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Three kicks to midnight, something's stirs within. Two gasps of panic, terror sinking in. Gut is swelling fast, no escaping that Bound down, one sound, wolf pack.

Hey guys, it's everybody's favourite helmethead showing his non-face again! I- uh ... just give me a ... g-g-guh, second. It's b-been a hot minute so- gah! I'm just a little pent up over here!

Sir Cedrick has can get a bit rambunctious from time to time when it's clear all he wants is a little attention. So I make sure to give him all the attention he can handle (And bring a little something else to the table to humble him a little~)

I am something of an ass man~

Another two Hyperverse words that are basically the same are the words for "Ass" and "Scabbard", much as "Sword" is to "Dick"! Naturally, being asked to sheathe your sword is something of a loaded question~

Did you know in the Hyperverse the word for "Squire" and the word for "Condom" are the same? It's one of the reasons that all squires trained by the Order are REGULARLY tested in the four pillars of endurance, durability, capacity and elasticity~

What better way to start posting than a ref pic?