It’s January 3rd. Can we just have like 1 fucking week without something unprecedented and nakedly illegal, I’m so tired.

The boyf and I went to this New Year’s party hosted by our swinger friends (yes that is how we know them) the host has a type, bisexual record guys. Was trying not to be too 👀🥵 but it’s either 0 or 100% and I’m so uncalibrated

I need NEED a cup of the most acrid, bitter, caustic, paint-thinning iced coffee with a splash of oatmilk rn or I’m going to lose my physical form and melt into a puddle of goo

We’re watching jeopardy on some local channel, so many small town ads. Adorable

“Why don’t you have a secluded cottage on a lake in Canada?”

Currently charging my car in rural Maine on the way to my partner’s quaint little hometown to see him and his fam. I personally have zero connection to where I grew up aside from painful and embarrassing memories lol Kind of nice to experience a wholesome hometown experience vicariously

I would like thank all the therapists, including my own, who will be spending the upcoming few months cleaning up the fallout from heated rivalry

That t.A.T.u album from 2002 still slaps