twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now

i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos

every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit

praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue

i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore

central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning

fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!

even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality

between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year

what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then

oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition

well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket

FAVE FOUR OF THE YEAR IS UP

the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site

i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬

we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’

the sauce was a little watery

a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine

man this would be better on twitter but whatever

what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake

KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!

the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP

I JUST GOT MY FIRST MOTORCYCLE

3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month

the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift

a Japanese tourist once told me to drink hot water or tea after eating junk food/fatty meals. i do it every time i get fast food

hey hey its me and my nephew

ive had half a bottle of merlot tonight and i’m ready for love

i had a dream i was in a film noir and i was fighting Alan Ladd… that boy can scrap

dark Beyoncé… you WILL break my soul

istg covid made me weaker. before i could run 2 miles easy and now i can barely get further than 1. whatever, i’ll get there again

i am NEVER going to the gym on a friday night again. i am a MORNING gym patron

i miss twitter but theres no chance in hell i’m going back

weight lifting is a lot like black magic in the sense that it drains your bodies life force in the beginning but after a few months, you attain power like you’ve never known before

ACAB includes therapists

i want some Dominican food so bad rn 😥

every move i make is done so i can become a Real Lover

i have GOT to smoke a blunt w Bad Gyal 😩

went to the gym for the first time since recovery from covid. shit was rough

i should start smoking cigarettes again just to look cool

for me, every night is a Dark Night of the Soul

a motorcycle would heal me

i went on an impromptu trip to Yosemite today

Raymond Burr was one thicc bih

We don’t have video so you’ll have to look it up yourself but in honor of no-nut November let us reflect upon Ernest Borgnine’s appearance on the Fox News morning show where, after being asked how he seems so energetic for his age, leans over like he’s gonna whisper but says “I MASTURBATE ALOT”

kill for me so i know its real

realigning my chanclas

it is my birthday

also recently discovered a pic from when i was jacked

at long last i have recovery an image of a thumbnail in which i am riding the Charging Bull in downtown manhattan