Capitalism and fascism make socialism and communism sound awesome, and Israel makes antisemitism sound like a reasonable position. Antisemitism is bullshit though. So Israel is causing problems on purpose. And it's a clown-ass world we live in, because that's too much nuance for public discourse.

Fatalism is redundant, pessimism is optional.

The unavoidable self-contradiction of people with hand-me-down shitty opinions believing they'd be in a position to meaningfully assert their intrinsic worth or usefulness to the bloodthirsty overlords in whatever totalitarian dystopia they're advocating this week.

A "God doesn't make mistakes" mf being told omniscience includes foreknowledge of every atrocity, and omnipotence includes the ability to prevent all suffering:

My hobbies include quasi-philosophical commentary on a wide range of interdisciplinary topics, and getting myself blocked on social media platforms by the social media management teams of people who could arguably be called celebrities.

The unmistakable facial expression of a Bodhisattva realizing they've reincarnated just in time to gain sentience during the rise of bare-faced fascism, and may survive long enough to reach adulthood as yet another "eternal empire" collapses under the weight of incurable hubris.

Among the palpably unserious things I'm not gonna miss about living in the usa, is I'm in zero danger of forgetting which side of some imaginary line I'm on. Because there's a frankly alarming number of flags.

I don't understand why people make fun of Jesus. If you don't think He was a real dude, then it's just a fictional story about a guy who got publicly tortured to death for days because He said, "Imperialists, theocrats, and rich dudes can go fuck themselves. They're not going to Heaven."

Democrats out here like, "If you'd voted for KAMALA then TRANS PEOPLE who were BORN IN THE USA would be able to DIE PROTECTING POPPY FIELDS IN AFGHANISTAN instead of WHERE I CAN SEE, and I.C.E. would be putting THE CHILDREN OF ASYLUM SEEKERS into OVERFLOW FACILITIES instead of CONCENTRATION CAMPS."

Talking to ai like "List all democratically elected fascist regimes deposed nonviolently." "That's a tricky question, dependent upon the murky definitions of words like fascism and democracy." "Okay then, list all countries attacked by Hamas." "Israel, which has attacked Hamas in many countries."

Writing black checks for research and development of any technology that could theoretically turn children into charred skeletons? Oops, turns out that wasn't a sound fiscal policy.

The names are ironic, because actually we're the good guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta authorize a Predator Drone spanking some civilians with a Hellfire Missile from a few klicks away in the sky.

The future is stupider than any serious person would dare to imagine.

There is no war. There is no enemy. We lied. This is a rescue mission.

"Fascism is bad," is a take that doesn't require further nuance actually.

You can be my judge and jury If i can be your headsman

There's no downside.

Don't listen to advice from your future selves. If they'd made good choices, then they wouldn't try to prevent themselves from existing. Your past selves, by contrast, are unclouded by the jaded nihilism which you've inflicted upon yourself via mistakes they've not yet made. Listen to them.

We are in a Hell of our own choosing.

"I'm the most loyal person you'll ever meet in your life, but if you cross me then you'll find out it took a lot of hardship for me to become peaceful, and there's a big difference between peaceful and harmless. We've had our ups and downs, but-" Like okay bro, goddamn, we get it, you smoke meth.

When the prequels revealed Sidious could see the future and the Jedi couldn't, Sith victory was revealed to have been entirely unavoidable all along. I still don't know what a "Force Diad" is supposed to be, but I'm offended enough I'll probably Google it one day.

When you think about it, being summarily executed by jackbooted assassins of a totalitarian regime is, kinda, a mercy to people who honestly believe humans deserve something better than the sum total result of all human choices which have been made. Not saying i wanna go out like that. But damn.

Outer Worlds 2 allows you to straight up murder any non-companion npc immediately. Which, oddly enough, is one aspect that makes the game feel more like an rpg than an fps.

Anyway, here's wonderwall.

"If you can't explain it to a child, then you don't understand it well enough," probably goes unfathomably hard if you're an adult with the cognitive capacity of a child.

People who use LLMs and procedural image generation software on purpose are complaining because it didn't snow on Christmas. Bad vibes. Real bad vibes.

Have you paused to consider all the ways in which "being ghosted by your family because you're vocally antifascist" could add convenience and luxury to your lifestyle, at a mere fraction of the cost one might expect to pay in today's hectic and fast-paced workaday world? Isn't it time you did?

Be silent, and prepare to receive my lucre.

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Revolution is violent. Not because revolutionaries are bloodthirsty maniacs who delight in suffering. But because people who are wicked and powerful will not peacefully relinquish their ability to feast on the innocent.

"Pseudointellectualism" is a word used more often by upset people who lack critical thinking skills, than when people who have relevant information discuss topics like Intelligence Quotient, binary gender stereotypes, or eugenics. So, as a civilization, we've got room for growth in a few areas.

It is 2025. Donald Trump is an awful person. He has become the president of the usa. It is 1982. I am born. It is 2015. Donald Trump is an awful person. He has become the president of the usa. It is 2026. First Lady Erika Vance seems to be convinced her newborn is Charlie Kirk's biological child.

[Doctor Manhattan voice] "It is December, 2025. People have realized Nicki Minaj is garbage. Once again, the general public is surprised."

Charles Xavier could decide everyone should be nice to each other, and then make it happen by thinking about it really hard, but instead he created an intergenerational disaster-bi polycule of marginalized people who punch bigots in the face. Choice is an illusion for babies who reject determinism.

Shout-out to whoever uninvited me from their Christmas party circa 2020 for saying I don't enjoy the company of people who support fascism. You the real mvp, thanks for being honest about your priorities.

Least plausible thing in the whole Bible is a dude having an entire dozen close good friends in his thirties without using his psychic powers for mind control.

Be the catalyst for situations where your useless shit-lib friends out themselves by using phrases like "identity politics" while threatening to call the cops on homeless disabled trans people in the rural midwest. Fuckin democrats. Merry Christmas

Be the reason why your local shit-head decides the vibes are rancid.

I'm as shocked as you are. Which is not at all.

Unpack your devotion to dedicated losers who encourage you to compromise with relentless horror. Start by asking who benefits from your complicity.

"Of COURSE Santa is real! Too many people would need to be in on it. Now, if we apply the same logic to the chupacabra, voting, Catholicism, the invisible hand of the free market, or-" [is ruthlessly dispatched off-panel by the local Police Department in conjunction with the F.B.I.]

Classic blunder. Prioritize loyalty over competence when putting people in charge of national defense and counter-espionage. So everyone with access to grok has access to EVERYTHING to which the Pentagon gave grok access.

As if Tony the Tiger wasn't already thirst trapping too hard.

I don't wanna harp on vaginal dessication, but the only thing drier than bennyshaps' doctorwife is Klandace Owens' meemaw's cornbread recipe.

Word of the day calendar says "spoony." Have some bardic inspiration:

Even the greatest gods of men are debased, as their veneration is reduced to a commodity.

Professor Brilliant Innovative Sickly Engineering Medicine Speech so yeah, fuck with me