🚨 IT'S HERE 👀 What do you think of the newly revealed @detroitredwingsnhl.bsky.social Centennial jersey? ⤵️ #LGRW

Centennial Jersey reveal! Let's go, boys! These things look incredible. Holy jumpin'! LGRW www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SDeJGa/

I'm so happy Hockey season is almost back. I've always said the only good thing about the start of Football, Hockey is around the corner. Wings prospects looked great at the prospects tournament against Dallas.

I married a monster. I no longer feel safe in my own home. Send help. Or dog pictures. Those will help in these trying times.

Unpopular opinion: I think Phillie Karen has gotten a disproportionate amount of hate. In the videos I've seen we cannot see the full interaction while she was grabbing the ball. Isn't it possible that the man did tear the ball from her hand?

Today's #wordle is very relevant to recent events. #FIFA

Oh yeah, you're a fucking maniac. 😭💀 #taskmaster

Why is it that more and more top comments on TikTok videos are comments involving 'loving god'? This comment has 600 likes but the one immediately below it has 17k. Weird ah.

It could be 100 well trained MMA fighters and y'all would still get bodied by a #gorilla. It's wild how underestimated a wild animal's survival instincts become in these situations. The moment the beast feels legit threatened and adrenaline hits the bloodstream is game over for those 100 bodies.

Is the news really out here trying to shame Canadian elections for giving people multiple choices among candidates in their federal elections? Critiquing the 'girth' of their ballots? Upset that people must read, find their preferred candidate, and fold their ballot? This is so dumb.

Janitor's life would be so much better if JD would stop interfering with it. The guy just wants to do his job so he can spend time at home with Mrs. janitor and his kids. JD is the true villain of Scrubs, and y'all know it.

Ehlokar redemption arc incoming?! Color me pleasantly surprised. I'm very excited to see the Kaladin-Ehlokar relationship grow. Maybe these two plus Adolin become a trio similar to Dalinar-Gavilar-Sadeas? #Oathbringer #Cosmere 📚💙

#Oathbringer exemplifies what Sanderson means by Cosmere books informing on one another. Every radiant power (minus Edgedancer) shares characteristics of an allomancer's ability. Each one is a beefed up or pure version. #BookSky 📚💙

Syl educating Kal on Spren gender identity is exactly what I needed this morning. A wonderfully subtle nod to the real-world's constant oversimplification of gender identity. #Cosmere 📚💙 #Stormlight #Oathbringer

My thoughts as a Red Wings fan: We aren't making the playoffs - we don't look like a team who belongs there anyway. We'll never win a draft lottery, so why tank? Call up Danielson; give Cossa a couple starts. I want a glimpse at the future to soften another season without playoff hockey. #LGRW

TIL Science Max is Canadian. I'm not surprised, the show is highly educational and provides age-appropriate entertainment for young children. Either way, my kid loves it and now wants to try hydro-dipping some of his hot wheels. #science

Finished #Elantris and it was a great ending. While not my favorite book, I can see why people live in so much. I treated Hrathen more of a villain than he deserved to be. Took a while to build up, but well worth the read. Next up: #Oathbringer! 📚💙 #Cosmere #Stormlight

Is Sanderson is really gunna make me feel bad for Hrathen? Sent on a mission to save people, but in reality his efforts were meant to start a war. He's not a good person, but hurting people was always a no-go. I suppose this is the truly ugly side of blind faith. 📚💙 #Cosmere #Elantris

Raoden can't stop lying to Sarene. I'm really confused on what is playing here is. Now that Sarene is in #Elantris what does he gain from continuing the lies? #Cosmere 📚💙

How many monkeys with typewriters will it take to write Shakespeare? Reddit led me to monkeys.zip which is testing the infinite monkey theorem. My monkey's name is Shmunko Tutt 🤣 He hasn't discovered any words yet, but he will.

Installed a generator today. Quite possibly the most infuriating and complicated project I've undertaken in a long time. Tomorrow is day 3 without power. New ETR: tomorrow at 3:15PM. I'm exhausted. Is April Fools Day supposed to last a whole week or is this life just being a rotten jerk?

