Slime Choir

Gimme ur goo

Staying home from school and watching The Prize is Rice

Dennis in the streets, menace in the sheets

Artemis II crew returning to Earth after total nuclear annihilation

I wonder how many Popes have done the "waaaaaaazuuuuuuuuup?" at some point.

If you pirate Where's Waldo? media, that's Warez Waldo.

Oops... All Brainworms

Crumbly weiners

Lasagnamelon

Big Tidy Goth Girlfriend

The new provolone Kit Kats are great

Don't talk to me until I've had my cold cut.

Prequel to The Last Starfighter called The Second to Last Starfighter.

People who don't like semantic versioning are looking forward to Web 26.04

If you come at the Afroman, you best not miss

Kiss me, I'm squeamish.

Claude, please implement this entire fuckin' sonuvabitch in Java.

World Class Back Meat

Does anybody know why juggalos don't fear me?

Power neighbor

Hunchback seamstress at One Eyed Jack's is the weirdest Twin Peaks character and she never gets mentioned

Keg full of NyQuil

I've developed a new AI image generation technology. Try it out, just enter your prompt here and it can generate your image and transmit it directly into the user's brain, no need for a separate display. Extremely low resource usage compared to other generative AI.

The first time you give head, that's orientatio.

The ten most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the private sector, and I'm here to help.

Piñata/Sharps Container

World's largest British Empire

When they say they want the D, this is what they're talking about.

"Sorry I can't suck your dick today, I've got COVID" if you're wondering what it's like out there on the apps.

Disheveled eggs

Happy 20th Anniversary to 𝘐'𝘮 𝘖.𝘒: 𝘈 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳, released in Feb 2006 in response to Jack Thompson's challenge to the video game industry to create a game where the player kills video game developers. Forever fuck Jack Thompson. www.mobygames.com/game/23768/i... www.derekyu.com/games.html

Jazzercism

A cryptid that only drinks NyQuil

I'm loving this new "no ketchup in the bathtub" rule

Arby's bankruptcy will cause a global extinction event

Statistically speaking, everybody you went to high school with is gay

Clambake 2: The Clambakening

"Sorry about that, my wife didn't tell me our son's clown statue came in today; I wasn't expecting it to arrive until next week."

The only way to stop a bad guy with a plasma cannon for an arm is a good guy with a plasma cannon for an arm.

World's largest gizmo

Goon morning

Episode of the twilight zone where it's a guy stranded somewhere with no tiddy and all he wants is tiddy and he dies (bc no tiddy) but it turns out he was on a massive tiddy too big to comprehend the whole time

A movie about a mummy that's really good at chess

It is time for the working class band together and delete system32

Sorry, these milkshakes are for conquistadors only

If I were principal for a day, all the water fountains would dispense soda

I want to go to San Francisco so I can get authentic Rice-a-Roni from a street vendor.

In A Christmas Story it shows you the daisy chain of AC plugs in the living room but less noticeable is the light socket above the stove with the 1-to-2 bulb socket splitter and the bulb to AC plug adaper that the fridge, toaster, etc. are plugged into.