Take this for what you will bye Newcastle are currently level on points with Chelsea with one week to go

Can we stop guessing as to what a penalty is and mutually agree we all have no idea, especially PGMOL

Watch VAR bring this foul on Fernandes back to disallow the goal 😂

If VAR award United a penalty at any point in the reminder of this match Pereira needs to make sure they have to physically remove him from the pitch

There’s no world in which a handball rule exists and that goal is allowed to stand. Do we live in a multiverse that allows handballs?

Watkins out for Gyokeres this week for a hit. Currently at a deficit of -19 to start out the week 🤡

What’s the point of playing a match with both teams wave the white flag? Can we just say it’s a draw and not play the match?

With Cherki benched do I end this match on a total of 3 points for my triple captain?? My god. Haven’t prayed in a long time but do I start now??

This feels like the week where the general consensus has overwhelmingly shifted to Cherki over Semenyo for FPL. Que the Semenyo haul during the double in Gameweek 36

Check out the latest podcast from Paul and I discussing FPL tactics for the final run-in. Which City assets to go for? Are Arsenal attackers a must buy this week? Let us know what you all think! Good luck this week everyone… not long to go now in the season. Make it count everyone and have fun!

There is no world in which this is not a penalty

Cherki captain with Haaland and NOR to play. Too much to ask for a Cherki brace by half with a Haaland assist to NOR goal?

Top Bins with Twins again reporting live at Al Lang stadium for the Tampa Bay Rowdies against the Indy Eleven. Quite the eerie scene with an active fire situation in the background. We hope everything and everyone is alright.

This match between PSG and Bayern is why the premier league needs to make tactical adjustments to how they officiate matches. Encourage an openness in play style. Let the billions of pounds worth of talent shine through. Otherwise EPL teams are at a disadvantage in Europe

Oh. PSG and Bayern in the UCL Semis… this is what it feels like when teams try to play progressive minded football and not put 10 behind the ball

Football is such an unforgiving game. From the eye test Sunderland actually haven’t been that poor. Should they be up? Probably not. Should they be down four goals? Probably not. Show the nature of how difficult FPL actually is because of the inherent variance in every single match that is played

Tell me why I should pick Rogers or Watkins… splitting hairs here and a bit too deep into the weeds

That late big chance missed by NOR ends up being about a 16 point swing for my week. On 138 points for GW33 but that would have sealed an all timer

Still time for a Danny Welbeck brace!!

This is the kind of match Welbeck would be on a brace if he started

The most impressive feat of this Chelsea regime is being able to bring in as many petulant children as possible. Noteworthy work on the talent acquisition side of things to find players with aligned mentalities.

Heated rivalry vibes

We are excited to be attending the Premier League fan fest at Armature Works in Tampa, FL this weekend! Sunday will be a very big day with massive tittle implications. We fear that regardless of the result one half of the podcast will be crying.

Don’t kid yourself, this is the real Madrid. An institution that reeks of entitlement and players that think they are bigger than any club they play for. Happy to see a club like Bayern that handles themselves in a more… respectful advance to the semis.

Olise MY WORD

FPL truly sucks the joy out of you sometimes. This game can be quite cruel. Four points from both of these two with these underlying numbers is brutal

The Hair Puller of Amsterdam Wild decision there to give a red

Interesting moment at the Tampa Bay Rowdies and Oakland Roots SC as both teams pause for the initial 45 seconds of the second half.

The dropping of points is a nightmare for Arsenal but the performance itself feels the worst part of today for the Gunners. Uninspired and lacking any semblance of an organized attack/patterns of play. I would love to see Arsenal training to see what is being drilled into their attackers.

For any English fans that feel disappointed with their teams performance, try to be a USMNT supporter 😂

Arteta is going to send his army of pickpockets to Italy after Calafiori plays 120 minutes

The level of expenditure at Chelsea is remarkable but what makes it noteworthy are the performances being displayed on the pitch. They’ve spent €2.08B over the last five years and you could easily replace nine of the starting XI. Spending money absolutely does not necessitate success in football.

7-2 as it stands for Newcastle against Barcelona 🤨 Who wants to defend the Premier League “levels” after these absolute thumping in UCL Round of 16? Clearly the league is not setting up their sides for success in wider European competitions where they actually have to play football

Perhaps Chelsea should spend more time working on their finishing and defending in training as opposed to planning where they huddle before kick off

Is there a cold front blowing through?

Greetings FPL managers! With UCL second legs weighing heavy on the minds of many Premiership sides we are here to help you navigate through this chaotic period in the FPL season to prepare for the potential blanks and doubles that are right around the corner.

Nicolas Jackson is the perfect example why young players need to be extremely careful about picking the clubs that are going to foster their development instead of looking at these young talents as simply assets to be bought cheap and sold for profit

The results that we see from Premier League teams in UCLare a direct result of the lack of ability to play forward thinking football and overall regression of quality across the league. If you are a league official and see these results across-the-board, you would be very concerned.

New podcast up tomorrow morning everyone! How’s everyone feeling going into GW30?

Sick of this seasons set piece focus, deterioration of open play creativity, and all around abysmal officiating (which also includes VAR).

Sarr could be an interesting pick for FPL going into GW30 if you can manage the blank in GW31 The run consists of: GW30: Leeds (H) GW31: ❌ BLANK ❌ GW32: Newcastle (H) GW33: West Ham (H) GW34: Liverpool (a) GW35: Bournemouth (a) GW36: Everton (H) GW37: Brentford (a)

Frankly the way that Spurs upper management handled the Ange saga it does seem rather ironic and poetically just that they would be relegated. If they kept Ange would wager they’d be top half of the table at a minimum.

Games gone, eh? Sarr’s goal ruled offside by his literal nose and then Spurs score a minute later. Quite the epitome for the mystifying nature of modern football

There’s an immense amount of pressure in this moment but the best option here for Bernardo is to pass this to the far post for Haaland. You have to know Sels is going to close down the space once the first touch is taken.

What will complete this Rogers performance is a 90+3’ yellow card. It’s written in the cards after how this one has gone so far

Anyone else in the camp of not being overly impressed by Buendia? Too many times it seems like a ball is slightly off that then stalls an attack or misses the striker running through in behind. Don’t highly rate him and frankly it’s one of the reasons this Villa “title push” has stalled out

What if Forest get relegated but win UECL and end up in UCL next season. Has this happened before? An English side in the Championship while competing in Champions League?

With blank and double gameweeks fast approaching, the twins dive into the best ways to manage your chips, discussing optimal strategies to navigate the chaos and gain an edge on the competition. youtu.be/B1PVSaSkqUM

Time to get rid of Gabriel? I think so.

Feels like the kind of FPL week where the extra bonus point Haaland picked up over night might be the difference in a green or red arrow