Alan Wrench
@anarchodadbod.bsky.social
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Hudson Valley Hog Wraggler
Watching Euphoria for the first time. Who doesn’t want to eat a warm pretzel while on molly?
17 days ago
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People on twitter are trying to shame the drunk driving caucus. I thought woke was back…
about 1 month ago
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I’ve been using it as opening word since 2021 and I refuse to change. Always lead with the penis
about 2 months ago
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Hangman is coming. That’s why he’s our Ace
about 2 months ago
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At the diner by my house and they’re playing Miles Davis, I’m about to cry into my home fries and mimosa.
4 months ago
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The cool thing about being depressed at the end of summer and not being able to eat is that I’m going to look like a sexy beast in short shorts and a four sided long sleeve/hockey jersey this fall.
5 months ago
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Working a wedding party right now and there’s a lot of white line dancing to the Cupid Shuffle right now.
6 months ago
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I’ve never felt so connected to a character when Peggy Hill sang Enya while having a panic attack a hospital.
6 months ago
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Now that Hangman is once again the People’s Ace I hope he brings back this look.
7 months ago
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Hangman is OUR ace.
7 months ago
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Restarting my duolingo practices just so I can say “Stop touching my hog!” in different languages at bars I go to.
8 months ago
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The second half of this night is so bad that even a Stone Cold segment was hard to stomach.
10 months ago
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Paul vs Styles: Loser can’t use slurs anymore match.
10 months ago
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Waiting your whole career to main event WrestleMania just to have it end up being mediocre
10 months ago
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I’ve noticed how the cybertruck that used to park near the bar I work at hasn’t been around for the past few weeks.
11 months ago
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I’m about to convince everyone at the bar tonight is daylights saving so I can close early.
11 months ago
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Sir, you are over fifty. Why are playing Imagine Dragons on your phone in my bar?
11 months ago
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Kim Kelly
about 1 year ago
🚨 ALL OUT FOR WORKERS’ RIGHTS! Tomorrow in D.C. show up and show out!! 🚨
add a skeleton here at some point
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Nothing quite like puking in freshly fallen snow
about 1 year ago
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Since getting rid of Facebook and cutting back on social media in general, I miss all of the Street Fight Sweeties.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Eveytime I come back to this account I have a new Carrie Underwood account following me. Bluesky really is more polite.
about 1 year ago
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It’s karaoke night at the bar down the street from my house. A Beatles Guy is talking to me.
about 1 year ago
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There’s a Grateful Dead night at the bar I work at tonight. Everyone is impressed by my knowledge of Dead “Culture” and it’s totally because of Guys.
about 1 year ago
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There are far too many people in sweat pants in this bar right now.
about 1 year ago
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DG NEW YORK HARDCORE BEST WRESTLER
about 1 year ago
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Hangman/switchblade could happen every ppv and I’d be happy
about 1 year ago
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I caught a temporary ban on twitter for making fun of Marianne Williamson support RFK Jr. I still hope her orbs break.
about 1 year ago
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So like, we’re not allowed to be mean on this right but full hog is okay?
about 1 year ago
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Guess I’m going to try and use this
about 1 year ago
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