All hat, no cattle

YOU 👩🏽‍✈️👩🏽‍✈️✈️ KNOW 😭 THEY 👬 SAY 😳 ALL 💯 MEN 👨 ARE CREATED 🔨🎨 EQUAL. BUT 😜 YOU 💃🏻 LOOK 👀 AT ME 👀 AND YOU 👉 LOOK 🧐 AT SAMOA 🇼🇸 JOE 💪🏼 AND YOU 😊 CAN 😝 SEE 👀 THAT 😐 STATEMENT IS NOT 🪥 TRUE! 💯 SEE 👀👀 NORMALLY 🐭 IF YOU 😊 GO 🦟 1 🎄 ON 😎 1 🎄 WITH ANOTHER 2️⃣ WRESTLER YOU 🤟 GOT 👏 A 50/50 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING! 🥇🏅

How can a nonbinary person become wealthy? With the gold in them/their hills!

Still upset about how my (music elitist) friend convinced me to stop being a bitch and actually listen to Morning Glory by Oasis only for me to discover the track list was BANGER BANGER overplayed banger BANGER BANGER interlude BANGER BANGER BANGER BANGER interlude UBER BANGER

Been pretty depressed lately, so for the first time in some years, I’m revisiting this old friend, who always found ways to lend me strength and wisdom in times of trial.

dress for the job you want

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

What I wore for the rapture: No makeup, red glasses, a velvety button up shirt the same color as my hair, cherry earrings, a moon necklace, black jeans and red flats (not pictured), and a headband made by my friend and small business Avabelle Crowns

I don’t see why they hate trainees so much. So what if someone is new to their job and still learning the position? That just means— OH MY GOD THEYRE NOT SAYING TRAINEES

Why does every piece of clothing from goodwill always have The GoodWill Smell

👏Have I mentioned👏 🏳️‍⚧️I’m still looking for trans writers🏳️‍⚧️ ✍️for a book I’m editing✍️ 💖compiling true t4t love stories?💖 Full details: www.leegarrett.net/transcendent...

No makeup, no coffee, family morning commute selfie - with hot air balloon!

Dozens of trans people are murdered in targeted violence each year. Largely by gun violence, specifically. The number of trans murders has increased at the same time that anti-trans rhetoric has intensified. And Black trans women are murdered at the highest rates.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a short story is a good guy with a short story

projection is a hell of a drug

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of destroying the god damn ring

Leftist breakfast be like Theory omelette Union hashbrowns Pronoun toast

setting SMART goals

Another day, another post screaming into the void about the fall of democracy

She speaks the truth

Accidentally went mildly viral on religious instagram and now my comments are filled with randos calling me a demon, a heretic, and outright stating I should be murdered

I have drank the beers that were in the fridge and which you were probably saving for the weekend Forgive me they were delicious so crisp and so cold

Take us out to the ball gaaaaaaammmmeeeeee

Today at the coffee shop one of the baristas asked if I was me, by name, told me they read my book, and that they loved it and it reminded them of home, so if anyone needs me I’ll be riding that high for the next 2-3 years

Just recorded a video interview for The Write Focus podcast talking about my crime fiction, poetry writing, and the interplay between the two — and not gonna lie, I 💅 looked 💅 HAWT 💅

I know what I must do

…what is the other 82%? WHAT IS IT?!?

✍️ Still accepting submissions 🏳️‍🌈 For TRANSCENDENT LOVE: True Stories of T4T Relationship 💲 Pays honorarium + print copy 🕒 Limited spots remain & pieces accepted on a rolling basis! 🌎 Open to all writers outside the cisgender binary, all over the world Full details: www.leegarrett.net/transcendent...

I led another rally to stand up for gender-affirming care and trans youth. It’s exhausting: fighting back, speaking out, showing up. But that’s what we’re gonna do — because trans kids deserve it. News coverage: www.centredaily.com/news/local/c... www.statecollege.com/articles/loc...

Me, just dropping in to see what condition my condition is in

When you’re $18,000 in debt to the mafia and your buddy asks how much you owe:

Yes I have a favorite pony at the Herhseypark carousel. No I don’t feel this is unreasonable.

What’s a film you watch once a year like it’s a ritual…

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BRIGHT EYES IS MAKING SKA MUSIC NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🎺🎺🎺

When your favorite author mentions the anthology you edited in the bio of his new book 🥹 About a third of the way through ALL WE TRUST by Gregory Galloway and it is brilliant. Do yourself a favor and get a copy. (And maybe check out his story in Burning Down The House, edited by yours truly.)

No one: Kingdom Hearts characters:

Woke up to discover an email from a literary journal accepting one of my poems. Huzzah! Could I please have all days begin this way?

“You should stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot” Should I also stop making up misinformation when I can’t answer a question? Should I stop hallucinating? Should I stop consuming disproportionate amounts of energy to cool my servers? What else will we let AI claim from us?!?

Some of yall have never taken a face from the ancient gallery then walked on down the hall and it shows

This is a good problem to have

Today I’m at BookFest at Schlow Library alongside my good friend and amazing artist M. Siniscalchi - trying to stay cool and spread the good word of small-town noir 🙏🕵️

Second year at Anthrocon, and my love for this weird and wild community of outcasts and artists continues to grow. 💖😻

Starting off our Anthrocon adventures with some delicious ramen!

It Pittsburgh for Anthrocon and the lobby is dominated by furries and people here for the World Beard and Mustache Championship, making this literally the coolest hotel lobby in the fucking world

My phone: "Breaking News: The Supreme Court—" Me:

In Harrisburg today for a meeting with LGBT+ organizations, leaders, and advocates across the state. There’s a lot of bad things happening for queer people, but there’s a lot of good people doing important work. Stay strong!

I wrote an op-ed for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review exploring my transition, my gender-affirming care, my recent bottom surgery, and the unending assaults against trans people and our healthcare. triblive.com/opinion/mich...

Excited to share I was included as a featured poet in the May issue of 100Subtexts magazine. Over five poems, I explore dreams and failing relationships, grief and loss, spiritual growth, and righteous political anger. Check out my spread of poems in 100Subtexts here: payhip.com/b/5pmo8

Creed is playing in the gay bar and I’m very confused