>see promising asmr youtube thumbnail >excitedly get headphones and open video >it's a mono recording >💀

SORRY SATAN BUT I CANT DO THIS EVIL ON MY OWN

how do i do the content warning thing on mastodon client (i will not google this is google i trust only the animals inside my computer)

ba bababa bababa BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when im REALLY drunk its like i dont even have anxiety

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOUD music good

if you write a stanza of parody lyrics for a song that do not follow the original song's meter you must repent by performing 100 "hail al"s (hail marys for weird al yankovic)

HUGE NEWS i solved all world geopolitical problems in my head on the walk to the bus stop

Seeing open source and privacy companies having Discord as there support channel feels like a vegan community meeting at a steak house for events.

someone else needs to say the words "my wife" in a memorable way so we can collectively be free of doing borat impressions

dereference my normal and non suspicious pointer

i need the worlds leading technopervert minds pondering how to make an "i pee before sex" joke from IPv4/6

theyre making me learn physics, which as a computer is very difficult :<

very minorly electrocuted myself whoops

writing a bunch of tests today so like somebody can drone strike me if they want

accepting that this project isn't gonna get done by the end of the year has turned me into satan's ultimate tangent warrior. i'm going down the silliest goddamn sidepaths you've ever seen.

zod + ts-morph parse/modify on-save = ultimate single-source-of-truth

whenever i try programming on an edible i end up writing a bunch of markdown files

what do i replace vscode with

btw just in case anyone was maybe gonna do this: NEVER BUY ANY MOVIES OR TV ON YOUTUBE. their playback is restricted to fucking 480p on the web app ... 🏴‍☠️

schema is such a nice word. like we've got a plan and it's Almost Nefarious

once i finished these QOL dev scripts i'll be unstoppable...

> Charting the path forward for Democrats, Hickenlooper said lawmakers will now set out to write an ACA subsidies bill that would make Republicans “squirm” if they oppose it. so cool that the political front line opposition to american fascism is composed of the most gullible marks on the […]

TIL porn is illegal* in singapore. knew it was a fairly repressive state but damn

https://era.fyi, now running on fox power

for my next trick i will be going to bed

bonus protip: one time I was doing a sleep study and the nurse said "you'll need to run this self-test. when the green LED turns on, start the test, and when the red LED turns on, stop it again." I asked "how can I tell which one is the red one?" and she was like "...huh. yeah that is a problem […]

they should blow up every ad

i am in a schema hell of my own creation

hacker voice i'm in debt

i should be able to set a max cache size in the spotify android app :/

pumped kin

100% completed balatro ... a momentous occasion

you ever think about how there are at least a half-dozen google employees making six-figure salaries whose entire job is to make the youtube ui worse?

is anybody working on an optical interface that allow you to control a text editor cursor position by looking

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computer how to make brain stop thinking its work time

it's so cool how half of the entire corpo internet depends on amazon us-east-1 and also how every tech company did collusional culling layoffs over the last ~2 years and is now high on their own ai marketing delusions

https://e926.net/posts/5166509 Source 1: https://x.com/fosbat/status/1854206437116764574 (Reference ID: 2675)

i have decided that a good vector with which to damage shopify (my mortal enemy) will be to create a better alternative to rails. this will take several years but my enmity is of an unyielding persistence.

for the last time no smoking in the obelisk chamber

ruby really is the most fucking corpo language -- it's linting rules are called "cops" 💀

windows update broke my docker container running in WSL yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy THANK YOU MICROSOFT

if it can't go on forever it will stop https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2025/10/the-pivot-1.html

i did something silly :3 `curl https://era.fyi` to try it!!

so i'm either fucking up somehow or neither chrome nor firefox mobile fire window resize events when the address bar is *being* scrolled away, only afterwards once the touch event has ended 😭

banner ad that implies the company in question will have you killed in ~3 years...

but will i?? WILL I, GOV DOT BC???