I kind of just want to spend my days playing video games and painting pottery 😭

Some of y'all don't know what peak gameplay looks like and it really shows. Go to hotel, pet cat. Lies of P: Overture, 10/10, game of the year, I will accept no counter-arguments.

Just came back from watching Primitive War and it was an absolute blast, so glad I saw it on the big screen instead of waiting for streaming! They did such a good job on the dinosaurs, A+, 10 out of 10, no notes. Please see my artistic rendering of my experience 🤣

The demo for The Lonesome Guild was so good! Winsome has joined the Lonesomes! 🥰

If y'all like your Kingsfield to be neon-lit, give this demo for Does the Moon Dream a shot! I had a grand old time (even though it took me an embarrassingly long time to get past that one blocking section in the demo...) 🤣 store.steampowered.com/app/3122000/...

Please, pleeeeeease SquareEnix, I just want to wear Wolfseye. It already has ears! IT ALREADY HAS EARS

Hi! Hello! These Steam demos are worth your time!

I wonder who Marvelous' favorite is... 🤣

Dangit, Frankie the Math Man, where were you when I needed you in high school?!

Oh, I see that SquareEnix has chosen violence for Moonfire Faire this year...

Might I interest you in an aesthetically pleasing Game Night shelf? 🥰

Me, muttering to myself while replaying Ratshaker: "Rat shaker, rat shaker, rat shaker, rat. Rat, rat, rat, rat, rat." The Amazon app on my phone, which is absolutely ALWAYS listening: "Say girl, have we found the deal for you!"

Yes, my friends, it's true... I finally brought the derpy velociraptor mount home and I could not be happier 😭

Another Steam Next Fest down, so here's my winners, in my humble, unbiased opinion! Date Everything - A passionate affair with the A/C Soul Nexus - A dash of existential dread in your text adventure Gecko Gods - Dedicated blep button. Letters to Arralla - Jiggly veggie cake physics.

Chopper looks like he could be lured into a trap with just an orange marmalade sandwich 🤣

Yeesh, Sony really do be hitting that AI slop hard on the PS store these days, drowning in shoed sharks and sentient... logs? 🤣

My mom, visiting for Mother's Day: What's that? Me: What's what? Mom: That... thing on the couch? That thing on the Couch:

My bear paw, when I first got it: I like this pot! My bear paw, five years later: I like this entire shelf! My bear paw, 40 years in the future: i LiKe THis wHOle hoUSe!

The great thing about having a super terrible memory is sometimes you forget you pre-ordered a game and it shows up as a pleasant surprise just in time for the weekend 🥰

After four hours with the "Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon" PS5 demo, my only question is... can Q2 release date be April and not May or June? Please and thank you. 🥰

Decided to dig into my "kit" drawer and finally build all the kits I've been adding to it for years (a kit backlog?!), starting with... Pac Man! These pieces are so teenie-weenie, what is this, Legos for ants?

That moment when I have to make myself a starter kit to play "The Roottrees are Dead." All I'm missing is a cork board, pins, and red yarn 🤣

Learn a lil' something today! 🥰

Okay, so it's not part of Next Fest, but I just tried Crystal Project and it's a heck of a good time. I like how there's a whole lot of verticality and secrets to find if you're reeeeally determined and good at parkour

Saw a Next Fest recommendation by @dodoot.bsky.social and they were absolutely correct! Tall Trails gives me the same cozy vibe I had playing Katamari Damacy. He's just a little guy, trying to find his purpose!

Here it is, I have it, it's the list of the best demos from Steam Next Fest in my humble, completely unbiased opinion:

This is my new, most favorite magical girl! Bonus points if you can figure out why! 🤣

Huh, now where have I seen this Kroger pinterest ad before? I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh well, back to playing Mouthwashing 🤣

Squeakross has the jokes. Also, my rat is adorable store.steampowered.com/app/2871440 🥰

Who needs a space heater when you have a four-year-old PC trying its very, very best to run Avowed on "HIGH" graphic settings 🤣

The Four Horsemen of "Why I Can't Finish Any Games in my Backlog" 😭

Happy 4th Streamaversary! Behold, the cake that chat built! Here's to many more years~ 🥰

Once again, my mom knocks my birthday cake out of the park! She said the head kept tipping over so she put it to the side instead. 😂

Behold! My snow son!

Rawr!

Dear SquareEnix , if you wanted to make the next FFXIV expansion just the entirety of FFXI all over again, I would be down. I darn near cried going through the First Walk, it was weirdly like coming home

Happy New Year! With 2024 wrapped up, I can definitively say that my GotY is... Killer Frequency! If you haven't played it yet, give it a shot, go in blind!

I've been really good this year, please? 😭

I'm so proud of these Scapegoat (and undercover Kuriboh) headphones, I will cry baby Jesus tears if my brother doesn't like them 😭

Long lost twin?!

As per tradition, FromSoftware continues to make extremely bad online co-op choices 🤣

Me: Ahhh, time to kick back and see what this new cozy dress-up game is all about! Infinity Nikki: So I heard you liked Elden Ring...

Awwwwwww yeeeeeeah, it's Southern Comfort month, baybee! I've missed you so much 😭

What's that? You're saying I used the Steam Awards to curate a list of 2024 games I liked? No, no, these games will all definitely win awards. You can call your bookie with these predictions.

Make sure you change the language default if you want to see cool stuff from other countries!

So apparently there's this whole genre of gaming called "anomaly hunting" that I'm only just learning about and holy heck, The Ten Bells is a riot! Definitely riding that jumpscare endorphin high 🤣

I genuinely love how as a species we all just all uniformly decided that dwarves are all about gemstones, gold, amalgamations of Norse/1920's art deco, and Soviet Era brutalist bas reliefs. Like, it's just such a prevalent combo that anything else would feel wildly out of place and OOC🤣

Ah, yes, Five Below, your one stop shop for photo-realistic exotic fruit stress balls, a dilophosaurus on a motorcycle, Lurky, and... the Egyptian book of the dead? 🤣

For #fossilfriday here's my Ladonia finds! I don't know what any of these are, but I sure got a lot of them!

I am so excited for patch 7.1, but also... my heart hurts a bit seeing Jeuno smashed to bits 😭