Fresh Fade 🤟🏽

The Happiest of Trails ⛰️

I am such a tyrant 🤠

I got hired by Blatino Oasis to be a Jack’d Himbo 💪🏽🙂‍↔️

Latin Inches ™️

Laundry Day 🧍🏽‍♂️

Quick Update 🚴🏽‍♂️

Back at it again 💪🏽

It’s Brick 🧱

Back in the gym after 3 weeks of drunk gay puteria in Brazil 🇧🇷

Diamond Boy (DTM) 🌅

Delayed Happy New Year 🫶🏽🤎

Flying home for Christmas to surprise my family and decided to try first class for the first time in my life. The flight attendant was bringing me champagne when I opened twitter & a spread open zoomed in hairy asshole popped up on the screen. I do this to myself.

One thing the south does better is cost of living. Yes my rights might be stripped away one by one, but the food is cheaper, the apartments are luxurious for the price you’re spending, & it’s usually always warm. Other than my family that’s what I really miss 😭

Business Casual 👔

The Happiest Trail 🚶🏽‍♂️

Life imitates art.

Everyone’s so horny on here tonight… Bless

Honestly with this past episode of Dandadan Aira continues to surprise me. (Spoilers) Her actively taking a hit to her popularity to protect Momo was something I genuinely wasn’t expecting. This heart of gold is starting to make me root for her 😣

It was 🧱 🥶

Scrolling on Bluesky with a blunt is so much more calmer than on Twitter. I’ve encountered memes, anime loving communities, & butt. I couldn’t be happier.

Just Keep Breathing 🧖🏽‍♂️

I’ve really been living in nyc for over two years. Against all the odds. Proud of me.

It’s cold and I gotta bike to the gym… would it be crazy if I wore my shiesty on the bike?

Missed the gym, crushed some takis and sprinkled them across leftover Mac n cheese. Rolling a blunt too. Just needed this.

Almost posted butt on here, but remembered this page has my regular & my horny moots on here. So I’ll behave.

And if I say I cried the most for him? Because yes Elphaba had a sad life, but dragging him out the class kicking and Baa’ing??

a classic

Anybody still play dark souls 3 on ps4 or ps5? I wanna dive back in, but with a travel buddy 🥲

Distance

I’m in such a good space right now…. Please wait until the new year.

You ever watch a game play through on YouTube and get irrationally angry, bc you know you could play it better? It’s my own form of self torture..

Morning ☀️

Said I was gonna stop smoking weed for a week, then reuped, & bought Popeyes. There’s always next week… One step at a time.

Hello!?

Meaty Morning 💪🏽

What’s a pic that could be an album cover: I’d drop the most sensual, simp oriented, Mariah Carey esque male “Butterfly” album you’ve ever heard. Bringing back “begging for it” in male R&B.

So far my favorite thing about this app is that everyone is a lot more chill. No n*zis, no bots, no random lashings. This is nice 🥹

Outside by Mariah Carey is one of the best album finishers ever made. No I won’t debate this.

Hand crafted 🙂‍↕️

I’m a true lover, I have my faults, but I also like to have fun, but I will talk to a man crazy while holding a passion for him that burns like a thousand suns.

I’ve decided to distribute insanity and thirst traps in tandem. Prepare yourselves.

8. Touch Of My Hand 🧖🏽‍♂️

This is what it feels like trying to find all of my moots while simultaneously blocking all of my opps from the bird app.

Last night after a blunt I ordered the 2 sandwich, 2 wing box deal from Popeyes, & buried it under a full box of fries…. I woke up motionless

Mawnin 🧖🏽‍♂️

Deciding on if I post selfies… or if I post my unhinged thoughts… Since there’s only 1 profile I’ll do both?

Am I supposed to unleash the same chaos on here that I do on Twitter? I need a confirmation before I get started