@jd-vance-1.bsky.social What a jobbernowl! www.cleveland.com/news/2025/11...

I think it would be great if the protesters today would fly the Gadsden flag. #nokingsday

#OTD 1841 Whig traitor and later Confederate rebel was sworn in 2 days after my death

Gene Roddenberry of Star Trek fame was a big history nut. Did you know that in 1841 on April 4th after the death of William Henry Harrison, Dr. Thomas Miller phoned up former President James Madison & said "He's dead Jim"? Roddenberry borrowed this immortal line for his Dr. McCoy character.

Genius.

Truman: “The buck stops here!” Trump: “I don’t know anything about it!”

I never accidentally couriered my Tippecanoe war plans to the editor of the New York Evening Post

It’s my dog’s 2nd birthday! Ella consiguió un taco gigante!

I'm a 252 year old senior on a fixed income and it’s my birthday! Made it to Denny's for my free Grand Slam breakfast! #huzzah

I see Trump is trying to beat his record as the worst US President #goals

It turns out that snowflakes don’t care for being outside in the cold

This is quite amazing because I had been dead for nearly half a century! Maybe they meant Ben. www.nbcrightnow.com/news/origina...

I always thought the GOP could do better than Matt Gaetz for Attorney General. Is Diddy available?

These cabinet picks are a Who’s Who of pieces of shit. This is just the warm up.

I have no affiliation with this shop but it’s on sale for #cybermonday! #huzzah www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2388...

So can Elon Musk buy BlueSky too? Just wondering.

I wonder what so many of Trump’s top cabinet picks have been accused of sex crimes?

This is the worst reality show ever www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/p...

It's easier than the screenshot indicates. That's for importing your tweets. Just follow method 1 to import the people you follow. Run the extension periodically to pick up new followers that jumped to BlueSky. www.wikihow.com/Import-Twitt...

BlueSky is fun. It reminds me of how Twitter was before a MAGA oligarch took it over. Tell your friends.

I haven't updated my résumé in a while. Should I put something about BlueSky on there?

Trump could literally grow a Hitler mustache and say “I am the reincarnation of Hitler!”….MAGAs would still cheer for him and the undecided would wonder why Harris won’t show a paystub from 30 years ago

There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest & finest feelings of our nature, than the exercise of unlimited power ⁃ WH Harrison The wind, the wind, the wind is, the wind is bullshit, I’ll tell you ⁃ Donald Trump

Now is my chance for a 2nd term! Well…I mean a complete 1st term.

Ready for #DebateNight

Has Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted a conspiracy theory about the #earthquakenyc? I’m sure she’ll get to the bottom of it since she’s already down there.

#happyeaster

It’s #PresidentsDay ! What’d y’all get me?

#Valentine2024

That time I found out that Ohio wasn’t my real mom!

Trump probably: “I hardly knew the man, maybe I met him once. Was he the Governor of New York City a long time ago or something?”

Swifty fact: Did you know that @taylorswift13 is named after my friend fellow Whig and 12th POTUS @PresZachTaylor ? It’s true! Look it up on Wiki in a few minutes… #CincyTSTheErasTour

FoxNews headline: Migrants! Every other news outlet headline: George Santos arrested on 13 federal charges

I hate Twitter now. It’s a cesspool.

Fixed!

#happyeaster

9th year for the 9th POTUS. 3,254 days longer than my Presidency! #huzzah #MyTwitterAnniversary

I was never indicted

“I’m not very quotable” - W.H. Harrison

Shoutout to Nicholas Mullins and @WarehamPS

#SuperBowlHalftimeShow

George Santos: I am Kyrsten Sinema!

That 90s Show.. what a piece of pandering garbage. Also they didn’t mention Fallen Timbers, the cotton gin or Jefferson or Adams. Horsefeathers!!

There are no classified documents in my tomb

So which #Mastodon server and such are all the historians and dead Twitter presidents and generals signing up on?

I found my scary Halloween costume!

I’m trending now! Thanks #LizTruss

When was the last time you were in a movie theater? Also, what is a movie theater?