburban dads at a BBQ? #starfox

[suggestive] I suggest you think of the number 12

adoptables are an art niche that I still don't really understand

solar cape

Did you know? There's actually only a finite amount of souls on earth, so they have to keep reincarnating every now and then to keep the planet populated. But due to climate change, habitat destruction and hunting by humans there's far less animals than there used to be. At the same time […]

They should put embossed braille on keyboard keycaps. On all of them. It should be the standard. It'd make typing without looking at your fingers so much easier plus everyone would be learning braille with minimal effort.

Third-person view in indoor areas be like *smacks camera against wall* *smacks camera against wall* *smacks camera against ceiling* *smacks camera against wall*

creature

fast paced first person shooter game where all you do is take pictures of stuff in chaotic situations

It's silly how a computer can freeze because it gets too warm :b

Software, Products and services only need to do 2 things: - Do the thing they claim to be doing. - Not waste your time with stuff you neither need nor want. For some inexplicable reason, a lot of companies refuse to understand that second one. Sometimes they seem to barely even get the first one.

[awful pun] A lute is an instrument just like a flute, but without the FFFFFFFFFF *blowing noises*

[enourmous, massive, incomprehensibly large but inconsequential pet peeve] videos of animals with music added. JUST LET ME HEAR THE CRITTERS SCREAM IN PEACE why is this such a common thing?

*boobs the dot on the letter i*

[LLMs, "word prediction machine"] LLMs are often described as word prediction machines because that's what they're basically doing at a technical level: They predict what the next word should be based on input text and it's own prior output text. But I noticed a silly parallel between […]

"You're neurotypical? I'm sorry, I hope you get well soon."

For some reason I woke up today with a random composition idea for a jazz piece. I don't usually do jazz. I'm pretty much entirely clueless about jazz. This is the second time this exact thing happened. This hasn't happened for any other genre. Why do I dream about jazz sometimes?

The three strata of Fedi.

Lately I've been toying around with spectral compression audio effects a lot and I'm now at a point where I'm kinda starting to hate FFT based audio processing. FFT effects always have awful resolution on low frequencies and are completely overkill at high frequencies, which is like opposite to […]

Upon self-reflection I realize that I've been flipped this entire time.

[cursed] installing the linux kernel as a flatpak

happy involuntary Media Literacy day!

For some reason it's been exceptionally windy the past 2 nights. Everything had been quiet and then suddenly WOOOOOSH!!!

I've been thinking maybe I should move off mastodon because I keep having thoughts that are just a bit too big for the 500 character limit.

show a scientist a magenta laser and watch their head explode

@krutonium @StaticR ffmpreg tho :dragon_uwu:

the convenient timing of getting a post boosted onto my timline that's about someone offering a bounty to fix wayland issues right after I had a discussion about issues on wayland heh

I think we should start genetically engeneering animals to be in primary colors because given the current trajectory we're quickly heading into a future where we have several Eggmans and no Sonics.

If everything is starting to require an ID I'm going to get a freaking ID for my online pseudonym and persona specifically. My online presence and my physical presence feel extremely different to me. Like for one, online I speak almost entirely in english while speaking german feels weird, but […]

I feel kinda guilty whenever I post about music because I never get around to posting anything (for the rare times I even get around to making something in the first place)

One of my favorite pieces of music I made happened because I wanted to remix something else I've made mostly from memory only to realize after I was about to finish that I fucked up and had the entire thing in the wrong key, instead of redoing everything I just kept it as is and added a […]