Living in a heavily wooded area is amazing until a freak wind gust of 80 mph leading and a thunderstorm knocks down a bunch of trees. We are nearing 20 hours without power. Crews are hard at work, but I'm thinking it's gunna be another cold night. Stay safe and warm everyone. #PureMichigan

Well this chapter is ending differently than I expected. Side note: I really dislike how Hrathen refers to Elantrians. Doomed to a fate of never ending pain and slowly going insane from hunger. Unimaginable suffering to be reduced to 'creatures'? 📚💙 #Cosmere

I guess it's a good sign that Hrathen realizes and seems to care about reducing grotesque violence. Something tells me it's a little too late though; he's already unleashed Dilaf's chaos and influence. #Elantris #Cosmere 📚💙

#Elantris prediction - Hrathen will be visited by the Seon and become an Elantrian. 📚💙 #Cosmere

So Roial is just an old horn dog after all. 🤣 #BookSky 📚💙 #Cosmere #Elantris

I may be getting ahead of myself and too excited about this, but one day - hopefully sooner rather than later - I will be able to make a whole meal with only stuff grown in my own garden. 🌱

Another #TikTok intro that I immediately scroll? Telling me to go to the search bar and doing anything. Show me what is taking place under the search terms your peddling. Don't put the work on me to boost your algorithm terms.

We all dislike talking this, but one day Mickey is going to hang up the mic. There is no replacing Mickey, but DeKeyser may have a future in that space. DeKeyser has slowly opened up since the beginning of the season. Anyway, penalty against the Red Wings. Let's kill this and keep it 2-1. #LGRW

At first, I didn't like Roial. Yes, I just met him, but my first impression was not to trust him. I'm pleasantly surprised that he is on Sarene's side and seems hopeful to protect the people of Arelon. #Elantris so far has been pretty slow to build. Been difficult to get into. 📚💙#Cosmere

Well this sucks. Red Wings can't play defense. You can't expect to make it to the playoffs when you go 2-8 in March.

Call overturned. We need to score more 5-on-5. Until that happens I don't think we will have a playoff team. #LGRW

God these commentators really love shitting in the wings. My goodness. It's 2-1 and they haven't stopped saying bad things about them for 5 minutes. And it's now 3-1 as I'm typing this. Why did we pick March to absolutely fall apart? #LGRW

Yea, I've got a add #gardening and #baking to my list of hobbies. I'm excited to transplant my growing seedlings in a few weeks and actually tend a garden. As for baking, nothing beats the question, 'When are you going to make more cookies?' I must be doing something right. 🥰

Is it just me or are the birds chirping a little more this year? Im not a very spiritual person, but I've heard and felt more comfort in the bird's song more than ever before. There is still hope. It is among all of us and it's beautiful. 🐦

Reddit out here thinking my ass can afford a Rolex. I am thankful and fortunate for what I have, but what I have isn't even close to Rolex money.

At what point should we start considering the Buffalo Sabres are the NHL's Detroit Lions? Longest active playoff drought (17 years) and never won a championship since entering the league 53 years ago. I think we are there already, no?

For a first time grower, I'm happy with these results. Some are a bit leggy and most didn't even sprout. Learning from mistakes is a part of the process. Started a second seed tray yesterday. This gardening adventure has been a lot of fun. #Gardening

The time to move on is now. I've done the best I could and it wasn't enough. Tomorrow is a new day with new opportunities.

Lift and Luffy would quickly become best friends. Everything is irrelevant if they're hungry and any adventure is worth it to get some food. No fear of danger and trusting in themselves to be able to overcome any obstacle for a tasty morsel. #OnePiece #Cosmere 📚💙 #Edgedancer

AOC: It is almost unthinkable why Senate Democrats would vote to to hand the few pieces of leverage that we have away for free when we've been sent here to protect social security, protect medicaid, and protect medicare.

Who do I need to contact to get a platypus emoji? Fr what text couldn't be enhanced by this beautiful creature?

Well someone deserved what was coming to them. IYKYK #WordsofRadiance complete. Fantastic ending. Next up #Edgedancer 📚💙 #cosmere

She can become a sword, shield, and spear?! 🤯 That's a pretty good power upgrade. 📚💙 #Cosmere #WordsofRadiance

I'm most envious of Shallan's ability to simply 'take a memory' any time she pleases or wants to draw something/someone. Having that much control over ones memory; even for a single moment in time would be incredibly useful. 📚💙 #Cosmere #StormlightArchive

Let me get this straight, Sebarial treats people like people, focuses on future planning for stability of his Princedom, AND Amaram dislikes him? Those first two traits were nice, but that final one is a huge commendation. 📚💙 #Cosmere

Holy damn, Chapter 73... Intense. 😲 #WordsodRadiance #cosmere 📚💙

So really Shallan/Kaladin is the true "Step Brothers" relationship. These two cannot have a civil conversation even when stuck in a slot canyon. #Cosmere #WordsofRadiance 📚💙

They became best friends! I really misjudged Adolin from the beginning. He trusts those who demonstrate they are capable. The ending of #WordsofRadiance is going to be incredible.

Well Shallan's step-mother is an awful person. Telling a child they deserve to get beat is one of the most vile things ever said in these books. I don't care what Shallan did (assuming she did anything). Physical violence is not a punishment; it's abuse. 📚💙 #cosmere #WordsofRadiance