Jake šµšø
@jacquesesposti.bsky.social
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former dilemma haver... lover of old hollywood, future Mustang driver
twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - canāt follow, canāt post, canāt like. just an abysmally stupid app now
almost 2 years ago
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i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously⦠Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos
almost 2 years ago
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every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where iām like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit
almost 2 years ago
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praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue
almost 2 years ago
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iām starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i wonāt pursue acting anymore
almost 2 years ago
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central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning
almost 2 years ago
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fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!
almost 2 years ago
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even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an āi hate kidsā mentality
almost 2 years ago
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between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year
almost 2 years ago
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what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then
almost 2 years ago
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oh yeah, hereās my ā87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition
almost 2 years ago
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well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket
almost 2 years ago
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FAVE FOUR OF THE YEAR IS UP
almost 2 years ago
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the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site
almost 2 years ago
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i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal š¬
almost 2 years ago
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we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ācinematographyā
almost 2 years ago
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the sauce was a little watery
add a skeleton here at some point
almost 2 years ago
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a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine
almost 2 years ago
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man this would be better on twitter but whatever
almost 2 years ago
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what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died⦠everythingās coming up Jake
almost 2 years ago
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KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
almost 2 years ago
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the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP
almost 2 years ago
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I JUST GOT MY FIRST MOTORCYCLE
almost 2 years ago
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3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. iām 95% this is because i caught covid last month
almost 2 years ago
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the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift
almost 2 years ago
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a Japanese tourist once told me to drink hot water or tea after eating junk food/fatty meals. i do it every time i get fast food
add a skeleton here at some point
almost 2 years ago
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hey hey its me and my nephew
almost 2 years ago
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ive had half a bottle of merlot tonight and iām ready for love
almost 2 years ago
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i had a dream i was in a film noir and i was fighting Alan Ladd⦠that boy can scrap
almost 2 years ago
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dark Beyoncé⦠you WILL break my soul
almost 2 years ago
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istg covid made me weaker. before i could run 2 miles easy and now i can barely get further than 1. whatever, iāll get there again
almost 2 years ago
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i am NEVER going to the gym on a friday night again. i am a MORNING gym patron
almost 2 years ago
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i miss twitter but theres no chance in hell iām going back
almost 2 years ago
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weight lifting is a lot like black magic in the sense that it drains your bodies life force in the beginning but after a few months, you attain power like youāve never known before
almost 2 years ago
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ACAB includes therapists
almost 2 years ago
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i want some Dominican food so bad rn š„
almost 2 years ago
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every move i make is done so i can become a Real Lover
almost 2 years ago
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i have GOT to smoke a blunt w Bad Gyal š©
about 2 years ago
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went to the gym for the first time since recovery from covid. shit was rough
about 2 years ago
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i should start smoking cigarettes again just to look cool
about 2 years ago
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for me, every night is a Dark Night of the Soul
about 2 years ago
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a motorcycle would heal me
about 2 years ago
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i went on an impromptu trip to Yosemite today
about 2 years ago
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Raymond Burr was one thicc bih
about 2 years ago
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reposted by
Jake šµšø
Brendel
about 2 years ago
We donāt have video so youāll have to look it up yourself but in honor of no-nut November let us reflect upon Ernest Borgnineās appearance on the Fox News morning show where, after being asked how he seems so energetic for his age, leans over like heās gonna whisper but says āI MASTURBATE ALOTā
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kill for me so i know its real
about 2 years ago
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realigning my chanclas
about 2 years ago
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it is my birthday
about 2 years ago
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also recently discovered a pic from when i was jacked
about 2 years ago
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at long last i have recovery an image of a thumbnail in which i am riding the Charging Bull in downtown manhattan
about 2 years ago
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