Now that we don't have the Conclave to obsess over, we needed a new diversion. Who do you think would be THE WORST POSSIBLE 2028 DEM PRESIDENTIAL TICKET? (yes, I was yelling lol) Play along at the link below!

This might be a new low.

Other than Al Green getting tossed, very boring show. Low energy. Self-effusive. Slurry. Vindictive. 0/10 would not watch again.

Now they go to Committee and they put into writing their 890 BILLION dollars of Medicare and Medicaid cuts. In detail. ⤵️⤵️⤵️ 2026 roadmap below. They know what's coming for them, and they bent the knee anyways. LFG. 🥊 We're not playing dead, Carville.

Damn straight. Raise the wage!

We had such a great time talking with Madame Speaker! Couldn't imagine a better way to kick off 2025. Ready to get out there and secure some wins for The People's House! 💙 #demsdeliver

NGL, growing increasingly concerned about the lack of clarity around the drones over New Jersey. Relatedly, if we are all still here, Drones over New Jersey would be a very cool name for your band in 8-10 years. (Post brought to you by insomnia)

All the Worst People You Know Will Run the Government, Pam Bondi edition.

2024 ✨ If you need me, I'll just be over here in child's pose for a bit.

Before i show up anywhere,I usually ask "who all gon be there," because I'm already socially awkward But I'm leaping out on faith with yall this time! May the spirit of reevaulation and new beginnings go beyond just a new social media project in this new era... ok.

Per NY Times. LFG.

So here for this. 👏

My nephew recently contracted Whooping Cough at school. Whooping Cough in the year of our Lord 2024. Can't wait to see what'll come down the pike when we Make Polio Great Again with HHS Secretary RFK Jr.

Pitt airport is ready for our new shared reality 😍

Truly

Good Praxis

Fund in state orgs. Donate to in state orgs. This is so gross. We're still counting votes. Where are these jagoffs? 🙄🤮

Remember that era of FB when there were groups that were like "We all pretend we are Ants" or "WE ALL POST LIKE BOOMERS"? Bluesky is basically "We all post like we're not afraid of being harassed and doxxed on X" Here for it 🥂

Ok, so listen. We get this poor man a lot of Botox and a crap ton of filler, and we try to just slip him in instead of Gaetz. Makes as much sense as the actual Matt Gaetz being AG 🤷🏼‍♀️

Are we to the dark humor part of grief yet? Because that's pretty the only coping mechanism I have. Also, are we funny on this app or VERY SERIOUS? I have questions.