Hey #minneapolis and #saintpaul friends - who are you following to get real time updates of community news?

Elrond: The ring must be destroyed. Frodo: I will sue Sauron! Aragorn: And I will chastise him! Elrond: No, that's- Legolas: You will have my merch. Gimli: And my disappointed scowl. Elrond: Guys- Boromir: And if you'll contribute to my campaign for just $10 a month we might have a chance!

Spot the difference.

My kingdom for an inheritance.

I'll take it a step further and say I think blocks should be private.

I just held a toad who would not leave my hand. Instead we stared at each other under a flawless summer sky in milkweed perfumed air. I named him Clark.

Letting my kids develop their own taste on music means the playlist ranges from Mitski to Hamilton to Frank Sinatra to The White Stripes to The Crane Wives to Skillet and I love it. Diversity is the best cure for boredom.

I just made an egg salad sandwich for the first time in my life, so that's big. What are your wild Friday night plans?

Challenge for the willing: selfie right now.

As a Twitter widow I love my new husband Bluesky but that doesn't mean I don't miss that damn blue bird app.

They are doing this new Doctor Who dirty. They got that Disney money and forgot how to write.

Don't mind me, just obsessing about my interview QA for the next 24 hrs.

Two of my queer 12yo's gay friends told us they aren't going to pride because "they aren't out to their parents" which is totally valid and also made me really grateful my kids talk to me.

Ok where are my Bridgerton girlies at because I just finished S3...

Make a band less mild Hostile Milk Hotel

The robin couple in my front tree need to stop having unprotected sex because this is the second tragic fledgling baby to literally drop into my yard this summer and my heart can't take it.

If a recruiter ghosts you on the interview they set up can you sue for emotional damages?

Called it. Thanks FB memories.

Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: At age eight I died of dysentery on my way to Oregan. A lot.

Found a model shot from 20yrs ago. Look at that serious baby. What a drama llama.

People should get paid daily. This whole "work two to three weeks and then you can buy things" is garbage.

Biggest complaint with the new Doctor Who is the writers aren't letting him Doctor nearly enough. Rarely see a sonic screwdriver, no running technobabble, no running period.

I'm so sorry to have to tell you this but it's only Wednesday.

Just learned about LED ghosting thanks to a flickering bulb continuing to flicker while laying uninstalled on my table in the dark. Thank you modern technology for my brief belief in the supernatural this evening.

You know what would truly make America great again? Being able to throw beer and milkshakes at politicians without fear of immediately being gunned down.

People are capable of so muchmore than a daily grind.

I have spent the last two days trying to keep up with my 70 year old mother and I am so very exhausted.

Today's memory vault is serving that time the audition side called for a slap and my scene partner insisted I really slap him and I slapped hime *very hard* and he was clearly upset and no, I did not get the part. Hope he's doing well wherever he is.

I committed to a social thing tonight and I am unhappy with my past self about it.

I don't drink often - maybe every month or two - but tequila is really helping with a very shit day.

Just remembered that time I pretended to choke on a pretzel because I ran into an acquaintances while with a friend and couldn't remember their name when I was going to introduce them. Gonna just lie here in the dark reliving that for a few hours I guess.

Anchor Bar burgers in Superior, Wisconsin. My mouth is watering 20yrs later just thinking about those burgers and fries.

Just laid down and can confirm - it lives up to the hype.

I have now dwelt upon this earth for 44yrs. Will accept tribute in chocolate and tequila (just not together).

My 12yo just called me her "spawn point".

Small Dog is very upset that I wouldn't let her dig a hole to eat a baby bunny, and - insult upon injury - *picked her up* and carried her inside.

I told the kids to stop overusing "piss me off" so they've started saying "peeve me off" and I am a fan.

Goodnight from my stupid perfect bedtime curls that will be flattened and frizzy by morning. Xo

If you see this, post a photo at sunset

Helping a plus size autistic teenager navigate the sensory and sexist horror that is women's current fashion is...an adventure.

Love a "very happily married man" liking every selfie I've posted on insta in the last six months. No red flags there.

This would, in fact, fix me.

Happy Mother's Day!

If I was carbon, I would date you.

My quarterly review was basically "you are just really nice and people like you" and now I feel bad about all the mean things I say about my coworkers on here.

Politics aside - the designers of this year's Met Gala looks should lose sewing privileges for the year.

Go outside and breath in the sky.

Eurovision's main sponsor is Moroccan Oil, which is made in Israel. I love Eurovision and have never missed it once, so it hurts a bit to miss out on it. But the people of Palestine are obviously hurting way more. Don't watch, don't post, don't vote - don't support genocide. www.cjpme.org/fs_154

If you see this, post a dog

Someone log me off of FB marketplace and tell me to go to bed.