#TodayinADHD Pulled clean clothes out of the dryer, swapped clothes from the washing machine to the dryer, put clean clothes back in the wash and took dirty clothes upstairs to fold. 🙃🙄😖 How’s your day going?

Age yourself with a film you saw in cinema as a kid.

What I learned from her was incalculable. What I see now because of her is fucking abominable.

And we really used to egg houses back in the day. 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s been up between me and green beans since my Grandmama made me sit at the kitchen table for hours over them mushy hoes. Never in my life.

How is it *not* pumpkin spice? Also, you could low key take Thanksgiving too if it gets me out of the extended family get togethers.😬

Saving All My Love For You

Dream Lover

Just Fine

Sittin Up In My Room

Starfish and Coffee. Ask again in 15 minutes and it might’ve changed.

The Hunt for Red October Jurassic Park The Chronicles of Narnia

Just stopped at the dairy for milk and cream, and a lady popped over to pay for it. Said she’s just looking to bless somebody’s day. Now I need to find someone to pass it on to! 🥰

I’d rather have Christmas without Santa than without Nat King Cole.

Curtis Mayfield

Isley Brothers

Can’t you just take a kidney or sumn?

Whoever writing this season of the NFL is high as giraffe pussy.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

San Cooke, Guy Fieri, and a bunch of TikTok kids or sumn’.

My children’s future.

Anyone else’s opinions. If you don’t have my phone number and a reasonable expectation that I will actually pick up when you call, your opinion does not concern me.

You are bipolar with ADHD and mild autism. You are not ‘smart but lazy’ or ‘attention seeking’. You need real help.

A. More. B. I am, if possible, even more in my dgaf bag than I’ve ever been.

Roe v Wade was passed.

Listen… I just saw a thumbnail that said ‘FBI calling on public to help find subject that fatally shot Charlie Kirk’ and the way I fucking laughed! I am not a good person, but I am having fun so … 🤷🏾‍♀️

I am contractually obligated to say the Cowboys. And if I wasn’t it would still be the Cowboys.

Prince. It’s always Prince for me.

Is Highlander a classic, cause if yes then yes

@perytas.bsky.social The light has bleached some of the blue out of the wall but I love how it pops! Thank you so much!

I only know the flavor as the color. Is blue still gonna taste like blue or…?

Logging on to discover couch fucker is already blocked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

What we’ve tried to do with our kids. It can be difficult, trying not to do too much coming from a childhood where you often felt alone and neglected.

You know why I can't take some of you on the left seriously? Because when you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for exactly what's happening now. Don't think it's your fault? It sure as shit is.

FACTS!

Good morning lovelies. I hope you all get even better than you deserve today, and yes, you do deserve great things!

Welp… let me add it to my list 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😒

A B I

Our current season : Surprise! Roadwork!

Denzel Aldis Chiwetel Mahershala Boyega Cameo - Samuel L.

I had a stalker when I was in the Army. I’m not showing my face to a bunch of strangers not knowing where he is now.

Getting that ‘tickle your brain’ COVID test back in the day triggered a sneeze. Didn’t want to splatter the nurse so I held it in. Tore a muscle in my back.

My executive function left her desk Tuesday and I ain’t seen her since. The amount of time it’s taking to get anything done is 😒

16 (autism +) was sleeping late this morning. Went to find him and… he wasn’t in his bed. Or our bed. Or his tent in the living room. Or on either couch in the basement. He was, fortunately, in the back bathroom. The running + panic got my heart rate waaaaay up, and I’m calling it a workout. 😮‍💨😅

I have 2 with autism - currently searching for back ups for supports we may lose , but none are close. We have excellent insurance - my husband is union - but this could still hurt us and will hurt quite a few.

Me: Tory Lanez got stabbed today. 18: in the foot?

Still not buying his album or whatever.

‘Excuse me brother, but is ribs pig?’ The way she laughs! We need to watch Car Wash again.

Happy Mother’s Day, to those who celebrate or are being celebrated. For those who don’t celebrate, I wish you a lovely ‘Maaaan, Fuck Her’ and some peace and quiet.