Due to life, I can only afford Christmas gifts for my immediate household. In laws, siblings, hell even my parents will be getting a text/phone call n dassit

Good morning to everyone that has to leave the house to clock in today. Stay warm! -sips coffee in my WFH blanket-

Woke up looking at wedding venues

It’s the first of December and I have not a one Christmas gift ordered

Midas whale go warm up a slice of apple pie if ima be awake for no damn reason

Up…at 2am…. 😒

Makes coffee Open fridge See No creamer

Sausage and coffee. Breakfast of a working SAHM lol

This DIY hair life is not for the weak. I started braiding my hair at 10:30p Sunday night and finished at 10:35p last night. I look cute again, but my fingers and back are killing me. Shoutout to the African braid shops out there. Idk how yall do it, but yall the MVP frfr

Morning

Happy Friday! Nigga we made it! ☀️

Mood

Just finished a book after years of not having anything to read. Now I’m plotting how to get back to the store for more and which account I can use as my secret book buying one

Aight so boom. It’s been a while since I had a pedicure. Just found a spot by my new place and when I said yes after she asked if I wanted my nails cut down, I could’ve sworn she said “good”

Fuckin damn time change got me up at 5 damn 30 😡

Nov 1st = Getting the tree out of storage tomorrow and thrifting for more decorations. In the words of Mariah Carey, “it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!”

I know we black listed Target but if I order something from them and use the drive up pick up option, that’s acceptable or no?

Tryna see how I can set up my desk to have work on one laptop and Sims on the other…

Morning

Did I wake up at 3:30a just to order my grocery delivery? And did!

THE Toni Braxton said, “you fuckin with a heavyweight!” And I felt that shit

Mood. Morning

It’s Wednesday. Thank you Lordt we’re almost done

My child don’t like her hair down so she been running round looking like Heat Miser for the past 3 days

Trying to multitask (answer work calls, start dinner, cook lunch, tend to a toddler) and I damn near cut my finger off. Maybe I should sit down for a minute

I miss my Sims game. Might have to open that when I get off this afternoon

I opened my pantry and stared at the cereal boxes wishing I could open the Frosted Flakes but I just opened the lucky charms yesterday. Then I remembered I’m grown and this is my kitchen and I have free will.

But morning or whatev

Nah this weekend went by too fast. Ain’t no way it’s Monday already

Got a slight stuffy nose. Nothing i can’t manage but I feel I might just up the ante a bit today so the feeonsay can watch the kid and I can be left alone

You know it’s been a day at work when you and your partner are planning the night by sending each other drinking gifs

Happy Thursday

I gotta clock in at 8 and every morning at 7:59, my stomach rebels 😩

Good morning or whatever

I WFH and my office is down the hall I don’t have to be there til 8 Why I been up since 6?!

Also, I’m bout ready to put my tree up and start decorating for the snowy holiday

From 10th grade til age 34, I thought I was 5’4 1/2 Come to find out, I’m actually 5 fuckin 5… would you look at GAWD!!

Lazy Sunday. GM

PMS be like “just eat chips and pound cake for dinner” So I did

IKYFL!!

Burning incense while Saturday morning cleaning, *chefs kiss*

It’s Saturday and my man is in the kitchen eating leftovers at 6am being loud AF… Sir…what in the hell for why???

If Atlanta was what it used to be, I’d move back without a second thought

life is life’ ing rn