I don't think we appreciate the fact that one can go to the supermarket and buy a whole pack of gizzards enough.

Ladies, gentlemen, ALL Ugandans in the country and in the diaspora, my name is Yvonne Mpambara and I am for Presidency of the Republic of Uganda 2026 - 2031. Dear Ugandans, we have to #ShiftThePower and challenge Uganda’s Political Culture & end this old game of politics. #MadamPresident2026

The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field. Have a great week.

You ever sit in a meeting and think, 'This should have been a fist fight?"

What starts with "W", ends with a "T" and has two letters in the middle.

Conversations with people about 10 years older than you are underrated. You’re close enough in age that they still understand you, but they’ve got just enough distance to see things with more clarity. It’s like getting perspective without the disconnect. Try it this week.

Obligatory monthly post here.

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I'm at the age where not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home. That and if the music is too damn loud.

Everything is much louder in the wee hours. Just heard the neighbour farting in their sleep. Either that or his baby elephant is trumpeting them awake.

@madmudokolo.bsky.social slid by The Bridge today to give us a #TBT set. Nailed it as per usual!

Things to leave in 2024: 1. Impostor Syndrome. 2. The word "Brunch" 3. Doubting yourself 4. Avocado on toast. Regardless, we move!!😡

“Just texting happy new year now in case the networks are all jammed at midnight!!!” Anyone else have those early mobile phone user memories on a night like this? I used to turn off my phone and blame the network.😅

Delete all unread work emails. If it’s important, they’ll email again in 2025. #HappyNewYear

Delete all unread work emails. If it’s important, they’ll email again in 2025. Happy New Year!!

The festive taint. AKA the yuletide ginginum. AKA the convivial perineum. The period between Christmas and New Year's Day can be confusing. What day is it? Does time even really exist? Up is left, down is wet. . . And yet still, the ominous feeling of January looms large.

What I would give for this version of Superman to be translated for the big screen....

Time flies, don't it?

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Here's to the best of times! Thanks for all the wishes.

Thank you please!!

Indeed!

I've never been this hungry in my life.

'Memba dat'!!!

I call this one, "Rush Hour in Kampala".

@kemigisha.bsky.social I greet you please.

Hello December!!!

Have a great week!

Anyone else just randomly going. . . .#KDot

Stupid body clock. 🤦🏾‍♂️

When the weekend is half gone and you're barely past the first item on your to-do list.

Monday mood: Staring blankly into the distance while secretly plotting world domination. . . . Or just hoping this week brings more coffee and less chaos.

The only way to get through the mornings. Copious amounts highly recommended!

We outchea!!! Or whatever it is Gen Z say these days. I'm here. 😅

The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system. Beyond parody.

#Resolution for 2024? Be like a child. - default happy - only eat when they’re hungry - curious about everything - not afraid to ask questions - no ingrained prejudices - forgive and forget easily - living in the moment. Happy New Year.

The peanut is not a nut, it is actually a legume. Remember this the next time you are having a legume butter and jelly sandwich.

Ah. The #festive taint. AKA the yuletide ginginum. AKA the convivial perineum. The period between #Christmas and New Year's Day can be confusing. What day is it? Does time even really exist? And yet still, the ominous feeling of #January looms large.

Happy Monday. If there is such a thing.

#Monday morning meetings be like that sometimes.

And so, it begins. #Newbie