Afternoon drive home 🏡

Being an adult is having to pencil in when you're getting your dick sucked.

It's weird that US drag race all stars omits all mentions of canada vs. the world. Just interesting.

I like the bracket format... until they put them all together. It loses it's touch when it all comes down to a lipsync (track record) for the crown.

Its a tummy tuesday ft. White briefs

#mcm and would rather be in bed with m*n

Guess its time to start the day

Still somewhat feeling meh about the Pitt s2 ending. Like that sure was an ending. Idk the Pitt is giving a story told in 3 seasons type of show. (Wouldn't be surprised if it was stated that it was before)

This friday post is sponsored (not really) by get yourself tested. Whether testing for std/sti or just your cholesterol, A1c, or other metabolic test health test it is good to know, y'know

Weirdly enough I had a power outage in my neighborhood today sooo is bsky hosted in my backyard? Bc at this point I'll just restart the server myself it breaks again.

This power outage lasted 2 hours. Yeah I'm online again but my work motivation is goooonnne

Also the ai Zuckerberg is making a strong case for "what does a CEOs do?"

If your meeting needs an AI representative then it could've definitely and absolutely been an email.

When it is pouring rain, it makes me wish I had the day off to relax and have a chill day. But noooo have to do some prep work for next week. It's all good, but would prefer a nap or two

Another friday another dick pic #fcf

Can't believe Ryan Murphy is going to make me watch another AHS season

Eww not Tom Daley using ray ban meta glasses for his ig post.

My sex drive during spring:

My dick after 1 minute of making out:

Tbh my attention can only dedicate itself to one social account at a time. Someday I'll post something on insta again.

Love y'all enjoying pokemon champions. I'll be a spectator and cheer y'all on bc competitive play bores me.

Mid-week slump double feature

The USA is not a real serious place. Last week: media condemned a streamer that flaunts his (subjectively) good looks and leftist politics because he help delivered aid and awareness to Cuba. This week: should the president maybe second guess bombing all of Iran? That would look bad.

Last post needed a label but like between these reports and the world being threatened by an illiterate like that is the least of my worries 😜

World is ending? May as well post a tummy tuesday pic 🤷🏾‍♂️

Clap for clean mirrors

Wow feels like the early days when monochrome Mondays would break this place.

Mondays are a drag! #mcm

He has risen after all

The ability I wish pokopia had was explode. Sometimes you just want to demolish everything around you. Stares at the volcanic ash 😐

RiP to all the straight and religious folk searching for "he has risen" and its all gays with their dicks out.

Haircut and rainy Saturday weather

QTP with your favorite Poison-type pokemon ☠️

Was in the drafts but it'll do for this #fcf

People complaining about pokopia limited on hand storage tells me y'all didn't play Minecraft at all or enough.

Ended getting 30 dollars for jury duty I had last week 😮

I mean, this is a lot of energy for someone waaaaayy closer to their death of death than their date of birth on their certificate.

April fools and hump day? Guess I'm the fool

Though some jokes do fall in the that was a good and fun one. But it's Raaaare in today's world

You either are a victim of April fools day or you're an insufferable child. There is no person who is both.

Everything I know about Kristi Noem is against my will.

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Another Monday another black and white picture

Downloaded the demo for tomadachi life and yeah nintendo cooked and those with unhinged minds I want to be a fly on the wall 😂

Fridays on bsky wanting to:

There are so many wrong things with that new potter series. Like 1 the enabling of that witch's crusade of pushing for anti-trans laws and 2 why the fuck would a book series who had a movie series now has a TV series spanning the same fucking story? At least LOTR expands the universe 🙄

The Pitt in s2 seems like ask every episode "how do we make sure people know that emergency medicine has high burnout rates and suicide rates?" Like yes, I think we get it Noah.

This is going to be a wumbo problem for some ER student's first night shift.

Kinda want tomagachi life, kinda don't. Its just that do I want another build cozy like game. Like pokopia is big enough tbh.

I can't wait till latino/spanish media picks this up and starts loosing it as the "therians are getting out of control" headlines.