It's a no on Pinky's restaurant for me. Hate the way they greet people. #rhoa

I feel there is a high likelihood that a woman will someday be found buried on Ethan's land and when found, there will be a lot of Kim's hair at the scene. #WelcomeToPlathville

Gawd Kim is a bad actress. This juicer scene... 🙄 #WelcomeToPlathville

Amanda's too young and immature for reality TV. Go be an influencer or something. #rhobhreunion #rhobh

Is Erika having a stroke? Does she has a sty in her eye? Is she totally drugged up? What is going on with the one eye? #rhobhreunion #rhobh

Rachel Zoe should be in Kyle's place. #rhobhreunion #rhobh

Janet and Jason need to go. They should have been dropped after S1, but now they not only suck, but are completely unimportant to the show. They are worthless. #TheValley

Schwartz and Jesse being the decent ones on this show... wow. Jason, you suck. Danny, you suck. Luke... get it together! Zack... alright, you're like 75% ok #TheValley

Gabriella, Sher, and Sam being SO trashy that I'm siding with Hannah and Marciano!?! Unacceptable. #VanderpumpVilla

Sooo.... After they got their #dadtok storyline, LVP is gonna get a conjuring of hate against Hannah and Marciano for no reason. So fucking dumb. #VanderpumpVilla

I don't give a shit about HWs businesses. #rhoa is soooooo fucking boring.

I hate that Hagen and Gabriella are so disgusting this season that I'm sorta on Hannah and Marciano's sides... 🤮 #VanderpumpVilla

Ugh... Being stuck with Marciano this whole time because we have to have the "dadtok" confrontation... so fucking annoying. May we never see Marciano or Hannah again after this season... #VanderpumpVilla

Am I a little bit in love with Sam Vanderpump and his whole party?! Yup! #VanderpumpVilla

These mean girls are out of their league and they know it. That's why they look so fucking stupid. 😂😂😂 Kyle, Erika, and Sutton you are foolish and cruel. #rhobh

When they got nothing else, the go #rhobhMeanGirls and it's pathetic. Also, we don't need any of you, Kyle, Erika, and Sutton. Bye. #rhobh

3 episodes in and the #rhori ladies have me! Except Brynn 2.0, aka Rosie. She can go.

Crazy fucking Ashley from #TheBachelor? It's all making sense why this #rhori feels like a delusional fever dream.

E1 #rhori What am I even watching?!

#rhoa Drew is proof that someone can be a great actor and still be so unlikable as a reality star. #rhobh Kyle is proof that someone can be unlikable as a reality star and a terrible actor.

Drew and Angela still suck. #rhoa

Kelli and Shamea are posers. #rhoa

Wtaf Bravo? I have to sit through the #rhobh intro every single fucking episode, but E1 of the new season of #rhoa... None?!

Janet from #TheValley may be a bigger piece of shit than Kyle Richards #rhobh 😬

Kristen. If your therapist said "it's only 15 minutes of your day" to you... get the fuck away from that therapist immediately! #TheValley

#rhobh S16 cast (or no S16): Rachel Zoe Tilly Dorit Garcelle Erika Boz FOH: Sutton (for the deserved punishment) Kathy Hilton (to stick it even deeper to Kyle)

These women are fucking ridiculous, always, but especially this season. Dorit is always gonna Dorit, but she's 💯💯💯 right this season. And Queen Rachel Zoe sees it. #rhobh

Sutton, as vile Kyle's puppet, has always been pathetic, but without Garcelle, she's an absolute clown. You chose the wrong side, hunny bunny. Bye. #rhobh

Most legit evil, soulless reality TV personalities (current): Kyle Richards #rhobh Kim Plath #WelcomeToPlathville Robyn and Kody #SisterWives Janet #TheValley Angelica #VanderpumpRules Dakota #SLOMW Ashley and Stacey #rhop Larsa #rhom Lisa Barlow #rhoslc Patricia, Whitney, Salley #SouthernCharm

Kim to her friends and TLC: Hey, throw me a "roast" on the show but no one actually roast me, k? #WelcomeToPlathville

Phew. Kim is a monster. An abusive monster. #WelcomeToPlathville

Dorit is smart to get close to Boz and Rachel Zoe. Sutton and Erika are on a sinking ship with Kyle. #rhobh

Kyle is a bad friend. A bad sister. A bad person. It really is that simple. #rhobh

Kyle is a useless waste of space. She's stupid and arrogant and delusional. How she doesn't get what Dorit is saying, "stop talking behind my back!" Stop being a catty, calculated lying bitch. #rhobh

Kim doesn't want her children to be happy. Period. #WelcomeToPlathville

Ethan, Isaac, and Kim are true narcissists. Team Barry, Lydia, and Zach all the way. #WelcomeToPlathville

Kim is the root problem in this family. #WelcomeToPlathville

Did Moriah get a new face? #WelcomeToPlathville

I love seeing Ethan miserable. Karma's a bitch. #WelcomeToPlathville

Give me Schwartz and Lala over Janet any day! They've been idiots and problematic, but Janet is evil and dark. I don't want that shit in my face. #TheValley

At least Janet still looks as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. Such a dark soul. #TheValley

Me: Yay! #TheValley is back! Also me: Janet's still here? Ugh! Boooooooooo.

Idgaf about #rhobh Amanda sucks. Kyle continues to be a worthless POS. Erika and Sutton get so close to being worth watching, then fumble the bag with their Kyle ass-kissing. Dorit is better, but still Dorit. Boz is underwhelming. Rachel Zoe is the only one worth watching.

Craig gives a little AuDHD vibe. #SouthernCharm

Shut up Salley. You only stopped liking Craig when he rejected you. It's pathetic. You (and Venita) poke and poke and poke and poke and then go all victim. It's so dumb. Does it excuse Craig's behavior, no. But stop fucking poking! That's all you can control. #SouthernCharm

Austen and Salley are the problem. Not Craig. Not Venita. Tra-la-la! #SouthernCharm

Venita. Craig didn't do anything to you. You concoct beef to feel like a part of the group. And it is total bullshit that you are legitimately made to feel like you have to do that. You deserve better, but you're shooting yourself in the foot year after year. #SouthernCharm

Salley not only sucks as a human, woman, and friend, she's also insufferable, pathetic, and a total bitch. And completely unnecessary. The way she just behaved regarding Venita's mother was disgusting. And I think Venita has massive issues and is also unnecessary. Sorry. Not sorry. #SouthernCharm

At this point, I'm more into #VanderpumpRules and #SouthernCharm than ANY of the HWs, Bravo.

How much do you think they had to pay Logan to do THAT? 😂 #AgeOfAttraction