I will never emotionally recover from this 🤣

Katamari Yee-Haw-Shi, doo dee doo doo~~

Me, hauling groceries to my car: .... The Bald Eagle perched about 40 feet away: *EXISTS MAJESTICALLY* Me, under my breath: ...'Murica.

Yeesh, I sure do have a lot of pending Steam updates-.... oh.

I explained how gacha works and what C6 is to Cheng on stream today, then when I was at the mart after stream I impulse bought a Genshin Impact badge blindbox at checkout and essentially won the gacha. Hope my luck continues straight to Zhong Li's rerun banner. Thanks Cheng! 🤣

Is it though, Steam? Is it really though? 🤣

Alright friends, here's my grand list of Next Fest winners! *Agreeee: The TOS plays you *Shoe It All!: Precision shoe-throwing action *Many Mini Typing Games: Mavis Beacon? I don't know her. *RITA: You're right, I did already shill this in a previous tweet

"Game with Balls" looks like it'd be a genuinely interesting experience, uses the gyro-whatever of the Steam Deck for controls. Someone with a Steam Deck let me know how it is so I can live vicariously through you 🤣

Normally I wait to the end of Next Fest to post my finds, but please go try RITA if you like puzzle games. It starts out simple to ease you in, but I imagine the full game will have some head scratchers🥰

Oh god, it's even worse when I go to the "For You" tab. Steam really do be like "SO I HEARD YOU LIKE SOLITAIRE?!" 🤣

Dangit, I recently bought a few solitaire games to DEFINITELY NOT PLAY AT WORK and now that's all Steam is recommending for me for Next Fest. I played myself 🤣

As promised, cookies made with Tricky Cricky Cricket Cookie Mix! The flour sure is... cricketful! I swear, they're waaaaaaay more appetizing than they look, I just... don't know how to keep the dough from spreading. Maybe I should make them in cupcake trays🤣

I kind of just want to spend my days playing video games and painting pottery 😭

Some of y'all don't know what peak gameplay looks like and it really shows. Go to hotel, pet cat. Lies of P: Overture, 10/10, game of the year, I will accept no counter-arguments.

Just came back from watching Primitive War and it was an absolute blast, so glad I saw it on the big screen instead of waiting for streaming! They did such a good job on the dinosaurs, A+, 10 out of 10, no notes. Please see my artistic rendering of my experience 🤣

The demo for The Lonesome Guild was so good! Winsome has joined the Lonesomes! 🥰

If y'all like your Kingsfield to be neon-lit, give this demo for Does the Moon Dream a shot! I had a grand old time (even though it took me an embarrassingly long time to get past that one blocking section in the demo...) 🤣 store.steampowered.com/app/3122000/...

Please, pleeeeeease SquareEnix, I just want to wear Wolfseye. It already has ears! IT ALREADY HAS EARS

Hi! Hello! These Steam demos are worth your time!

I wonder who Marvelous' favorite is... 🤣

Dangit, Frankie the Math Man, where were you when I needed you in high school?!

Oh, I see that SquareEnix has chosen violence for Moonfire Faire this year...

Might I interest you in an aesthetically pleasing Game Night shelf? 🥰

Me, muttering to myself while replaying Ratshaker: "Rat shaker, rat shaker, rat shaker, rat. Rat, rat, rat, rat, rat." The Amazon app on my phone, which is absolutely ALWAYS listening: "Say girl, have we found the deal for you!"

Yes, my friends, it's true... I finally brought the derpy velociraptor mount home and I could not be happier 😭

Another Steam Next Fest down, so here's my winners, in my humble, unbiased opinion! Date Everything - A passionate affair with the A/C Soul Nexus - A dash of existential dread in your text adventure Gecko Gods - Dedicated blep button. Letters to Arralla - Jiggly veggie cake physics.

Chopper looks like he could be lured into a trap with just an orange marmalade sandwich 🤣

Yeesh, Sony really do be hitting that AI slop hard on the PS store these days, drowning in shoed sharks and sentient... logs? 🤣

My mom, visiting for Mother's Day: What's that? Me: What's what? Mom: That... thing on the couch? That thing on the Couch:

My bear paw, when I first got it: I like this pot! My bear paw, five years later: I like this entire shelf! My bear paw, 40 years in the future: i LiKe THis wHOle hoUSe!

The great thing about having a super terrible memory is sometimes you forget you pre-ordered a game and it shows up as a pleasant surprise just in time for the weekend 🥰

After four hours with the "Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon" PS5 demo, my only question is... can Q2 release date be April and not May or June? Please and thank you. 🥰

Decided to dig into my "kit" drawer and finally build all the kits I've been adding to it for years (a kit backlog?!), starting with... Pac Man! These pieces are so teenie-weenie, what is this, Legos for ants?

That moment when I have to make myself a starter kit to play "The Roottrees are Dead." All I'm missing is a cork board, pins, and red yarn 🤣

Learn a lil' something today! 🥰

Okay, so it's not part of Next Fest, but I just tried Crystal Project and it's a heck of a good time. I like how there's a whole lot of verticality and secrets to find if you're reeeeally determined and good at parkour

Saw a Next Fest recommendation by @dodoot.bsky.social and they were absolutely correct! Tall Trails gives me the same cozy vibe I had playing Katamari Damacy. He's just a little guy, trying to find his purpose!

Here it is, I have it, it's the list of the best demos from Steam Next Fest in my humble, completely unbiased opinion:

This is my new, most favorite magical girl! Bonus points if you can figure out why! 🤣

Huh, now where have I seen this Kroger pinterest ad before? I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh well, back to playing Mouthwashing 🤣

Squeakross has the jokes. Also, my rat is adorable store.steampowered.com/app/2871440 🥰

Who needs a space heater when you have a four-year-old PC trying its very, very best to run Avowed on "HIGH" graphic settings 🤣

The Four Horsemen of "Why I Can't Finish Any Games in my Backlog" 😭

Happy 4th Streamaversary! Behold, the cake that chat built! Here's to many more years~ 🥰

Once again, my mom knocks my birthday cake out of the park! She said the head kept tipping over so she put it to the side instead. 😂

Behold! My snow son!

Rawr!

Dear SquareEnix , if you wanted to make the next FFXIV expansion just the entirety of FFXI all over again, I would be down. I darn near cried going through the First Walk, it was weirdly like coming home

Happy New Year! With 2024 wrapped up, I can definitively say that my GotY is... Killer Frequency! If you haven't played it yet, give it a shot, go in blind!

I've been really good this year, please? 😭