"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

My goodness. Why was our first game as stressful as our last game‽ Great win.

Who robbed the Lourve? Right answers only. *Cue Trevor Rabin soundtrack*

Welp, another day where we all eagerly await certain people to grow a spine only to probably be disappointed once again.

Miracles do happen! www.news9.com/story/68d4bb...

Me, yesterday: Oh, the first almost Autumn like day. Would be a great day to run errands. My sinuses, today:

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Good ole Bobby Hanlon never met some people today. Both can be true.

I've apparently curated my BlueSky feed far better than my other place feed. The problem is, now when I see someone responding to a thing here, I have to check there to see what they are talking about.

A Sci-fi show with Tim Curry in it? How could I not be obsessed with this show when it first came out and *coughs* years later?

The world just feels better when pastor Ben is complaining about beaches.

Oh, are we doing timeline cleanses?

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

I will not celebrate death, but I can find peace in the silence.

Time really flies. I went over to the other social media place and didn't realize it was already Penal Substitutionary Atonement month again. Feels like it's early this year, like when Hobby Lobby puts out Christmas stuff before Halloween 🤷‍♂️

I verified my age by saying "Star Trek" and meaning this:

What an amazing and unhinged thread. Genuinely impressed. I hope it never ends.

Stopped eating chocolate covered almonds as a mid-afternoon (and sometimes after dinner) snack. Learned a few things: 1) Almonds are seeds, not nuts 2) Started losing weight again, so that confirms that they are more candy than healthy snack 3) Dumb body, I want my candy!

Without researching to verify (because no), my 13yo said she was 100% positive there were mosquito nymphs in a bucket of water I forgot to empty. A few thoughts: 1) There are no two worse words to go together 2) Super impressed by my daughter 3) Went full Anakin on them

As a grown man, I should know better than to click on the Nextdoor email notifications...

Been watching starlings up close in my backyard recently. They are not graceful birds, individually. Just another cool example of God taking a bunch of doofuses and making them better in a community.

I want to be this kind of Christian when I grow up (Josiah is younger then me, I think 😫)

Attempting to watch Babylon 5 again. They are just dropping evergreens.

Me: *looking at all the grass in my weeds*

My ignorance is showing here, but this seems like a good deal maybe? I don't play TTRPGs, though. www.humblebundle.com/books/roll-b... @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social @poetinbabylon.bsky.social

It’s hot out! Share some movie or TV characters at the beach

Listening to my amazing wife describe, in incredible detail, the ramifications of the Thunder championship, the haters, the future of the team, and the upcoming draft to her incredibly understanding and patient mother is a great thing to overhear on a Monday.

Alright, I can finally ask this question. Is Topic the first player to win an NBA title before his rookie season? Legit Down to Dunk TQ @jralphsmith.bsky.social @albabycakes.bsky.social @andrewschlecht.bsky.social @sukelephens.bsky.social

TJ McConnell misses a shot:

Me: Both teams deserve to be here tonight. Also me:

I’m not touching a microwave until after Sunday…

I installed a new over the oven microwave today. So, if the Thunder win, you’re welcome. If we lose, I won’t install another one before game 7…

Me and my BlueSky bubble

A little over a month ago, I started doing push-ups daily—increasing by one everyday now. Here’s what I’ve learned in that time. I hate push-ups.

Tuesday morning worship song and verse...🤣 youtu.be/XyidEorRDMc?...

I’ll just leave this here tonight…

I figured out that if I mute the game and look at my phone a lot, my stress level goes down…

Nothing to do with boneless chicken scams but everything to do with Dad riots. When the TMNT (the teenage mutant ninja turtles) movie (the original one) came out my dad took my friends and I to see it. We were sitting in a crowded theater, like PACKED, and the movie was late starting. /1

Guys, I called it…

My daughter was born during this season, so my parents came out to meet her. My Dad and I watched some of that playoff run. Four years later, they visited again and watched some of that run. My Dad isn’t here anymore (but my wife is now an avid fan), but I know who he is rooting for in the Finals.

I was worried about missing live NBA games on Twitter since I removed it from my phone, but this live games on BlueSky thing seems just fine.

I feel like if we can stay up by double digits points when the game ends, we’ll have a good chance in this one…

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I wast just nearly killed by hurricane NOAA didn't monitor because of DOGE cuts. But at least I now have a president how has the guts to say that Taylor Swift isn't hot anymore.

The middle ground is not holy ground. It’s how you find yourself without an anchor.

Any other parent get a lot of enjoyment when you get a slight cut and your kid is concerned about you bleeding and you say something like “Don’t worry. I know where to get more.” Or is that just me?

Alex Caruso once again outscoring the entire Nuggets bench by himself This time, 13-10 in Game 5 at OKC He outscored Nuggets bench 10-8 in Game 4 at Denver

Denver Nuggets 4th quarter offense in Game 5 at OKC Nikola Jokić: 13 points, 4/6 FGs, 1/2 3s, 4/4 FTs, 1 turnover Rest of team: 6 points, 1/15 FGs, 0/10 3s, 4/4 FTs, 2 turnovers

Man, no one said how stressful it is to get that veteran playoff team experience.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume, and why does it start on January 1st of 1900? Excel:

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost.