If you sleep with me you must accept that I can wake you up in the middle of the night so I can explain to you how I would shoot an innovative jumpscare for a horror movie.

I am currently in the bed of an unknown dude waiting for pizza.

Dude they just lost an incredible oportunity to make that reveal in Peacemaker better.

Top 5 most confortable water sips of life.

How do you fight the unstoppable urge of trying to classify the most random stuff in the absolute perfect way and see how everything crumbles when the slightest amount of subjectivity comes into play?

Hey who wants to start an internet cult.

Currently singing this on the piano like there's no tomorrow.

Everyone is bi or a liar.

I mean look at this 😱

I want someone to spit in my mouth.

I am screaming.

The skills I want.

I just had an epiphany.

Who wants to play the trauma drinking game

Drunk and alone in the dark, my natural state.

Who wants to tip me so I can buy Silent Hill f and only play for 20 minutes before I uninstall it because scary videogames are too much for me. throne.com/hellgoonette

I HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

Do you behave like you want to or do you just stumble through a personality spectrum that's confortable enough for you and acceptable for the rest?

Fact of the day: Erika Kirk's neck is surprisingly short.

I just started crying because of all the amazing music that will stay unheard between the fabric of reality, forever uncomposed.

Alien Earth's finale is up. See you later.

I really need an orgy karaoke party right now.

The things the evil voice inside my head whispers to me sometimes dude 😱

Do you believe in weird conspirations? If so which ones?

Also The Crow remake is AWESOME.

We could have tentacle sex animatronocs but no, we have zionism instead.

There is a higher than zero probability that you touch an object and disintegrate your fingers.

Maybe the true rapture is having to hear so much bullshit.

REEEEEEE PO MAAAN

Did you noticed how bored of porn I am.

Hey I'm sorry North Americans but the "thank you for your service" thing is cringe and stupid.