We need the government to decrease the money they get in the Barnett Formula. Nobody needs to see this.

The United Reject Derby

Not sure why that pen didn’t get looked at by VAR. He seems to trip himself in all the angles we were shown.

This week I’ll be mainly wearing Danish Endurance. 🥶

55 international goals in 48 games for a country ranked 29th in World football.

Never seen anything like Haaland. Better footballers? Absolutely. Goalscorers at his age? He’s the best I’ve seen.

Just don’t get injured.

Genuinely sums the fuckers up.

Just watched the Troy Parrott interview. Would recommend. Why we love the game. Beautiful.

Orbán not being able to cosy up to Trump at the WC is superb.

That’s his job!

Lads gone to Milan to watch Italy v Norway on his own. At 21 I was married with a mortgage. The whole point of experience is to pass it on to your kids. Good lad.

Portugal showing how much of a threat they could be in the WC without Ronaldo. Will take a brave man to drop him and Martinez isn’t him.

I see Trump has fucked up the hemp/CBD businesses in the US of A by banning anything over 0.4mg of THC per container. Those gummies are illegal. He’s just fucked up half his grifter base. Looks like “big pharma” won.

Greece making a souvlaki out of this Scotland team.

Keep reading that Ronaldo could miss the first 2 games of the WC. As if FIFA would allow that to happen. “Can’t we just think of the commercial deals!”

Post an image that will always make you laugh.

Things you love to see!

Love the guy and he deserves to play in a WC. Swap him + £10m for Marc Guéhi.

Well deserved. He’s been brilliant and obviously very coachable.

Classic

It’s around this time of year when you start thinking about a new coat for away days. Handsfree this.

Flu jab blues!

That’s actually the angle that shows why he’s offside and interfering. Couldn’t be clearer.

Has Pep coached the skill and expression out of Doku yet? 🤨

Spending loadsa money when you’re already champions ensures you keep right at the top. I was told.

The worst champions evoh! Spent a fortune and got worse. Stuff of dreams.

Should have turned it off but still great to see Spursy too.

Walked in the house 10 minutes ago from Ringway and turned the football on. Thank me later.

Brighton fans being asked to come to Manchester on a Wednesday night, the first week back at work after the Christmas period is a shocker.

Shite

This isn’t the first time, nor will it be the last, that young women and men in the army feel the only way out is to kill themselves. Usually as a result of sexual assaults and extreme bullying. No flag shaggers outside army barracks though. #TwoTierOutrage www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...

Just heard “Selhurst Park is one of the iconic stadiums of the Premier League”.

Andrew (like to be formal) has been rightly stripped of his titles and most of his privileges for his actions and connections to Epstein. Maxwell is in prison. Trump is the President of the USA. Mad how it all works out.

There are lots of old aged, working class turkeys that will be voting for Christmas whilst wearing a Reform blindfold.

Just seen that Liverpool squad he put out tonight. He’s thrown it in there. Looks a ridiculous decision.

David Phillips on co commentary?

In the bag.

“Two keepers….”

No way. Jose?

🇯🇴 Only 4 days before I go trekking from Amman to Petra. Getting really excited. A group of us are doing it for Girls Out Loud Charity. We are paying all our own expenses and every penny we raise will be going to the charity. If you would like to donate send me a DM and I’ll send you a link. Ta

Was the best Left Back ever to play for us for 40 years. Ask yer dad.

Disappointing yesterday but looking over on X some City fans are behaving like we’ve not won a game for a month. We got beat yesterday ending a 9 game unbeaten run. We have been in this position countless times at this point of a season so always best to wait a bit before losing your shit. Again.

If you’re going through that team performance today and criticising players and never mention Foden, not sure what you’ve been watching.

Midfield non existent today. No quality on the ball and lack of work off it.

Midfield is slow getting back to help the defence. Not tracking the Villa runners.

At last. Some sensible advice about health and stopping people from getting stressed about it. Don't obsess over 8 hours sleep: Health tips from the BBC's twin doctors www.bbc.com/news/article...

And how did that turn out?

Liverpool spending north of £350m in the summer after winning the title and being so poor shows that if City would have spent big in summer of 24/25 we would still not necessarily have been in contention. Nothing is nailed on in The Association.

Loads of “Is This The Worst Title Defence In Premier League History?” articles tomorrow* *There won’t be