pony charm level: expert. be #horsie!

black stripes strike, white stripes answer. more zebras here: i-can-draw-a-horse.com/zebras/ if you’re already on the site, neigh is just a small thank-you to the artist. otherwise it feels like i’m neighing at my own zebras, and that hardly fuels inspiration :D be #horsie!

this zebra refused to stay in black & white so she borrowed every colour of the rainbow. she says the rest of the herd is waiting here: i-can-draw-a-horse.com/zebras be #horsie #zebras

do you love zebras as much as i do? some stand alone in striped silence, others clash in monochrome battles. all of them are wild, free, and beautifully untamed. i-can-draw-a-horse.com/zebras be #horsie #zebras

when in a dream someone said ‘horse’. p.s. don't forget that everyhorsie can have a little piece of my horsie meadow by crossing tails with me. i-can-draw-a-horse.com/cross-tail/ be #horsie!

this horse’s heart rate just invented a new bpm. be #horsie!

eye contact established. please initiate treat protocol. and kind remainder that we can cross the tails. let's neigh! i-can-draw-a-horse.com/cross-tail/ be #horsie!

the doppler effect makes my thoughts higher-pitched as i approach. be #horsie! p.s. dear herdies, more than one pasture awaits. ask cookie the wisdom mare, see what kind of horse you are today, cross tails by post, or race a pony on the 404 page. the meadow’s always open: i-can-draw-a-horse.com

let's cross tails with someone else? the postcard will be different. probably. but it's not certain. be #horsie!

trajectory slightly curved due to opinions in the left hind leg. p.s. for now, the i-can-draw-a-horse.com/what-kind-of... doesn’t yet limit you to one reading every 24 h. feel free to test it out and send any bugs, butterflies, dragonflies my way. the limit will be added soon. be #horsie!

locomotion is a delicate art, especially when all four hooves have opinions. be #horsie!

once upon a time, a horse tried to send a cloud. the post office refused. so he started sending postcards instead. i feel like that horse. every month i send a few just because, but i don’t know who or where. for now, i call it 'cross-tail'. intertwining tails by post. link in comments

the big bang was not so loud compared to its neigh. be #horsie!

opposing hypotheses. shared conclusion: flies are annoying. oh, and there’s always one more horse on my website than here :) be #horsie!

the sun descends beyond the visible horizon at approximately 15 degrees per hour. i don’t know why you’d need to know that, but i felt like sharing it. be #horsie!

my legs prefer evening: fewer flies, more thinking. be #horsie!

in the moments when the sun touches the earth, i know — my freedom is measured not in steps, but in units of distance, preferably in the si system. be #horsie

no conclusions, just mutual rearrangement. be #horsie!

neigh my dear followherd! and welcome snore to any ponyheart! this is 80% horse, 20% statistical doubt. still beautiful. be #horsie!

hello, my #followherd (yup that's you, my followers) hi to every #hoofmate who sees the horse first. hi to every #ponyheart who slows down near a mane. hi to the quiet #herdies, soft and slightly mythical. maybe you’re all three. maybe none. either way i’m glad you exist. be #horsie

isaac newton didn’t account for this kind of hesitation... be #horsie!

cookie said the air was full of interest. the numbers confirm: one hundred percent of nothing. this is a sign. i must send postcards. they carry prophecies. and sand. possibly hay. if you want one, dm me your address. i’ll send it by royal mare— oops, mail. anywhere on this planet. be #horsie!

one ear’s been on mute since the '00s. a virus muted the other. two weeks in full silent mode. meanwhile new equipment at work. i taught them to behave. horsies paused. whispers paused. cookie says: silence is just loudness facing the wrong way. be #horsie!

she whispers, i print. universe listens. 4 postcards: 1 truth, 2 copies, 1 blank for your personal delusions. normally £12.99 — now £4.99 for just a few days. you snooze, you neigh. i-can-draw-a-horse.com/the-mares-wh... #horsie

meet cookie. a mare wise beyond her mane. she might share secrets if you listen. advice wrapped in riddles & hay dust. stay tuned. page magic in progress — will neigh when ready. cookie’s got your back. be #horsie!

damn. still haven’t added more drawings to my website. also no fresh nonsense in the shop yet. but hey — i’m making a new page to entertain your noble eyeballs. guess what it’s gonna be, based on what i’m drawing now. will be ready soon. definitely this year. probably. be #horsie!

get lost. no really. i drew a 404 game. with a pony. you don’t even have to type /404. try /your-secret-dream instead. it might not be there. but then again — it might jump. i-can-draw-a-horse.com/404 be #horsie!

i'm a little tired of doing things that i don't know how to do. i spend all my free time understanding and studying what people who are trained and love it — do in hours. but when i do it, i'll definitely brag about it. i'm trying for you :) be #horsie!

smile as best you can and be #horsie!

experience all the hardships of being an artist :) I have a drawing app on my page. draw a horse, саве it and post it in the comments. let's go! 🐴 i-can-draw-a-horse.com/draw-your-ow... be #horsie!

i rebuilt my website. it still has horses. badly drawn ones. i’ll be adding more drawings. and useless products. explore, spiral, judge: i-can-draw-a-horse.com feedback welcome. or just neigh gently into the void. and be #horsie!

Three horses debating whether clouds taste like marshmallows Be #horsie!

Every Easter, horses gather in abandoned trainstations wearing lace cravats and monocles, reciting haikus about mud while sipping lukewarm ceremonial Earl Grey from hollowed-out turnips. And usually they just ignore me... Be #horsie!

Be #horsie! and try to keep calm

These guys clearly agreed on something! Be #horsie!

So, I'm close to finishing the move :) In a few weeks I'll start posting more frequently to keep you #horsie!

More and more often it seems to me that I have hit some kind of wall. And I am in the dark and with my eyes closed. Let these guys shine neon lights at me. Be #horsie and don't give up! Glory to Ukraine! Слава Україні!

Ah this wonderful world... how you piss me off... but horses! even the most terrible of them is better than many people. So be #horsie!

Be #horsie!

Sorry for posting pictures so rarely. I'm in the process of moving and it takes almost everything from me: strength, time, desire, money... 😁 Be #horsie!

You weren't expecting me? But I came! Be #horsie!

Did you know that you can on ko-fi or on buymeacoffee you can buy a carrot for these guys? It's not necessary, and you can just like them! Be #horsie!

Be #horsie!

I came to tell you fnort fnnff! Be #hirsie!

Be #horsie!

Follow me! Be #horsie!

Be #horsie!

Be #horsie!

Do you have carrots? No? What if I find one? Be #horsie!

Pro in ignoring Be #horsie!